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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their....

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To The Beat

mike & jemema

7-28-05 first met online

10-4-05 engaged-in phills

12-19-05 filed I-129-f

NOA1??????????

1/23/06 NOA2 RECIEVED , SNAIL MAIL

1/25/06 nvc recieve's petiton

1/27/06 forward to manila

1/29/06 manila recieved

5/18/06 medical exam

5/25/06 INTERVIEW

APPROVED......................

5/26/06 Visa in Hand

6/5/06 Back to the States Together

6/13/06 Applied for SSN

6/26/06 recieved ssn

7/28/06 Wedding planned

Filed: Other Country: Canada
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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their....

trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for.....

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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their....

trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for.....

being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by ……

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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their....

trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for.....

being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by ……

calling for the fashion police but Little John tackled Yogi before he could finish dialing.

Robin didn't feel he could go and tell Friar Tuck that he really loved his new hairdo but he decided to anyway by sending him an email.

Dearest Friar Tuck,

I have always had a liking for fat men, with Afros and pink bras, and was wondering can we share from your smallest bit of bread.

They were all having a merry time but then the dark side appeared with cookies and ice cream, tempting mortal sin and Robin's men were getting worried because they really

were good boys and they always ate their green boogers. So the dark side left disappointed kissing their long dark hair they bid their farewell.

Robin Hood was left to pick which friend he wanted to take to the Teddy Bears picnic. He really wanted a hot piece of azz like the girl down the street but she was gay. So Robin decided on Friar Tuck who wore a bikini.

As they skipped hand in hand they looked for pansies along the path so they could give them to John who was feeling sad because his pet speckled frog died when he sat on it and it made a loud, popping sound.

Robin and Friar farted loudly and the pansies wilted. Across the forest they heard a very loud scream. It was a loud and scary looking Snow White who was being assaulted with a large candy cane by the littlest creature, 6 inches tall. He couldn’t see that Robin had snuck up and given him a wedgie. The Creature in lincoln green, jaded trousers and purple socks was running from the big bad Wolf. He was so scared because he thought he would turn into a wuss if he got caught without his lucky underwear and rabbit’s foot.

Snow White was rescued when Friar flashed his little fella and the creature laughed as he was looking at the pink, lacy bra but then Robin spanked his hiney until his hand blistered and oozed icky puss. The pain however continued to excite him. So he asked Robin to smack his little willy but Robin refused. Looking horrified and confused he proceeded to take off his pants, but Friar stopped him, laser gun pointed at his head while he slowly threw the pansies in and out of the tuba.

Snow White thought....

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  • 4 weeks later...
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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their....

trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for.....

being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by ……

calling for the fashion police but Little John tackled Yogi before he could finish dialing.

Robin didn't feel he could go and tell Friar Tuck that he really loved his new hairdo but he decided to anyway by sending him an email.

Dearest Friar Tuck,

I have always had a liking for fat men, with Afros and pink bras, and was wondering can we share from your smallest bit of bread.

They were all having a merry time but then the dark side appeared with cookies and ice cream, tempting mortal sin and Robin's men were getting worried because they really

were good boys and they always ate their green boogers. So the dark side left disappointed kissing their long dark hair they bid their farewell.

Robin Hood was left to pick which friend he wanted to take to the Teddy Bears picnic. He really wanted a hot piece of azz like the girl down the street but she was gay. So Robin decided on Friar Tuck who wore a bikini.

As they skipped hand in hand they looked for pansies along the path so they could give them to John who was feeling sad because his pet speckled frog died when he sat on it and it made a loud, popping sound.

Robin and Friar farted loudly and the pansies wilted. Across the forest they heard a very loud scream. It was a loud and scary looking Snow White who was being assaulted with a large candy cane by the littlest creature, 6 inches tall. He couldn’t see that Robin had snuck up and given him a wedgie. The Creature in lincoln green, jaded trousers and purple socks was running from the big bad Wolf. He was so scared because he thought he would turn into a wuss if he got caught without his lucky underwear and rabbit’s foot.

Snow White was rescued when Friar flashed his little fella and the creature laughed as he was looking at the pink, lacy bra but then Robin spanked his hiney until his hand blistered and oozed icky puss. The pain however continued to excite him. So he asked Robin to smack his little willy but Robin refused. Looking horrified and confused he proceeded to take off his pants, but Friar stopped him, laser gun pointed at his head while he slowly threw the pansies in and out of the tuba.

Snow White thought....

about Robin's fetish. He really liked to eat the jellyroll, and had tons of them. He got someone to pull his finger out of the jellyroll because he needed to give Friar a kiss because the jellyroll was stuck to his lips and the poor guy had jelly in his teeth. He didn't want to get upset over Friars apparent dislike of the jelly.

Robin was heartbroken to learn his favourite pet was a stupid ** who couldn’t even touch the end of his foot. The faggy pig danced while the mother of his buddy sang a beautiful song about a hairy fairy and everyone slept soundly.

