Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,273]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I hate veggies

Intelligent sensible tell-truthing Ontarklar!  Intelligent, INTELLIGENT sensible SENSIBLE tell-truthing TELL-TRUTHING Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended the 2 itineraried ESs but not the itineraried GS, changed plans man.

We happened upon a GS via signage, opportunistic GS man.

We happened upon 2 GSs near the ESs, opportunistic GSs man.

Only the ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- Many (2+2) T-shirts = $Many ($2+2), deal man

 -- U.S. flag, warshcloth, Many-pack ([2+2]-pack) light bulbs, nearly full box Kleenex, 

          cash ledger = $2 + half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2+2] + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for play with an amigo, bye wee man.

We mowed lawn and paid a rip-off Lawn Mexican for edging/de-weeding, oh well man.

Two sweatbands were used, one job one recovery man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Watched a little college football with Mini-B. after latter's return, Two Guys activity man.

Convinced Mini-B. to try on all long-sleeved shirts for size, Many outgrown man.

 

Din-din was beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Saw spider in kitchen, death to it man.

We squished it in a paper towel and flushed it, bye man.

Noticed Manyzens of little crawlies still in kitchen, uh-oh man.

We had induced labor for mama spider, egad man.

Caught what we think were all baby spiders, flush them too man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, up way too late we man.

Visit with Mama T-B. on Sunday, why does she insist on Many a.m. for these man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We and Mini-B. both zombies, need more zzz Two Guys man.

 

Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., joyous senior she man.

Mama T-B. didn't even raise her voice at us, let alone yell at us, something wrong with us or senior she man.

 

Lunch was the remaining 2 corn dogs from the week, ingest we man.

Conquered all Many (2+1) laundry loads, Thread Laundress we man.

 

Mini-B. mad because we wouldn't pay $Many for yet another computer game, forget that man.

Went in room and (we think) off-dozed, perhaps zzz wee man.

We siesta'd for a glorious hour, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was toucans (one each) of S+Ms, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up early, amazing man.

Violently mini-hooped for a while, Two Guys + ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Miu nearly got clobbered a few times, endangered miu man.

 

Watched first half of AFV, compromise agreement man.

Basketballed on back patio for first time in forever, Two Guys + ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

 

Then Mini-B. went off, bye wee man man.

Miu questioned Big Bruddah's absence, always happens man.

We comforted miu and busied ourself domestically, dish warsher and up-clean we man.

Except for the nightly wild parties with the rubias, really quiet without Mini-B. here, sigh man.

 

On Monday, we shall take Uncle T-B. for his flu shot, chauffeur we man senior he man.

Then we shall go to favorite large thrift shop, everything half-price for Columbus Day man.

Need to grab as many new long-sleeved shirts for Mini-B. as we can find, growing wee man man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Took Uncle T-B. for his flu shot, chauffeur we senior he man man.

Afterward, got drive-through lunch from Taco Cabana, worst cheaps ever man.

Consumed in Uncle T-B.'s recently cleaned apartment, ingest we and senior he man man.

 

After brief stop at the casa, went to favorite large thrift shop, half-off day man.

Place was mobbed with Mexicanas, but not as bad as usual, si and no man.

Found Mini-B. Many short/long pants and Many short-/long-sleeved shirts, must inventory them man.

Total price was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +1), half of regular cost for financially savvy we man man.

These half-price days are even better than our weekly discount days, whee man!

 

Siesta'd for an hour-plus, zzz we man.

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Nightly snack was onecan of wax beans* and onetin of Costco sardines**, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

     **do NOT try to sneak this action past even a deeply sleeping miu, doomed to failure man

 

Up-cleaned casa clutter before maid's visit tomorrow, prep casa we man.

Ministered to semi-demanding miu, rather mellow miu today after aysheep morning man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

[Chancy 6,241]

On 10/7/2023 at 9:52 PM, TBoneTX said:

We happened upon a GS via signage, opportunistic GS man.

 

Recently, MrChancy encouraged me to play games on my phone whenever we go out on a drive (he drives, I navigate).  He said it's to keep my eyes away from GS signs that tempt me steer us to "dangerous" detours 😑

 

[TBoneTX 45,273]

8 minutes ago, Chancy said:

it's to keep my eyes away from GS signs that tempt me

Divorce this heretical heathen immediately, si C ma'am!

Bad Mr. C man!  Bad, BAD Mr. C man!

