Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

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22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We got to bed at half-past Many (2+1) a.m. this morning, furiously casa-cleaning we man.

The rubias, as usual, lifted no fingers to help, only partially useful rubias man.

Why were you casa-cleaning just before the maid was to arrive?

 

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The maid (a Nicaraguense, not an Hondureña)

What's the difference?

 

 

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Mini-B. should be very well pleased, now can invite little amigos over wee man.

What about his new girlfriend? 

 

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Ex-Mrs.-T-B. may faint, poetic justice man.

 

LOL

 

Edited June 24, 2023 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,304]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Why were you casa-cleaning just before the maid was to arrive?

Part of decluttering, see man.  Piles of papers on floor to be organized or shredded, then removed from the floor so that maid could sweep/mop, sweeping actions man.

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

What's the difference?

There is a gigantic difference between Nicaraguenses and Hondureños, si and  man!

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

What about his new girlfriend? 

See Thrilling Friday non-ES Report,  man.

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

LOL

See Thrilling Friday non-ES Report, see man.

Edited June 24, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended all Many (2+2+1) itineraried ESs, diligent we man.

The first, Many'rd, and Many'th (2+2+1th) yielded the take, see man:

 

-- Many nearly new (2+1) Skechers slide-on shoes*, 2 large bottles NIP unexpired rubbing-alcohol = $Many 

        ($2x2x2x2 +1), steal man

               *we had always coveted these but were too cheap to pay retail, protect our back man

-- Many (2+1) cans peas = $1 + half a buck, steal man

-- Many-outlet ([2+2+2]-outlet) swivel surge tap, bottle mega-strength guaifenesin, NIP Advair diskus = 

        $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 - half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

We overslept our alarm again and got on the road at half-past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., fashionably late we man.

Miu helped us to arise, where's my miu-breakfast huh Daddy man.

 

After first ES, went to donation places with final loads of stuff, donate we man.

We have rid our casa of all but 2 of the infernal wicker baskets that then-Mrs.-T-B. collected, finally man.  

Lunch was again the taco salad* at the Wendy's contiguous to second donation site, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Stopped at Half-Price Books with about Many (2x2x2) leftovers, nothing to lose man.

Made only Many cents ($1 - 2x2x2x2 cents), about as expected man.

This should be the last book-cleanup for a while, mission accomplished man.

 

Returned to casa at half-past 2 p.m., later than desired man.

Ministered to demanding miu, treats and lunch please Daddy man.

Considered mowing lawn, heat of day man.

Time to pick up Mini-B. plus potential nap were concerns, decisions man.

Mowed front yard only, small/quick man.

Two sweatbands were consumed, one job one recovery man.

Sat under ceiling-fan for one-Many'rd of an hour trying to recover, miu on lap man.

No time for siesta,    man.

Up-straightened odds & ends in downstairs casa, make presentable for Mini-B.'s surprise man.

Went to retrieve Mini-B., Two Guys eve man.

 

Mini-B. emerged from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa in tears, morose wee man.

We had to drag the situation out of him, tight-lipped wee man.

His little rubia girlfriend dumped him, "I don't like you anymore man,"  man.

Mini-B. said that he wasn't hungry for din-din, usually ravenous wee man.

We tried to console wee man, plenty other rubias in his future man.

 

Went to Subway**, Mini-B. remaining in T-B.-mobile man.

     **bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

Mini-B. somewhat less upset, viewing funny stuff on phone wee man.

 

Got to casa, told Mini-B. to enter through front door man.

Mini-B. viewed decorated cleanliness and exclaimed, "Now I have double the space for V.R., si man!" si man.

He also agreed that now he can finally invite his amigos over, no longer ashamed wee man man.

We were highly pleased to hear this, this having been our chief goal man.

 

Mini-B. ate half his Subway, half-ingest wee man.

We ate all of ours, fully ingest we man.

Miu licked stray mayonnaise from wrappers, ingest miu man.

Mini-B. cheered up consequent to viewing genuinely funny stuff on TikTok, share wee man with we man man.

