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Sheriff Uling   3

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Hello Gentlemen,

Do you have any experience getting your ladies to avoid having periods or any tips to avoid them while they have periods?

Thank you for your input ...

Cheers!!!

Sheriff Uling

p.s - This is a spoof from this thread [CLICK HERE]. I'm back...

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Hello Gentlemen,

Do you have any experience getting your ladies to avoid having periods or any tips to avoid them while they have periods?

Thank you for your input ...

Cheers!!!

Sheriff Uling

p.s - This is a spoof from this thread [CLICK HERE]. I'm back...

unlimited CC, and a day without the kids :)

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Hello Gentlemen,

Do you have any experience getting your ladies to avoid having periods or any tips to avoid them while they have periods?

Thank you for your input ...

Cheers!!!

Sheriff Uling

p.s - This is a spoof from this thread [CLICK HERE]. I'm back...

unlimited CC, and a day without the kids :)

Well said Ionescu :lol:

Separated!!

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here guys seems u do need some help

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Hello Gentlemen,

Do you have any experience getting your ladies to avoid having periods or any tips to avoid them while they have periods?

Thank you for your input ...

Cheers!!!

Sheriff Uling

p.s - This is a spoof from this thread [CLICK HERE]. I'm back...

That one cracked me up :lol: You guys are funny :devil:

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thanks sheriff, this is an important subject..usually i drink heavily and pass out for a few days...coma , works too

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I'm trying to figure out what you are 'spoofing'. That 'other' thread looks like a serious thread to me where women were sharing information about a personal matter.

Jealousy :) they want periods as well so they have a real reason to be cranky once a month :P

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

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:lol::lol::lol::thumbs: they feel left out

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IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

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Please guys, read this one tip.

When you feel your woman is a little "out of control" , please at least dont ask her if its because of her PMS. You know it is. Keep it quiet.

lol

I hate when he asks me that :devil:

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I'm trying to figure out what you are 'spoofing'. That 'other' thread looks like a serious thread to me where women were sharing information about a personal matter.

Jealousy :) they want periods as well so they have a real reason to be cranky once a month :P

So true! My bro grew up in a house full of girls. When he got to be a teenager I remember he declared one day that the 10th of every month was his day since all us girls got our days :lol: Trust me we still get a kick out of this. Can't wait to tell his future wife to watch out for the 10th :jest:

Please guys, read this one tip.

When you feel your woman is a little "out of control" , please at least dont ask her if its because of her PMS. You know it is. Keep it quiet.

lol

I hate when he asks me that :devil:

YES!!!

The best advice so far :thumbs: Keep your mouth shut already! No need to ask stupid questions at a time like that :lol:

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