Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,264]

1 minute ago, Asia said:

Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

Happy Columbus Day to our favorite Polish Commie-babe, oj tak!   

 

Edited to add, see man:  LPoP and unread, oj nie.

Edited November 23, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Sorry, I've been absent. Life has been busy for a long time now.

 

My sister got divorced a week ago. Her ex was unhappy in their marriage (because he's a selfish #######) so he wanted a separation. She said f u, I want a divorce. You didn't want to work on our marriage a couple of years prior when it got bumpy and now you expect me to sacrifice and do all the work now? You don't deserve it. The divorce was quick, cause they had an agrement considering all the kids stuff, alimony, etc. But still it's hard when your husband is a jerk.

My mom died last month. I'm thankful, cause she's not in pain anymore, but my dad took it pretty hard.

Hopefully he'll get better. We're all working on it.

 

Sorry for the rant.

[TBoneTX 45,264]

17 minutes ago, Asia said:

The divorce was quick

This was good, oj tak.

17 minutes ago, Asia said:

My mom died last month

Aw, sweetheart.  May you be comforted among all who mourn, oj tak.

18 minutes ago, Asia said:

We're all working on it

Supportive Asia!  Supportive, SUPPORTIVE Asia!

18 minutes ago, Asia said:

Sorry for the rant.

This is the Rant Thread, oj tak and  man!

And what are you doing up at nearly Many a.m. on this Columbus Day eve, young lady, oj huh?

You get to bed right now, oj tak!

Bad Asia!  Bad, BAD Asia!

[Asia 2,498]

I'm at work at the mo. I'm many hours ahead of you, so working when you sleeping

[SalishSea 17,819]

Happy 🦃 day from the North Cascades of Washington!

[TBoneTX 45,264]

14 hours ago, Asia said:

I'm at work at the mo. I'm many hours ahead of you, so working when you sleeping

Devious deceptive Asia!  Devious, DEVIOUS deceptive DECEPTIVE Asia!

1 hour ago, SalishSea said:

Happy 🦃 day from the North Cascades of Washington!

Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no SS or JD ma'am.

(Uh, just a minute here, wait man... uh...)

[TBoneTX 45,264]

Thrilling Thursday/Thanksgiving report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, no man.

Spent most of morning thinking about Papa T-B., departed senior he man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Campbell's French onion soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man

It was not very good, no man.

We suspect that this stuff is best used as ingredients in something else, conclude we man.

Regardless, it was cheap, financially savvy we man.

 

Took mostly restorative siesta, zzz we man.

Watched part of a football game, NFL man.

Din-din was 2 bags of Costco popcorn, ingest we man.

 

We have compiled a list of 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs, si man.

We shall probably do all on Saturday, the GSs only on that day man.

Couple of places to hit on Viernes Negro, Black Friday man.

Uninhibited party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

We have such a wild life, how can anyone match it man.

[SalishSea 17,819]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday/Thanksgiving report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, no man.

Spent most of morning thinking about Papa T-B., departed senior he man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Campbell's French onion soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man

It was not very good, no man.

We suspect that this stuff is best used as ingredients in something else, conclude we man.

Regardless, it was cheap, financially savvy we man.

 

Took mostly restorative siesta, zzz we man.

Watched part of a football game, NFL man.

Din-din was 2 bags of Costco popcorn, ingest we man.

 

We have compiled a list of 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs, si man.

We shall probably do all on Saturday, the GSs only on that day man.

Couple of places to hit on Viernes Negro, Black Friday man.

Uninhibited party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

We have such a wild life, how can anyone match it man.

TB, so sorry to hear about the elder TB.   *hugs*

[TBoneTX 45,264]

59 minutes ago, SalishSea said:

TB, so sorry to hear about the elder TB.   *hugs*

Gracias, SS/JD ma'am.  This was the Many'th (2x2x2x2 +2th) anniversary, long time that seems like yesterday, man.  Hell of a time of year for it, si man.

Edited November 24, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,264]

THANKSGIVING JOKES, see man:

 

We asked our butcher, "How do you prepare your turkeys for Thanksgiving, huh man?"

He said, "We just tell them straight out that they're gonna die, si man."

 

In the supermarket, we had trouble finding a Thanksgiving turkey large enough to feed our family, sigh man.  We asked the clerk, "Do these turkeys get any bigger, huh man?"  He said, "No, man; they're dead, see man."

 

[TBoneTX 45,264]

We are still coughing like an absolute illegitimate male child, that's the lung and the short of it man.