The next paper on the toilet roll holder was too small, so Friar grabbed cornhusks from Robin but then Robin's ####### exploded and Friar was knee deep in smelly, icky poop. UGH! *Gasp* *Choke* … Friar gagged and spit up a cupcake. Robin looked at his feet, erotically. He began to strip down and saw his very small wee-wee.

“Oh my”, said Robin, “What happened to your pants?”

The friar could not speak because......

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  • 3 months later...
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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by calling for the fashion police but Little John tackled Yogi before he could finish dialing.

Robin didn't feel he could go and tell Friar Tuck that he really loved his new hairdo but he decided to anyway by sending him an email.

Dearest Friar Tuck,

I have always had a liking for fat men, with Afros and pink bras, and was wondering can we share from your smallest bit of bread.

They were all having a merry time but then the dark side appeared with cookies and ice cream, tempting mortal sin and Robin's men were getting worried because they really were good boys and they always ate their green boogers. So the dark side left disappointed kissing their long dark hair they bid their farewell.

Robin Hood was left to pick which friend he wanted to take to the Teddy Bears picnic. He really wanted a hot piece of azz like the girl down the street but she was gay. So Robin decided on Friar Tuck who wore a bikini.

As they skipped hand in hand they looked for pansies along the path so they could give them to John who was feeling sad because his pet speckled frog died when he sat on it and it made a loud, popping sound.

Robin and Friar farted loudly and the pansies wilted. Across the forest they heard a very loud scream. It was a loud and scary looking Snow White who was being assaulted with a large candy cane by the littlest creature, 6 inches tall. He couldn’t see that Robin had snuck up and given him a wedgie. The Creature in lincoln green, jaded trousers and purple socks was running from the big bad Wolf. He was so scared because he thought he would turn into a wuss if he got caught without his lucky underwear and rabbit’s foot.

Snow White was rescued when Friar flashed his little fella and the creature laughed as he was looking at the pink, lacy bra but then Robin spanked his hiney until his hand blistered and oozed icky puss. The pain however continued to excite him. So he asked Robin to smack his little willy but Robin refused. Looking horrified and confused he proceeded to take off his pants, but Friar stopped him, laser gun pointed at his head while he slowly threw the pansies in and out of the tuba.

Snow White thought about Robin's fetish. He really liked to eat the jellyroll, and had tons of them. He got someone to pull his finger out of the jellyroll because he needed to give Friar a kiss because the jellyroll was stuck to his lips and the poor guy had jelly in his teeth. He didn't want to get upset over Friars apparent dislike of the jelly.

Robin was heartbroken to learn his favourite pet was a stupid ** who couldn’t even touch the end of his foot. The faggy pig danced while the mother of his buddy sang a beautiful song about a hairy fairy and everyone slept soundly.

The next paper on the toilet roll holder was too small, so Friar grabbed cornhusks from Robin but then Robin's ####### exploded and Friar was knee deep in smelly, icky poop. UGH! *Gasp* *Choke* … Friar gagged and spit up a cupcake. Robin looked at his feet, erotically. He began to strip down and saw his very small wee-wee.

“Oh my”, said Robin, “What happened to your pants?”

The friar could not speak because he was too busy looking at Snow White's knee that had a strange looking tattoo. She looked alluringly at Robin but could not decide if Robin was scratching his butt or picking at his swollen hemorrhoids, alas the hemorrhoids burst.

Michael Jackson appears to have vanished only to reappear while applying make-up upon helpless children.

It poured rain and I told Spot to “run spot run” but not into traffic. Do it somewhere far away, where raindrops glisten and children listen to a story about bunnies and strange people with funny little Marilyn P phobias :P.

Got on the off topic thread! To see DRAMA, visit a theatre.

No reason for being scared cos she held secret, “I need advice”, she said, “Cos of hairy legs as worn by the 2 ladies who were trannies with Adam's apples, a 5'oclock shadow & deep voices.”

So the trannies pranced off to Neverland to visit the Queen Mother and to drink some…

Edited by MarilynP
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Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by calling for the fashion police but Little John tackled Yogi before he could finish dialing.

Robin didn't feel he could go and tell Friar Tuck that he really loved his new hairdo but he decided to anyway by sending him an email.

Dearest Friar Tuck,

I have always had a liking for fat men, with Afros and pink bras, and was wondering can we share from your smallest bit of bread.

They were all having a merry time but then the dark side appeared with cookies and ice cream, tempting mortal sin and Robin's men were getting worried because they really were good boys and they always ate their green boogers. So the dark side left disappointed kissing their long dark hair they bid their farewell.

Robin Hood was left to pick which friend he wanted to take to the Teddy Bears picnic. He really wanted a hot piece of azz like the girl down the street but she was gay. So Robin decided on Friar Tuck who wore a bikini.

As they skipped hand in hand they looked for pansies along the path so they could give them to John who was feeling sad because his pet speckled frog died when he sat on it and it made a loud, popping sound.

