Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

So help me.....I  may strangle him.....

Now tell us how you really feel, si JMany ma'am.

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

a chameleon egg

Happy day of birth to the new child of JMany ma'am and Mr. Algebra, si man!   

37 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

my daughter had a chameleon

We once answered "yes" to this question on a psychological survey, see man:

"I often enjoy putting my pet chameleon on plaid cloth"

[Neonred 3,564]

On 8/17/2023 at 1:39 PM, Chancy said:

 

 

Close.  It's "Feed Your Soul.  With Daiquiris.  There's a Bar in Every Street Corner."

 

Have you been down here to Key West?  

 

A bar on every street corner, and several more in between.

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Finally recovering from last weekend.  We were in the Keys with my daughter and son in law and two of their friends for lobstering.  Florida spiny lobsters.  Picture from the first half day out on the water.  They did get more the next few days.  As usual I am the only one not in the photo!  WOW, the water temp was way up there making it extra difficult to find the " bugs ".  93+ degrees.  

 

Think I mentioned before that my daughter is having twins in December so she didn't do any diving.  My daughter was a little unhappy with her husband.  He has been buying items for the coming babies.  Cribs, car seats, strollers, etc.  My daughter pays the bills and noticed a charge for noise cancelling headphones.  She asked him why...he said he didn't want the babies waking him up in the middle of the night! 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,304]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

he said he didn't want the babies waking him up in the middle of the night

He isn't prepared for fatherhood, NO man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

lobstering.  Florida spiny lobsters.

"'Tis the voice of the lobster; I heard him declare, "You have baked me too brown!  I must sugar my hair, si man."

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Many+ degrees

Water temperature precised, see and si and  man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

I am the only one not in the photo

Who's the rubia in the back row, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended Many (2+2) ESs and a GS in Many (2+2+1) widely dispersed towns, si man.

Many (2+1) of them yielded the take, see man:

 -- long skinny glass shelf = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), half-price man

 -- partial box vinyl gloves, half-box Kleenex, full box wastebasket bags = $Many 

          ($2+1), deal man

 -- new box Kleenex, 2 packs (NIP) disposable plates = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -1)

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46 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Who's the rubia in the back row, huh man?

Holding our little white princess (the dog)? That's my wife.  I gave her a hard time about popping into the photo as she had nothing to do with getting those lobsters.  She didn't even go out in the boat that time.  She stayed in knitting a sweater!

Edited August 19, 2023 by Neonred

[M+K IL 102]

Our last weekend as non-citizens! And grandparents just returned from their many-days (2+2+2+2+2+1) visit to see Mr. 2 for the first time so we are catching up on zzz

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1 hour ago, M+K IL said:

Our last weekend as non-citizens!

You will soon be eligible to vote, so give us all your upvotes, si man.  You may start now, in fact, as practice, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

the dog

Didn't notice it at first, no man.  Is it one of those Llama Alpos or whatever they call them, huh man?

Someday, we need to ask a veterinarian this, see man:  "How do English sheepdogs see, huh man?"

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

popping into the photo as she had nothing to do with getting those lobsters

Rubias tend to want to crash fotos, si and sigh man.

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

knitting a sweater

At least you found a useful rubia, consolation man.  Can she also knit her brows, huh man?

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

I gave her a hard time

Be careful or you'll be sleeping on the couch, si and sigh man.

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45 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Didn't notice it at first, no man.  Is it one of those Llama Alpos or whatever they call them, huh man?

A Maltese.  If she makes it to October she will be 16 (2x2x2x2) years old.  (2+2+2+1) pounds..(how do you like that!)  I swear sometimes she thinks she is a cat.

45 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Someday, we need to ask a veterinarian this, see man:  "How do English sheepdogs see, huh man?"

Rubias tend to want to crash fotos, si and sigh man.

At least you found a useful rubia, consolation man.  Can she also knit her brows, huh man?

Be careful or you'll be sleeping on the couch, si and sigh man.

Sure she can get mad, but she tends to get over it pretty quickly.  If not, flowers or diamonds seems to fix things.

I

Edited August 20, 2023 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,304]

13 minutes ago, Neonred said:

A Maltese.

Give it a haircut, so it can see man.

14 minutes ago, Neonred said:

(2x2x2x2) years old.  (2+2+2+1) pounds

Finally, a demonstration of P-math knowledge, whee man!

14 minutes ago, Neonred said:

flowers or diamonds

[T-B. falls over in at least a dead faint, no pulse man]

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Needy miu has demanded brushing Many (2+2) times today already, not over man.

 

Got on ES trail surprisingly early (half-of-half past Many a.m.) considering when we awoke, boon man.

Returned Mini-B.'s fancy skool satchel on the way, oh well man.

 

Bright, sunny day yet again, no rain at all and Many00 degrees F. for >1 month man.

Enjoyed secondary highways and country roads, scenic man.

Visited a couple of towns for the first time ever or in one or 2 Manycades, see man.

Got a couple of out-of-town newspapers for Mama T-B., enjoy those senior she man.

 

At end of ES trek, FST was well within range, visit we man.

Lunched at favorite FST restaurant, Big Tex chicken-fried steak + green beans ingest we man.

Place was mobbed at half-past 1 p.m., unsurprising man.

Took out a whole apple pie for we/Mini-B. with a slice reserved for Mama T-B., heavenly stuff man.

Preferred Powerade Zero flavor (grape) not available at FST supermarket, bummer man.

Returned to casa and indignant miu at Many (2+1) p.m, Many (2+2+2) hours enjoyed man.

Already using half-box of Kleenex from today's ES, financially savvy we man.

 

Showered, then napped like an illegitimate male child, exhausted we man.

 

At dusk, went to Aldi for Mama T-B., deliver Sunday we man.

Aldi employees quite rude, gee man.

"Howdy, si man!" said we to one.  "We close in Many (2+2+1) minutes, si man!" snarked he man.

Aldi needs to stay open till Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., not just Many (2x2x2) p.m., ridiculous man.

 

New glass/chrome shelf brought in from garage for cleaning, manage without breakage we man.

Out-of-town newspapers to be read before delivery to Mama T-B., literate we man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Overall, a highly enjoyable day, conclude we man.

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9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Give it a haircut, so it can see man.

It usually wears a bow to hold it's hair back.

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Finally, a demonstration of P-math knowledge, whee man!

Glad you enjoyed it because it's probably the last time you will get that from me...

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

[T-B. falls over in at least a dead faint, no pulse man]

LOL

[TBoneTX 45,304]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

It usually wears a bow to hold it's hair back.

Another pampered female, si man...

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

it's probably the last time you will get that from me

Begin drinking immediately & heavily, then get back to us, si man.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

On 6/8/2023 at 10:38 PM, TBoneTX said:

The place where we go (and, to lesser extent, other border towns) sell regular Rx-type meds to gringos, and CBP understands this, si man.  Just have to declare (and show) same to the agents, mollify they man.

 

Can't buy hypodermic needles or syringes in Mexico, and can't buy anything with pseudoephedrine in it, no and no man.

 

Having a "casa pharmacy" has saved us Many times from having to suffer before getting hold of a U.S. doc for a 'scrip, prepared we man.

2 of my drugs prescribed by my doctor are sent from Canada, my insurance company makes me do it  but there is no copay so i don't mind