Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Delivered Dollar General stuff to Uncle T-B., first half of grocery list for senior he man man.

Dropped couple of items to Mama T-B. to keep her from yelling at us, intense senior she man man.

 

Blew back to casa for phone caucus with insurance agent, timely we man.

"Lunch" was a hastily consumed* tin of Costco sardines, rapidly ingest we man.

     *under intense encroachment from highly interested miu,  man.

 

After insurance caucus, see man:

1.  Got needed item at Walmart for Mama T-B., stop yelling at us for it man.

2.  Elsewhere, groceried further for Uncle T-B., staggering amount of stuff man.

Many.  Delivered stuff to Uncle T-B., grateful senior he man.

Many.  Got Uncle T-B. into his online bank account**,  man.

     **Quit fiddling with passwords when you fail the first time, man.

Ran to bank on behalf of Mama T-B., fortunately nearby man.

Delivered $ and needed item to Mama T-B., seemingly mollified senior she man.

 

By now, it was Many (2+2) p.m., and we were hungry, understatement man.

Had no current Subway coupons with us,  man.

Considered BK, unenthusiastic we man.

Passed by mall and went to food court, better idea man.

Din-din was Japanese beef teriyaki on fried rice, ingest we man.

Postprandial siesta taken, rejuvenate we man.

 

Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

 

On Tuesday, we must take Uncle T-B. to a doctor, routine man.

We then envision mow-lawning, grass and not-our-leaves man.

In late afternoon, we get mauled by Fizzicle Therapist, months overdue man.

Not a minute of respite, active we man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

-------

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Took Uncle T-B. to doc, chauffeur we man senior he man man.

Got 2 referrals to other docs,  man.

At end, was lunchtime, note we man and senior he man.

Uncle T-B. gave us the choice of where to go, si man.

We picked Olive Garden, lunch specials man.

We ordered the usual chicken parmigiana, ingest we man.

Uncle T-B. ordered spaghetti + meatballs, ingest senior he man.

The total, including tip, was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2-2), quite reasonable man.

Uncle T-B. was very well pleased, rarely-restauranting senior he man.

 

At the casa, mow-lawning wasn't even remotely on the table, zzz we man.

 

Finally got mauled by fizzicle therapist, again-mobilized we man.

 

Got roped into another errand by Mama T-B., insistent senior she man.

Went to 2 supermarkets, finally got approval man.

Thoroughly exhausted and grumpy, out-of-sorts we man.

 

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, rejuvenated we man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many on Wednesday to run another Mama T-B. errand, dutiful we man.

Hope to finally lawn-mow, please give us some self-time man.

Then Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Ran morning errand for Mama T-B. and it went quickly/smoothly, not traumatic man.

 

Afterward, went to Costco for one item, already halfway there man.

Place busy but not as mobbed as one might expect, curious man.

Lunch was the footlong hot dog + Pepsi, ingest we man.

We left with our one item, financially disciplined we man.

 

Returned to casa determined to lawn-mow, necessary before weekend rains man.

Part grass, part leaves, stupid oak trees* man.

     *none of them ours,  man

Mowed entire front and undead part of back, mow we man.

Two sweatbands consumed, one job one recovery man.

 

Siesta'd, then retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Din-din was Popeye's**, ingest Two Guys man.

     **bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

Mama T-B. phoned with a computer emergency, half an hour with that man.

Mini-B. then wanted to play V.R., OK with we man if it makes wee man happy man.

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., see the Rojo's monster truck there we man.

Did casa-hold stuff, productive we man.

 

Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

Planned escapade to FST*** on Thursday, get-out-of-Dodge we man.

     ***see Abbreviation List on thread's first page, see man

[Neonred 3,562]

Tomorrow we are supposed to have our children and their families here to our house for a gathering and dinner.

My wife's daughter and husband and their two sons, 4 and 6 years old.  Coming over from Parkland near Ft Lauderdale.

My son and his wife and their two daughters, 3 and 5 years old.  Coming down from Jacksonville FL.

My daughter and her husband and their newborn twin girls, 3 1/2 weeks old. They live just under 15 minutes away.

 

3, 4, 5, 6 years old and 2 newborns.  Think I'll start drinking early and often.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

3, 4, 5, 6 years old and 2 newborns.  Think I'll start drinking early and often.

You start prepping to play zone defense right now, si man!   

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

-------

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Finally some free time, imagine that man.

On way to FST, hit Walgreens for Uncle T-B.'s 2 Rxs, on the route man.

It took those birdbrains Many (2x2x2 +2) minutes -- si man, Many (2x2x2+2) minutes -- to locate them,      man.

 

Thus robbed of our positive spirit, we got stuck behind Big Rigs on the 2-lane highways to FST,  man.

If they can't or won't attain posted speed, get off the road, si and  man.

 

Lunch was at FST restaurant, visit we man.

