Trans woman left sobbing in JFK airport after TSA agent hit her testicles:

[Dashinka 24,480]

5 hours ago, yuna628 said:

My husband has a terrible habit of leaving things in his pockets. All sorts of stuff has gone through the wash - pens, wrappers, receipts, money, electronics, keys, candy, ketchup packets, remotes... you name it. This extends to also just leaving things in there he's totally forgotten about. The TSA agent got really huffy when he discovered shredded old gum wrappers and pocket fluff. He really thought he had something there.

 

There was also the melted chocolate bar incident - TSA agent mortified with dirty fingers which then got smeared into his trousers. Oh and the half opened ketchup packet. It's also amazing the stuff he's accidently brought over that they somehow missed on the carry on baggage scanner! He had no idea his dad had previously stored some tools in a piece of luggage and had forgotten to take them out.

 

It's my experience the TSA agents don't really want to be all up in your business in the first place, as they are miserable people. They will do *anything* to avoid it. Practically begging you to just get in the scanner. Then they will make you wait a long time, and at our airport make a spectacle calling someone until they find some agent from somewhere across the airport willing to do it. They will be grumpy by the time they arrive for what special purpose they've been called to the scene. But mostly they will be mortified to do it, and in the end they might get something to laugh about.

I’ll bet if a TSA agent put his hand in the pocket and it came out red it was a bit of a shock.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Bud Light's VP of marketing explains her strategy

 

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/04/bud_lights_vp_of_marketing_explains_her_strategy.html

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

I like to use the scanner.  I love the look of all female agents .

blushing 

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

4 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I like to use the scanner.  I love the look of all female agents .

blushing 

Do they blush at the sight of this:

 

That's odd and they're weird. 🤣

[TBoneTX 45,259]

8 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I like to use the scanner.  I love the look of all female agents blushing 

They're awestruck by the thin, completely fake layer of Rhodium self-painted all over you.

[Dashinka 24,480]

16 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I like to use the scanner.  I love the look of all female agents .

blushing 

Are those the agents that are in the same age group as queen Nancy?

[TBoneTX 45,259]

4 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Are those the agents that are in the same age group as queen Nancy?

All that NB must do to be waved through is to display his status by handing them a bunch of rhododendrons.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Riley Gaines Arrested For Making Trans Activists Assault Her

 

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Former NCAA swimming champion and current women's rights activist Riley Gaines has been arrested and charged with forcing trans activists to physically assault her after giving a speech regarding protecting women's sports at San Francisco State University.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/riley-gaines-arrested-for-forcing-trans-activists-to-assault-her