Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ontarkie 14,226]

So I complained about my Roborok vacuum on Amazon review. I have had it almost a year and well I didn't like it as much as their other version. I got a email from Roborok and they wanted some video's and pictures. They asked a lot of questions and then offered to fix it. They sent me a postage paid shipping label and I shipped it off. I didn't expect too much out of it. Just simple we fixed it here you go. 

 

Yesterday I found a box outside. Brought it is and it felt like my vacuum. I opened it up and saw the box. I'm thinking hmm they put it in a new box, no way did they send me a new one. Open it up and yes it is a totally new vacuum. I charged it up and now it's running through the house and so much more quiet. I can actually walk away from it and not hear it in another room.  I'm impress with this and will see more when it is done cleaning if it picks up and holds the dirt better. 

[TBoneTX 45,303]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

yes it is a totally new vacuum

Now that's customer service, si D ma'am!  Be sure to compliment them in their reviews, si ma'am.

2 hours ago, Chancy said:

I see roadkill every week on the highway beside the school in our neighborhood.

Then your skool should receive high reviews for nutritious lunches, si C ma'am!   

Edited August 17, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Chancy 6,241]

4 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

nutritious

 

I just learned after moving here that Louisiana has huge rats called nutria.  We were driving by a vacant lot one day --

 

MrChancy:  "That's the field where I saw a lot of rats."

Chancy:  "How could you have seen them small critters while driving?"

MrChancy:  "Well, they're around 10 to 20 lbs big..."

Chancy:  😲

 

[TBoneTX 45,303]

4 hours ago, Chancy said:

nutria

We were making the same connection and barely avoided pointing out that nutria (plural, nutriae?) are nutritious, si C ma'am!

 

Lotta large rodents around, indeed man...

Edited August 17, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Chancy 6,241]

16 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Lotta large rodents around

 

Before moving to Louisiana --

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,303]

4 hours ago, Chancy said:

a lot of rats

Mini-B. has irritatingly been reciting this endless loop from TikTok or somewhere, groan man:

 

"Crazy, huh man?!  I was crazy once, si man.  They locked me in a room, si man.  A rubber room, si man.  With lots & lots of rats, si man.  And rats make me crazy, si man.  Crazy, huh man?!  I was crazy once, si man.  They locked me in a room, si man.  A rubber room, si man.  With lots & lots of rats, si man.  And rats make me crazy, si man.  Crazy, huh man?!  I was crazy once, si man. [...]"

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa today, torpid we man.

"Lunch" was randomly nibbled snacks, ingest we man.

Took siesta thereafter, overslept zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop, nuked rice onecan tuna onecan peas* ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Warshered/baked/hung Mini-B.'s new clothes, Thread Laundress we man.

 

Nicaraguan maid coming tomorrow, overdue man.

We decided to off-clear the breakfast table of piles of papers, voluminous man.

We are Many% through, end in sight man.

Next is kitchen counter, comparative piece of cake man.

 

Mowed front lawn**, industrious we man.

     **would not have been necessary but for spillover irrigation from neighbor,  man

Two sweatbands consumed, perspirational we man.

Off-cooled under ceiling fan while icing knees, cool we man.

Miu dozed in our lap, fluffy miu man.

 

Back to downstairs cleaning, industrious we man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

We have itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man.

Edited August 18, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,303]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

We decided to off-clear the breakfast table of piles of papers, voluminous man.

We are Many% through, end in sight man.

Next is kitchen counter, [...] man.

[Note to self, self-note we man:  Never up-clean anything ever again, no no no NO NO man.]

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

First ES = a waste, yawn man

Second ES = a waste, yawn man

GS = a waste, yawn man

 

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Maid is now nearly 2 hours late, killed ourself to return in time man.

This is excessive even when considering Spanish-people time, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Maid showed up, she man.

Did usual decent job for good rate, $i man.

Said that the miu-hair overwhelmed the casa, believe it we man.

[TBoneTX 45,303]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

After ES-ing, lunched at Olive Garden, amazingly spontaneous choice for us man.

Weekday lunch special = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1), surprising deal man.

Consumed gigantic salad, chicken parmigiana + spaghetti, 2 breadsticks, ingest we man.

With tip, cost $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1), cheaper than any Chinese buffet man.

We might do this again, conclude we man.

 

Sneaked in a siesta before maid was supposed to show up, rushed zzz we man.

Casa is so utterly & disgustingly clean, commit us to mental asylum now man.

Miu wonders where all her souvenir miu-hair went, bewildered miu man.

 

Researched CD rates, one of ours coming due soon man.

Found one for Many.Many% -- $i man, Many.Many% -- if they'll cater to out-of-towners man.

 

Din-din was onecan Costco roast beef, ingest we while fending off intensely interested miu man.

 

For Saturday, we have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs & a GS on a logical but long route, road-trip we man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

[janet3 1,170]

On 8/12/2023 at 9:22 PM, Ontarkie said:

I waited all day for the inlaws to show up so I can fix a fil's phone. First time they have been back since March. Ya I'm not over it yet.

I feel this to my bones....

My father....

So help me.....I  may strangle him.....

He comes I to my office and throws sh77 at me...his phone (and wants me to fix the video of himself that plays as a screen saver or how to get the stream of letters running across the bottom of the screen or the phone). For F's sake....I  was in college in 1996 and two of my classmates did a report on this new thing called "the world wide web" that was going to take over the world and I actually said "that's crazy and will never take on"....I probably wouldn't come to me for technology advice....

[janet3 1,170]

We (Mr Wonderful and I) bought a chameleon egg in February. It hatched last week. All I can say is....thank God I'm old and we do not have children together....

[Ontarkie 14,226]

38 minutes ago, janet3 said:

I feel this to my bones....

My father....

So help me.....I  may strangle him.....

He comes I to my office and throws sh77 at me...his phone (and wants me to fix the video of himself that plays as a screen saver or how to get the stream of letters running across the bottom of the screen or the phone). For F's sake....I  was in college in 1996 and two of my classmates did a report on this new thing called "the world wide web" that was going to take over the world and I actually said "that's crazy and will never take on"....I probably wouldn't come to me for technology advice....

My MIL is the worse of the two. She does this passive aggressive junk and she will do it to the kids. Well my younger two are not her favourite as they have sass and aren't afraid to use it.  MIL likes to say if I said one word to my kids they would listen they wouldn't disobey me and all this #######. Well my husband turned out to be one of her kids and seems to think she has lost her marbles. 

23 minutes ago, janet3 said:

We (Mr Wonderful and I) bought a chameleon egg in February. It hatched last week. All I can say is....thank God I'm old and we do not have children together....

Oh how cool. Good luck, my daughter had a chameleon. Now he have snakes, tortoises and lizards.