 

Played violent catch with small plastic ball in newly constituted living-room, energetic wee man.

Watched a couple of Many (2+1) Stooges episodes, cheer up man.

Played basketball on shadowed back patio, Two Guys man.

 

We asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. if she wanted to pick up Mini-B. and see the "surprise" at the casa, ask we man.

Exhausted ex-Mrs.-T-B. eventually showed up, unsuspecting ex-she man man.

Ex-she man did a double take and said, "Who helped you do this, huh man?" si man.

Ex-she man inspected place where toys had been and piles in breakfast/kitchen area, inspect ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wholeheartedly approved of all, approbational ex-she man.

Asked us privately if we had done this for Mini-B.'s benefit, affirmatory we man.

Ex-she man hung around to chat, tried to raid our emptyish refrigerator, helped ex-herself to snacks and blanket, and nearly fell asleep on couch, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she man and Mini-B. both left happy, successful we man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and an MS (moving-sale) for Saturday, itinerary we man.

 

Party with the rubias begins imminently, cavort we man.

Edited June 24, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,564]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mini-B. emerged from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa in tears, morose wee man.

We had to drag the situation out of him, tight-lipped wee man.

His little rubia girlfriend dumped him, "I don't like you anymore man,"  man.

Mini-B. said that he wasn't hungry for din-din, usually ravenous wee man.

We tried to console wee man, plenty other rubias in his future man.

 

He is learning a valuable lesson.

 

Women will break a man's heart.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

He is learning a valuable lesson.

Women will break a man's heart.

We told him that there are plenty of rubias in the sea, sea man.

The secret with Mini-B. is to distract him from whatever's upsetting him.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

The first 2 ESs and the MS were duds, oh well man.

The final ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- nearly full box vinyl gloves; king-sized throw-pillow = $Many ($2+2+1), absolute steal man.

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

 

We finally donated 2 awful couch-pillows that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had procured long ago, good riddance man.

We had been looking for another couch-pillow, no luck online man.

Today's can even be cased as a bed-pillow, whee man!

 

Now, all that we need is a coffee table, saw a couple but not right man.

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Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

The last ES was within half a mile of a grocer where we had a Many%-off basket coupon, propitious man.

We groceried for the entire upcoming Two Guys week, complete process we man.

We even found another feather-roller for miu, marked as closeout man.   

With use of the store coupon, mfr. coupons, and store sales, we saved Many% ([2x2x2x2x2 +2+1]%), successful Business Typhoon we man.

 

At the casa, we needed a shower, Manyple-degree temperatures and heat index man.

We debated mowing the back yard, in distinct need man.

However, we recalled our Great Bodily Death on Friday after mowing just the much smaller front yard, oof man.

We decided to lunch, shower, and nap, discretion greater part of valor man.

Lunch was onecan of Chunky chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

We overslept nap by a full hour, what is going on with us man.

 

An hour-plus before sunset, we gazed upon back yard again, reconsider we man.

Almost all was in shadow, plus it was breezy, propitious man.

We intrepidly mowed, including over the Many (si man, Many) poop-piles from neighbor's dog, mow we man.

We then took our Many'rd shower of the day, really long time since last occurrence man.

 

Din-din was onecan of corn* and onecan (small) of chunk chicken breast*, ingest we man.

     *procured from earlier ESs, financially savvy we man

 

We checked the list of Sunday ESs, www.estatesales.net man.

We saw one extending into next week, espy we man.

It is from a furniture outfit that's closing out 2 or Many stores, interesting man.

We saw a foto** of a potential coffee table, continue casa redecoration we man.

     **Spanish spelling

Maybe we will take Mini-B. on an expedition there next week, we shall see man.

 

Party with the rubias is in deafening full swing*** and we must return to it, re-cavort we man.

     ***SWAT team assembling outside, regular occurrence man

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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We were not yet functional when Mama T-B. called, senior she call we man.

She had a stomach virus, ouch man.

We went to her place with some medicine, appreciative senior she man.

We also calmed the receptionist, to whom Uncle T-B. had been whining, calm we she man.