Edited October 10, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,273]

We are so disturbed by your intramarital treatment that we shall have to take a siesta, si C ma'am and zzz we man.

[Chancy 6,241]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Divorce this heretic heathen immediately, si C ma'am!

 

That's going to be tough, as the guy has amazing buns 😍  I should stop there, since VJ is a family-friendly site...

 

Also, it might be my fault -- earlier in our marriage, I told him one of his husbandly duties is to keep me away from temptation.  I didn't think he would take it so seriously! 😆

 

[TBoneTX 45,273]

2 hours ago, Chancy said:

I told him one of his husbandly duties is to keep me away from temptation

GS-ing is not temptation, but financial savviness, si C ma'am.

Just look at the bargains that we haul off every week, see and si C ma'am.

One of your wifely duties is to be financially savvy, si C ma'am!   

Financially savvy C ma'am!  Financially savvy, FINANCIALLY SAVVY C ma'am!

 

There is also the thrill of the chase, GSs are treasure-hunts C ma'am.

Another of your wifely duties is to keep the spice in your marriage, si C ma'am.   

Spicy wifely C ma'am!  Spicy wifely, SPICY WIFELY C ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Maid showed up almost on time, she man.

Only moderately messed with my stuff, hosed out of order man.

Still, not bad for a chica, get up at 2 a.m. to rearrange the furniture man.

 

Went to Costco Business Center for 2 items, go we man.

Returned with those 2 items, disciplined we man.

 

Lunch/din-din was at a Chinese buffet, slight discount man.

We consumed Many (2+2) heaping plates, ingest we man.

Returned to casa for a roaring nap, digest we man.

 

Ministered in every required way, several times, to demanding miu, needy miu man.

 

Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

Upvotes to this post requested for being such a party-animal, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Steady rain overnight till noon, needed man.

Around then, we took ourself to a free expo in a nearby convention center, exponential decision man.

Vendors rather uninteresting, but got a free box lunch*, ingest we man.

     *we'd been debating what to do about lunch, opportune man

Got another lunch offered to us for free, leftovers man.   

We took this one back to the casa, stock up we man.

 

From expo, we went to Aldi, long shopping-list man.

We had not done a thorough trip to Aldi for quite a while, reacquaint ourself man.

Some prices had nearly doubled, actually doubled, or Manypled, inflation man.

We got out of there with almost our entire list of stuff for $Many, si man.

 

After pantrying/cupboarding/refrigerating/freezering all, served miu her treats, serve we miu man.

Miu then fell asleep, rather regular condition of miu man.

We emulated miu, zzz we man.

 

Awoke in time to retrieve Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, excited we man.

However, ex-Mrs.-T-B. met us outside her casa, uh-oh man.

"He doesn't want to go, no man," said ex-she man to we man.

We were disappointed and shocked, uh-oh man.

Ex-she man said that Mini-B. was tired and expecting this another day, explain ex-she man to we man.

 

We T-B.-mobiled ourself to BK as we would have with wee man, tradition man.

We sat in the parking lot contemplating our coupons without enthusiasm, unenthused we man.

We actually weren't hungry enough for BK, concluded we man.

We then T-B.-mobiled back to the casa, return we man.

Din-din was onecan of newly purchased Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

We inventoried Mini-B.'s clothes purchased on Monday, half-price man.

We inventoried Many (2x2x2-1) L-S shirts and Many (2+2) short pants, nice haul man.

Of 2 long pants, we realize in retrospect that one is probably too small, oh well man.

We plan a visit to the kids' resale shop** on Thursday, anticipate we man.

     **with old stuff to sell and to look for new, si man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. later confirmed that Mini-B. was tired/lazy, well OK man.

Ex-she man probably read him the riot act, imaginable man.

Two Guys eve will occur without fail on Thursday, assure ex-she man we man.

 

Miu has been zzz-ing most of the morn, afternoon, and eve, out-zonked miu man.

She will probably come alive around 2 or Many a.m., pattern of recent nights man.

 

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

I'm sitting at MIA, the Miami airport waiting for our flight to Istanbul.... Don't ask, as it wasn't my idea.  It was my wife's turn to pick a vacation destination.  For her it was a toss up between Istanbul and Israel.  Lucky for us she made the right choice this time.

 

Anyway, for all the MANY years I have lived here and most of it spending days in the FL Keys, I still learn something new.

