New Pain Scale

[seekingthetruth 1,246]

They are considering adding Kamala Harris' laugh as #9.

 

U.S. — The American Medical Association has officially added "The View" to its pain scale to help patients better understand what is meant by the term "worst pain possible."

"In that case, I guess my pain is a nine," said trauma patient Bill Reynolds, whose femur was currently lodged in his own spleen. "Please change the channel."

With "The View" as a comparison, the pain rating of horrific injuries has fallen dramatically. "Sure, my skull is shattered - but that seems about half as bad as watching 'The View', so I'll go with a five," said car wreck survivor Glenn Higgins. "In retrospect, I really oversold how bad it hurt when my arm got caught in that wood-chipper. That was more like an eight."

 

Full Story https://babylonbee.com/news/revised-hospital-chart-has-patients-rate-pain-on-scale-from-one-to-watching-the-view

 

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Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’

CELEBS·Apr 24, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

 

 

 

 

NEW YORK, NY — As part of a plan to broaden its audience, the long-running daytime talk show The View has announced former Fox News host Tucker Carlson will be joining the program's panel. Producers hope Carlson's presence will both draw new viewers and educate current cast members.

"Tucker's going to be a great addition," said Executive Producer Brian Teta. "Not only will we reap the benefits of bringing in a more politically conservative audience but our other co-hosts will benefit from hearing new political perspectives! Win-win!"

Early test footage shows Carlson surrounded by laughing women looking perplexed, apparently shocked by a dumb thing Joy Behar said.

 

More here......

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-takes-new-role-on-the-view

[Dashinka 24,480]

43 minutes ago, seekingthetruth said:

Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’

CELEBS·Apr 24, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

 

 

 

 

NEW YORK, NY — As part of a plan to broaden its audience, the long-running daytime talk show The View has announced former Fox News host Tucker Carlson will be joining the program's panel. Producers hope Carlson's presence will both draw new viewers and educate current cast members.

"Tucker's going to be a great addition," said Executive Producer Brian Teta. "Not only will we reap the benefits of bringing in a more politically conservative audience but our other co-hosts will benefit from hearing new political perspectives! Win-win!"

Early test footage shows Carlson surrounded by laughing women looking perplexed, apparently shocked by a dumb thing Joy Behar said.

 

More here......

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-takes-new-role-on-the-view

Is that smoke coming from Whoopi’s head?

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

1 hour ago, seekingthetruth said:

Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’

CELEBS·Apr 24, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

 

 

 

 

NEW YORK, NY — As part of a plan to broaden its audience, the long-running daytime talk show The View has announced former Fox News host Tucker Carlson will be joining the program's panel. Producers hope Carlson's presence will both draw new viewers and educate current cast members.

"Tucker's going to be a great addition," said Executive Producer Brian Teta. "Not only will we reap the benefits of bringing in a more politically conservative audience but our other co-hosts will benefit from hearing new political perspectives! Win-win!"

Early test footage shows Carlson surrounded by laughing women looking perplexed, apparently shocked by a dumb thing Joy Behar said.

 

More here......

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-takes-new-role-on-the-view

Him and Beth from Yellowstone on the panel would be far out man

[Neonred 3,562]

I was sad to hear Tucker will no longer be on Fox at night.  Really enjoyed watching him.

 

Wondering where he will end up.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

5 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I was sad to hear Tucker will no longer be on Fox at night.  Really enjoyed watching him.

 

Wondering where he will end up.

Got to look that up. Wonder why he is going.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Separate thread for Carlson, see man.

12 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Wondering where he will end up.

Hopefully, he'll eventually set up his own thang.  Being a network employee limits income and speech freedom.

[Neonred 3,562]

7 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Got to look that up. Wonder why he is going.

Nothing was said, but I'll bet it was related to the Dominion voting lawsuit.

[Dashinka 24,480]

13 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Him and Beth from Yellowstone on the panel would be far out man

With Rip nearby ready to give someone a ride to the train station?

[Redro 4,611]

Read it was because he talked trash about Fox management in his texts… 

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15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Separate thread for Carlson, see man.

Hopefully, he'll eventually set up his own thang.  Being a network employee limits income and speech freedom.

There is a certain level of popularity these days that it makes no sense to work for someone else. Megan Kelly, O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and others have successfully gone on to do their own thing and they make all of the money and have none of the restrictions of a corporation or a boss on them. I would argue that Tucker is starting at a higher point in his career than those others. But obviously before he does his own thing he and FOX are going to have to come to some sort of financial settlement, which I can only assume will be quite large.