Still syncopal about half the time, really disturbing man.

[TBoneTX 45,264]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Took boxful of Many (2x2x2x2) of Mini-B.'s pants to children's resale place, si man.

They took a Manyzen of them, amazing success man.

(First girl accepted Manyzen+1, but second girl threw one back,  man.)

We were offered $Many for them, si man.

We bought one pants from the store, evaluated in our eyes as acceptable by Mini-B. man.

We left with a profit of $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1), $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.   

 

We then went to the very nearby Aldi on the drive out, convenient man.

 

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Around Many p.m., we went to favorite (large) thrift store, half-off everything on Black Friday man.

Place was absolutely mobbed by Mexican chicas, each with carts piled high man.

We found only a couple of pants (albeit in needed color) for Mini-B., oh well man.

We found one item for ourself, OK man.

After waiting in checkout line for half an hour, we paid $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2+2] + half a buck, deal man.

 

On the drive back, we finished grocerying at a legacy supermarket, si man.

We found Many remarkable items in the clearance bin, up-snarf these we man.

 

After pantrying all items, we were quite exhausted, si man.

Paid cameo visit to Mama T-B., sound/look pretty good senior she man.

On way back, retrieved large dish of Thanksgiving food from ex-Mrs.-T-B., offer ex-she man to we man.

Leftovers were from the Rojo's party, reportedly quite large man.

We asked if they were poisoned, ask we of ex-she man man.

"No, man -- I would have done it long before, man," quipped ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

 

Din-din was all of aforementioned leftovers, ingest out-pig we man.

Fought to stay awake thereafter, unsuccessful we man.

Siesta #2 occurred from Many p.m. until almost time for late TV news, necessary zzz we man.

 

So that was our pretty good Black Friday, Viernes Negro in Spanish man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, out-wiped we man.

Mornin', absent Polish Commie- and other babes with hoarded upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,264]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended all Many itineraried functions, si man.

All Many (2+2) GSs were duds, yawn man.

Rant, see man:  If your GSs are just for chicas (and especially fat chicas), advertise that, please man.

 

The first ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- metal desk-lamp* with angled stem = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 + 1 + half a buck), deal man

          *half-price or we'd have passed it by, $i man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 + 1 + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,264]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Nice to have a day with zero errands, all accomplished on Friday man.

 

Lunch was a (small) chicken pot pie, ingest we man.

Only 2 more of such pies left from previous Costco purchase, good investment on sale man.

 

Overnight rain was forecast, si man.

We therefore decided to mow the lawn, scruffy with some fallen leaves man.

Mowed front + undead part of back, mow we man.

Neighbor's infernal dog has resumed pooping in back yard, fix your damned fence man.

Two sweatbands (one job, one recovery) were consumed, perspirational we man.

 

Showered and self-debated napping, si man.

Decided to collect din-din from Mama T-B.'s place, surplus meal allowance for Manyvember man.

Got extra sandwich with said surplus funds, Christmas every day man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man we man.

Mama T-B. still doing OK, fingers crossed man.

Collected Amazon returns, collect we man.

Traded extra sandwich for full spaghetti din-din, lunch for tomorrow man.

 

At the casa, din-din was barbecued ribs + double Thanksgiving stuffing, ingest we man.

Major siesta finally taken and slightly overslept, zzz we man.

 

Decided to try Amazon returns at Kohl's before late TV news began, decide we man.

Left, achieved job, and returned to casa in Many (2x2x2x2) minutes, record efficiency man.

Thoroughly brushed miu before news, service miu we man.

Miu sat on our lap during entire news, lap-miu man.

 

Shall watch football on Sunday, relax before Two Guys week man.

Party with the rubias in hot progress, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,264]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa except per below, satisfied we man.

Domestic chores per usual, accomplish we man.

 

Lunch was the spaghetti/meatballs from Mama T-B.'s place, q.v. previous post and ingest we man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed during the TV football game, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. requested that we get Mini-B. for Two Guys week, disorganized ex-she man.

Mini-B. requested retrieval at Many p.m., later than usual man.

This enabled us to watch AFV in its entirety, better episodes seen by we man man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B., Two Guys week man.

Mama-ex-Mrs.-T-B. there, mutually delighted greetings man.

 

Mini-B. relatively low-key, OK man.

Paid us $Many so he could buy another video game, good grief man.

Trying to get him to do get-ready-for-bed stuff now,  man.

 

Party with the rubias as soon as Mini-B. zzz's, cavort we man.