 

This one is for TBoneTX.  https://www.islamoradatimes.com/toilet-seat-cut/  or google toilet seat cut for more pictures.  

Hope you can appreciate this.

 

Might be able to check in from time to time depending on the internet situation.  At any rate will be home in just about 2 weeks.

 

[TBoneTX 45,273]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

https://www.islamoradatimes.com/toilet-seat-cut/

"From the creation of this channel to the decoration of the area with toilet seats, the whole thing is technically less than legal. Nonetheless, it’s a Florida Keys mainstay and officials have understood the outrage that would ensue if measures were taken to make this area completely lawful and compliant – and so it remains. People have decorated and added toilet seats to commemorate engagements, anniversaries, birthdays, spring breaks, and just plain old fun. You’ll find seats that are painted and adorned with sunsets, animals, portraits and more elements and special memories from their stays in Islamorada."

 

==> We laugh at the amateurish efforts of the locals, ha man.  We could (for a bargain price -- to wit, a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail) decorate this place in the manner to which it should be, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,273]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Because we got to bed at Many a.m. -- si man, Many a.m. -- we didn't get going till noonish, groggy we man.

 

Mama T-B. had a shopping list, si man.

As usual, it had 2 or Many everyday items that had to be procured from 2 or Many stores,  man.

We convinced her not to make us come over to retrieve a Many-cent-off coupon first,  man.

Fortunately, we had anticipated one request and handled it at Aldi the other day, anticipatory we man.

We got the other items as directed, si man.

However, the canned tuna was Many cents instead of her expected Many cents, si man.

We entered her place with a "Now, don't go aysheep!" greeting, si man.

Fortunately, she didn't grouse too much, no man.

Her casa was, as usual, Many,000 degrees inside, why must old people fry themselves man.

She chose to lecture us about the usual topics, sweat-soaked we man.

We finally made our escape, drenched we man.   

 

We went from there to the children's resale place, si man.

We had Many of Mini-B.'s outgrown items, hope to sell man.

They took only Many of them, very picky man.

They offered us $Many, anything's better than nothing man.

We had found some long pants for sale, pull trigger we man.

We netted $2.Many ($2 + [2x2x2x2x2 -1] cents), profit man.

We have walked out of there on all of our Many (2x2x2) or Many (2x2x2 +1) visits with a profit, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

 

Returned to casa for a siesta, zzz we man.

Couldn't zzz because we'd eaten nothing all day, timing wrong man.

At least it helped to close our eyes for a while, oh well man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool for Two Guys eve, si man.

Mini-B. was snarly, surly, profane, insulting, hurtful, and rude, good grief man.

We got him back to the casa where he accepted our free box lunch from yesterday, ingest wee man.

He was a little less snarly after eating, barely noticeable man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din for us was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

We urged him to look at nearly Many (2+2) months of stacked-up Baba-Mails, previously a shared activity man.

Mini-B. resisted but finally agreed, si man.

His nose was buried in his phone the whole time and he said that everything was "boring,"  man.

Didn't even matter when we said that Mama T-B. had sent some of them specially for him, no man.

We gave up after a while, sigh man.

 

Mini-B. went outside to play basketball by himself, OK man.

We went out to join him, ignored we man.

We offered to play with him, ignore wee man we man.

He did say, "Why don't you rebound" his missed shots, rude wee man.

It appeared that he was off-blowing steam or anger during this time, surmise we man.

 

He finally agreed to play HORSE, amazing man.

We intentionally tanked, let him win we man.

He then said that he wanted to take Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2) shots himself, si man.

He took Many (2+2), and we said, "That's 2 out of Many (2+2)," si man.

Mini-B. decided to download a shot-counter onto his phone, took Many minutes man.

This was apparently easier than using one's mind and memory, presume we man.

 

We left him alone, oh well man.

He came in and announced that he'd made Many of the Many shots, well OK man.

He was not congenial but was less derisive, no and si man.

 

We took him back to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s an hour early, oh well man.

We suspect that we will lose half-custody of him by his choice sooner or later, sigh man.

We do think that all electronics need to be taken from him, long overdue but almost impossible man.

And, in past years, an intense session by the woodshed with a belt would have been called for, sigh man.

We are out of ideas, please offer man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs and Many (2+2) GSs for Friday, itinerary we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, out-bummed we man.

Edited October 13, 2023 by TBoneTX