BREAKING. FAA Shuts Down Air Space in Montana Due to National Security

[Mike E 11,739]

[Ban Hammer 13,326]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

He's  in the same place as Alex.

 

layla's bed?  😄

Edited February 13, 2023 by Ban Hammer

[laylalex 7,284]

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

layla's bed?  😄

Actually he's been at a Super Bowl party in Porter Ranch since about 3, so no. I've been busy going cross-eyed looking at fridges on Consumer Reports while he's been out. 

 

I think I am officially middle-aged now based on that last statement. 

[TBoneTX 45,244]

45 minutes ago, laylalex said:

looking at fridges

This awakens memories of Mrs. T-B. batting her eyelashes at me seductively and saying in a half-entreating, half-little-girl voice, "Sometimes husbands buy their wives a new refrigerator when their wives want one."

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Now back to topic:

Super Bowl Ruined As Air Force Keeps Shooting Footballs Out Of The Sky

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-ruined-as-air-force-keeps-shooting-footballs-out-of-the-sky

[laylalex 7,284]

8 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

This awakens memories of Mrs. T-B. batting her eyelashes at me seductively and saying in a half-entreating, half-little-girl voice, "Sometimes husbands buy their wives a new refrigerator when their wives want one."

Trust me, it is me who wants the more economical fridge choice, but it is pure projection: "If my wife wants a refrigerator that makes craft ice* for whisky and has a screen in the door to look in at food and a strange little snack door which makes reaching the snacks she** likes happen more quickly, she should have this."

 

*Those large-ish ice globes of very clear ice

**Read: he likes

Edited February 13, 2023 by laylalex

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Buy the best that he'll pay for, and if you have money left over, use it on munitions to shoot down UFOs.

If Papa ain't happy, ain't NO ONE happy.

Edited February 13, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 13,326]

9 hours ago, laylalex said:

Actually he's been at a Super Bowl party in Porter Ranch since about 3, so no. I've been busy going cross-eyed looking at fridges on Consumer Reports while he's been out. 

 

I think I am officially middle-aged now based on that last statement. 

just like a car, the more gadgets it has, the more problems you will have.  
i have a 21 year old fridge, washer, and dryer.  just the basic ones, nothing special on any of them.  and they still work.
might be an idea to apply this method of getting something without fancy gadgets to marriage.............

[Mike E 11,739]

Imagine a Samsung fridge as the war head of anti UFO missile. That would be satisfying on so many levels. 

[TBoneTX 45,244]

8 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

i have a 21 year old fridge, washer, and dryer.  just the basic ones, nothing special on any of them.  and they still work.
might be an idea to apply this method of getting something without fancy gadgets to marriage.............

Meaning, let's all go out and find 21-year-old wives!    Got it, first try!   

[TBoneTX 45,244]

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a Harmless Chinese Spy Ship!

 

The more you learn about the Chinese Communist Party's balloon excursion across the United States, it is inevitable that you ask, "Who is more incompetent?  The U.S. military or the U.S. media?"  [...]

 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2023/02/13/its_a_bird_its_a_plane_its_a_harmless_chinese_spy_ship_148846.html

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Sixteen posts have been split into a new thread in this forum.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Where's Joe?  Busy With 'Frisizhnjubs'?

 

We covered the stories about the three "objects" that have been shot down over the U.S. and Canada.

 

Something like this has never happened before, yet Joe Biden is among the missing.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/13/wheres-joe-busy-with-frisizhnjubs-n703127

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Where's Joe?  Busy With 'Frisizhnjubs'?

 

We covered the stories about the three "objects" that have been shot down over the U.S. and Canada.

 

Something like this has never happened before, yet Joe Biden is among the missing.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/13/wheres-joe-busy-with-frisizhnjubs-n703127

I just realized my ice maker has lasted thru 3 wives . I hope my implants last that long. 

 

I have to say the only thing close in durability is my Stihl weed eater. Almost 29 years. Only replaced the spark plug and string housing. Stihl makes good stuff. I think I have had my chainsaw 20+

Edited February 14, 2023 by Nature Boy 2.0

[Ban Hammer 13,326]

1 minute ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

 

I have to say the only thing close in durability is my Stihl weed eater. Almost 29 years. Only replaced the spark plug and string housing. Stihl makes good stuff

for the price of them, they better.

[Neonred 3,562]

39 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I just realized my ice maker has lasted thru 3 wives . I hope my implants last that long. 

 

I have to say the only thing close in durability is my Stihl weed eater. Almost 29 years. Only replaced the spark plug and string housing. Stihl makes good stuff. I think I have had my chainsaw 20+

Well, they don't make them like they used to.