We consumed the "Big Tex" chicken-fried steak, double green beans, and Many dinner rolls, ingest we man.

We also carried out an entire cherry pie, produced there only Many (2+1) times yearly man.

 

Went to FST Post Office, big project finally mailed off man.

Went to FST supermarket, avail self of specials we man.

 

On way back, decided to look for 2 items requested by Uncle T-B., si man.

This was a mistake, traffic and supply-chain man.

After visiting Many (2+2+1) stores -- si man, Many (2+2+1) stores -- we gave up, exhausted we man.

We had those items as spares at the casa, initially didn't want to go out of our way but ultimately did man.

Next time, we will patronize Amazon, but we thought that these items would be readily procurable, deluded we man.

 

Delivered all to Uncle T-B., appreciative senior he man.

Returned to casa and fell into a too-short siesta, inadequate zzz we man.

Awoke not feeling quite right, no man.

Head and body aching, hope we're not getting sick man.

 

One ES itineraried for Friday, only proximal one man.

Party with the rubias uncertain, depends how we feel man.

[Asia 2,498]

Just wanted to step in and wish you all a very...

 

Edited December 22, 2023 by Asia

[Neonred 3,562]

19 hours ago, Neonred said:

Tomorrow we are supposed to have our children and their families here to our house for a gathering and dinner.

My wife's daughter and husband and their two sons, 4 and 6 years old.  Coming over from Parkland near Ft Lauderdale.

My son and his wife and their two daughters, 3 and 5 years old.  Coming down from Jacksonville FL.

My daughter and her husband and their newborn twin girls, 3 1/2 weeks old. They live just under 15 minutes away.

 

3, 4, 5, 6 years old and 2 newborns.  Think I'll start drinking early and often.

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You start prepping to play zone defense right now, si man!   

Good news and good news.

 

Yesterday my son called and told me his 5 year old had been running a 102 degree temp and was now on antibiotics.  Apparently an ear infection and they won't be making the 5 1/2 hour trip with an unhappy child.

 

Today as we were in the middle of food prep, my wife's daughter called and said they wouldn't be arriving today (for the big meal) because her husband had sinus surgery on Monday and wasn't feeling well.  Maybe they can make it tomorrow, or at least that is the plan. 

 

Called my daughter and she and the twins were fine and suggested we try for a limited get together tomorrow.

 

No need for excessive drinking today.  Feeding everyone cold leftovers tomorrow.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

21 hours ago, Asia said:

Just wanted to step in and wish you all a very...

 

In-stepping bad absent Asia!  In-stepping, IN-STEPPING bad BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

 

It's "Happy Columbus Day" in Poland, by the way, oj tak.

 

As a note to certain bad absent Polish Commie-babes and everyone else, our posts are greatly in need of upvotes so that we can regain or at least stay within range of our long-time #1 upvote-getter position, si man and oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

No need for excessive drinking today.

Anathema!  Heresy!  Apostasy!

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

Feeding everyone cold leftovers tomorrow.

Send some here, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

On 12/21/2023 at 9:17 PM, TBoneTX said:

Head and body aching, hope we're not getting sick man.

We are officially sick, fever man.

Temperature has ranged from Many.Many to Many.Many degrees F., to be precise man.

HSM for long afternoon siesta and again at bedtime, ouch man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We dragged our sick self to the one itineraried ES, not far away man.

The take, see man:

 -- partial roll wax paper, half-box Sweet & Low, ~full box Kleenex, ~full bottle glass-cleaner 

          = $2, steal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awoke a little sweaty, fever not broken man.

Spent morning up-cleaning a banking issue, how dare they trifle with a successful Business Typhoon man.

Went to ES, drag butt we man.

Lunch was Subway* procured on the way casa-ward, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Major siesta + HSM taken, some sweating but fever not broken man.

Din-din was half of an XL 'roni 'za procured for multiple meals, ingest half we man.

Miu insisted on attention all day long, Daddy is sick man.

 

Party with the rubias postponed, they deserve to give us their best man.

More HSM tonight, ingest everything we can get our hands on man.

[Ontarkie 14,216]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We dragged our sick self to the one itineraried ES, not far away man.

The take, see man:

 -- partial roll wax paper, half-box Sweet & Low, ~full box Kleenex, ~full bottle glass-cleaner 

          = $2, steal man

Total = $2

You need to stay home when you're sick 

 

Not good timing to be getting sick. You're probably run down with everything going on. 

Hope you feel better soon.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

36 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  You need to stay home when you're sick 

 

2.  Not good timing to be getting sick. You're probably run down with everything going on. 

Hope you feel better soon.

1.  Quit telling us what to do with our carcass, shh D ma'am!

2.  Si and gracias, si D ma'am.  We will feel better after massive bestowals of upvotes, hint D ma'am.

Edited December 23, 2023 by TBoneTX