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Dixie_Peach   1

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Work Harder... Millions on Welfare depend on you!

Driver carries no cash... he's MARRIED!

Can't feed 'em? Don't BREED 'em!

I'm busy... you're UGLY... have a nice day!

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions!

The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is "I do!"

I am NOT an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings!

Jesus is coming. Look Busy!

Gun control means using both hands!

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

CAT... the other white meat.

Drugs lead nowhere... but it's the SCENIC route.

Guns don't kill people... drivers with cellphones do!

Keep honking... I'm reloading!

Where the heck IS Easy Street?

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BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE!

Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're a chopf*ck! (originally said AZZ, but - I deferred to Bro Dean's patented saying! haha)

Impotence... Nature's way of saying... "No HARD feelings."

The proctologist called... They found your head! :lol:

Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.

Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your date! :whistle:

Your ridiculous little opinion has been duly noted.

I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to BE one.

Some people just do NOT know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody BUT me!"

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me!

If you can read this... I can slam on brakes and sue you!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and dangerous to be out by itself.

HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

http://www.geocities.com/pulpi33/A1.htm

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

hahahaha i so need that one on my car

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Tiksman Proficient

Tiksman   0

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

09/05/2005 Met Tik thru my brothers Thai Wife

12/01/2005 First meeting in Thailand

12/12/2005 Returned to the USA

12/13/2005 I-129F mailed express mail to TSC

12/15/2005 TSC Recived paperwork

12/21/2005 Noa-1

12/27/2005 Noa-1 recieved snail mail dated Dec 21 transfered to CSC

03/14/2006 NOA 2

03/16/2006 Medical, Police report and postal fee paid.

03/21/2006 NVC Sent to Bangkok

03/24/2006 Bangkok gets package tracked online with DHL

03/27/2006 Mailed in packet 3

04/04/2006 Interview assigned May 22 2006

05/22/2006 Interview day... delayed Approval because of FBI NAME CHECK

05/26/2006 VISA RECIEVED!!!!!!!!!!

05/27/2006 POE LAX ..MY BABY IN AMERICA!!!!

06/17/2006 Wedding DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRIED!!!

06/19/2006 Applied for ssn

06/26/2006 Recieved SSN

AOS

08/03/2006 Sent AOS paperwork to Chicago lockbox

08/07/2006 Recived at Chicago

08/15/2006 NOA for 485 and 131

08/30/2006 Biometrics

08/30/2006 Notice Transfered to CSC.. Hello My old CSC Friends

9/26/06 Received Welcome Notice email

09/30/06 Green Card IN HAND

01/08/07 Pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09/26/07 Baby Here!!!!!

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MrMrsKnight Proficient

MrMrsKnight   0

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Brazil
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I'm busy... you're UGLY... have a nice day!

:lol: That's mine!!

OUR COMPLETE TIMELINE

Latest steps:

10/26/2006- Consulate receives case (seriously, one month to receive the case?? BS!), and packet 3 that I sent even before they had received the case.

01/02/2007- Interview!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got a 221(g)

01/23/2007- Second Interview. VISA granted!!!

01/29/2007- VISA arrived.... no envelope though. I'm gonna contact them and see what happened this time!

01/31/2007- I'll have to send them one last financial support evidence.

02/01/2007- Evidence sent

02/02/2007- Evidence received by Consulate

02/06/2007- Consulate sends envelope!

02/07/2007- Envelope received!!!

02/10/2007- Flew to the USA!!!!!!

04/17/2007- Wedding day!!!

--- Wish us luck!!! ---

blackbettie Collaborator

blackbettie   0

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Hahaha, those are some great ones!

I'm gonna get this one when I'm in the States:

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AOS & EAD:

10/13/2006 - sent AOS and EAD documents

10/18/2006 - NOA1

11/02/2006 - biometrics appointment in Santa Ana

01/05/2007 - interview appointment in Santa Ana - APPROVED!!!

01/16/2007 - greencard in mail

01/22/2007 - EAD card in mail (well, thank you very much)

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Jonnie & Sandra

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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my favorite,,,,what would scooby doo?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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eau_xplain Experienced

eau_xplain   2

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another one I'd like to see is: Unfortunately, Stupidity is Not Illegal

08/17/08: Mailed N400 to TSC

08/19/08: USPS attempted delivery

08/20/08: TSC received N400

08/21/08: TSC cashed check

09/02/08: Received NOA...........Priority date: 08/20/08

..............................................Notice date : 08/22/08

09/02/08: Received Biometrics Notification

09/18/08: Biometrics completed - Charlotte DO

10/24/08: Received Interview Letter

12/08/08: Interview @ 1:00pm. APPROVED!

01/05/09: Oath Ceremony 10:00AM. Now officially a USC!!!

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01/17/09: Applied for US Passport and passport card

01/28/09: Received US Passport

01/29/09: Received US passport card

01/29/09: Received naturalization certificate back from passport office

germangel Rising Star

germangel   0

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Germany
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been duly noted.

I'll get that one

Angelika (Schweinfurt, Germany) and Chris (Tulsa, USA)

I-130

Aug 23 2005 - sent to TSC

Aug 25 2005 - received at CSC

Aug 29 2005 - NOA1 in mail

Jan 25 2006 - NOA 2 per email

Jan 31 2006 - Case # assigned

Feb 13 2006 - AOS Bill and DS 3032 received

Feb 14 2006 - AOS Bill paid and DS 3032 sent to NVC

Feb 27 2006 - AOS form and IV Bill issued

Mar 23 2006 - AOS and IV Bill sent to NVC

Apr 10 2006 - DS230 received and sent right back

Apr 28 2006 - case complete

May 2 2006 - sent to Consulate

May 4 2006 - received at Consulate

July 17 2006 - Interview in Germany

Aug 02 2006 - Flying back to Tulsa with my CR1 in passport

Removal of Conditions - I-751

May 2 2008 - Mailed I-751 to TSC

May 21 2008 - Received NOA 1 (extension letter) from VSC

May 27 2008 - Biometrics Appointment in OKC

July 22 2008 - touched

August 6 2008 - touched

February 22, 2009 - touched

March 24, 2009 - card production ordered

April 4, 2009 - Green Card in mail

I-129F

Aug 31 - Oct 20 2005at NBC

Oct 26 - Nov 3 2005 at NVC

Jan 10 2006- Visa interview

Feb 09 2006- Flying to Tulsa

rclouse Proficient

rclouse   0

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Morocco
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Why Isn't Stupidity Painful?

and

Don't Drink And Drive...

You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink

Me -.us Her -.ma

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I-129F NOA1: 8 Dec 2003

Interview Date: 13 July 2004 Approved!

US Arrival: 04 Oct 2004 We're here!

Wedding: 15 November 2004, Maui

AOS & EAD Sent: 23 Dec 2004

AOS approved!: 12 July 2005

Residency card received!: 4 Aug 2005

I-751 NOA1 dated 02 May 2007

I-751 biometrics appt. 29 May 2007

10 year green card received! 11 June 2007

Our son Michael is born!: 18 Aug 2007

Apply for US Citizenship: 14 July 2008

N-400 NOA1: 15 July 2008

Check cashed: 17 July 2008

Our son Michael is one year old!: 18 Aug 2008

N-400 biometrics: 19 Aug 2008

N-400 interview: 18 Nov 2008 Passed!

Our daughter Emmy is born!: 23 Dec 2008

Oath ceremony: 29 Jan 2009 Complete! Woo-hoo no more USCIS!

 

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