 

We were halfway to a large supermarket that had 2 desired products, decide to go we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at 2 p.m.) was BOGO burgers at Wendy's*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUO expiring C, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up late, delays on that end man.

Mini-B. playing V.R. on his Oculus, addicted wee man.

It is Two Guys week, hoorah man!

 

Party with the rubias starts after Mini-B. is zzz-ing, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Rant, grrrr man:

 

On our ES site, a furniture store advertised that it was closing its doors, perk-ear-upped we man.

We went today, inspect potential coffee table man.

Was only customer, center of attention man.

Two employees completely ignored us, hmmmph man.

Another finally came up to us, about time man.

Guy could speak/understand maybe Many% ([2+2+1]%) English, we guess Russian man.

We tried to communicate what we were looking for, increasingly frustrated we man.

Guy went through his catalogue (!), then we went through it, zero man.

We finally got upset and motioned that we wanted his computer, understand finally he man.

We opened the ES site, see man.

We showed him the 2 fotos of the item, you gonna believe us or your lying eyes man.

Guy caucused with boss, in Russian man.

Managed to communicate to us "item not available; must order," grrrrrrrRRRRRRRR  and   man.

We reported these clowns to the ES site, first time ever man.

We're still steamed, grrrrrrrRRRRRRRR man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Thrilling Monday report in addition to the above, see man:

 

Lunch for us was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Lunch for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, nuked rice + tuna ingest wee man.

Afterward, Mini-B. was still hungry, growing wee man.

We made him 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

We made ourself one PB&J sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Midafternoon (Many p.m.), we took Mini-B. to get a Grimace shake at McDonald's, overpriced but not bad man.

 

Din-din was 2 beef pot pies (large), ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, highly enjoyed by Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Trying to get Mini-B. to bed, aysheep from playing V.R. wee man.

Party with the rubias thereafter, cavort we man.

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Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Had a Two Guys lunch at Arby's*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Mama T-B. trying to recover from a stomach virus, uncomfortable senior she man.

Sent us a brief grocery list, accommodate senior she man we man.

Is starting to lecture us about stuff, recovering senior she man.

 

Mini-B. reached Many00 followers on some TikTok thing that he posted, influencer wee man.

This is apparently a big thing, bewildered we man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Shot baskets with Mini-B., time of day and mosquitoes cooperative man.

 

Party with the rubias later, clue in the SWAT teams man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Belatedly Thrilling Wednesday report, see belatedly man:

 

We did not leave the casa, internal we man.

We forgot what lunch was, senile we man.

Mini-B. went off for a few hours with an amigo, social wee man.

Din-din was excellent nuked frozen chicken enchiladas, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Kicking and Screaming, quite good man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After party with the rubias, we sneaked upstairs without brushing/playing with miu, dozing miu man.

Sometime later, miu came upstairs with feather-roller, noisy intention-announcing miu man.

We were dead to the world, zzz we man.

Mini-B. had to arise to play with miu, wee man mollify miu man.

We told Mini-B. that this is what siblings do, instruct wee man we man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa for a second straight day, imagine that man.

 

Lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

Lunch for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, nuked rice + onecan tuna ingest wee man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. for non-Two-Guys eve, left to our own devices man.

Din-din was 2 of the Many (2+2) remaining hot dogs, ingest we man.

 

Played basketball with Mini-B. after Two Guys return, play Two Guys man.

Got eaten by mosquitoes, ingest we they man.

 

Party with the rubias after Mini-B. zzzs, cavort we man.

 

We have compiled the depressing GS/ES itinerary for Friday, not promising man.

There are 2 MSs and 2 ESs, not close to the casa man.

Too many ESs discriminate against children, boo hiss man.

Edited June 30, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Friday MS/ES report, see man:

 

One MS was phantom, may the fleas of Many,000 camels infest their armpits man.  

One MS was spread across Many (2+1) casas, nothing anywhere man.

The first ES was a dud, oh well man.

The second ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- fuzzy white throw-pillow = $Many ($2+2+1), OK man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES for Saturday, keep things close to the casa man.