Robin and Friar farted loudly and the pansies wilted. Across the forest they heard a very loud scream. It was a loud and scary looking Snow White who was being assaulted with a large candy cane by the littlest creature, 6 inches tall. He couldn’t see that Robin had snuck up and given him a wedgie. The Creature in lincoln green, jaded trousers and purple socks was running from the big bad Wolf. He was so scared because he thought he would turn into a wuss if he got caught without his lucky underwear and rabbit’s foot.

Snow White was rescued when Friar flashed his little fella and the creature laughed as he was looking at the pink, lacy bra but then Robin spanked his hiney until his hand blistered and oozed icky puss. The pain however continued to excite him. So he asked Robin to smack his little willy but Robin refused. Looking horrified and confused he proceeded to take off his pants, but Friar stopped him, laser gun pointed at his head while he slowly threw the pansies in and out of the tuba.

Snow White thought about Robin's fetish. He really liked to eat the jellyroll, and had tons of them. He got someone to pull his finger out of the jellyroll because he needed to give Friar a kiss because the jellyroll was stuck to his lips and the poor guy had jelly in his teeth. He didn't want to get upset over Friars apparent dislike of the jelly.

Robin was heartbroken to learn his favourite pet was a stupid ** who couldn’t even touch the end of his foot. The faggy pig danced while the mother of his buddy sang a beautiful song about a hairy fairy and everyone slept soundly.

The next paper on the toilet roll holder was too small, so Friar grabbed cornhusks from Robin but then Robin's ####### exploded and Friar was knee deep in smelly, icky poop. UGH! *Gasp* *Choke* … Friar gagged and spit up a cupcake. Robin looked at his feet, erotically. He began to strip down and saw his very small wee-wee.

“Oh my”, said Robin, “What happened to your pants?”

The friar could not speak because he was too busy looking at Snow White's knee that had a strange looking tattoo. She looked alluringly at Robin but could not decide if Robin was scratching his butt or picking at his swollen hemorrhoids, alas the hemorrhoids burst.

Michael Jackson appears to have vanished only to reappear while applying make-up upon helpless children.

It poured rain and I told Spot to “run spot run” but not into traffic. Do it somewhere far away, where raindrops glisten and children listen to a story about bunnies and strange people with funny little Marilyn P phobias :P.

Got on the off topic thread! To see DRAMA, visit a theatre.

No reason for being scared cos she held secret, “I need advice”, she said, “Cos of hairy legs as worn by the 2 ladies who were trannies with Adam's apples, a 5'oclock shadow & deep voices.”

So the trannies pranced off to Neverland to visit the Queen Mother and to drink some…

tequila as they made whoopie under the table. The next morning they felt guilty because they didn't seem to realize that the Queen was really an old broken horse that used to frolic madly in the woods.

The Queen mother went insane over Jimmy's green and juicy fried tomato sandwich with a side of french fries.

As the skies darkened over Pasadena, a tornado appeared. They left for the Sherwood Forest in a small puddle filled with warm chocolate pudding and pistachio nuts. The skies darkened with red clouds and thunder erupted. Everybody jumped as a spaceship hurtled towards the group as they cowered beneath the crusty old blanket.

The spaceship emitted a terrible sound as death rays were directed toward the news channels. The crowds cheered as the victims made the headlines with biased views and twisted logic.

So people decided to lift the president up to the very top of a very beautiful old church to crucify him. The president was rescued by some….

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  • 3 months later...
Filed: Other Country: Canada
Timeline
Posted

Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by calling for the fashion police but Little John tackled Yogi before he could finish dialing.

Robin didn't feel he could go and tell Friar Tuck that he really loved his new hairdo but he decided to anyway by sending him an email.

Dearest Friar Tuck,

I have always had a liking for fat men, with Afros and pink bras, and was wondering can we share from your smallest bit of bread.

They were all having a merry time but then the dark side appeared with cookies and ice cream, tempting mortal sin and Robin's men were getting worried because they really were good boys and they always ate their green boogers. So the dark side left disappointed kissing their long dark hair they bid their farewell.

Robin Hood was left to pick which friend he wanted to take to the Teddy Bears picnic. He really wanted a hot piece of azz like the girl down the street but she was gay. So Robin decided on Friar Tuck who wore a bikini.

As they skipped hand in hand they looked for pansies along the path so they could give them to John who was feeling sad because his pet speckled frog died when he sat on it and it made a loud, popping sound.

Robin and Friar farted loudly and the pansies wilted. Across the forest they heard a very loud scream. It was a loud and scary looking Snow White who was being assaulted with a large candy cane by the littlest creature, 6 inches tall. He couldn’t see that Robin had snuck up and given him a wedgie. The Creature in lincoln green, jaded trousers and purple socks was running from the big bad Wolf. He was so scared because he thought he would turn into a wuss if he got caught without his lucky underwear and rabbit’s foot.

Snow White was rescued when Friar flashed his little fella and the creature laughed as he was looking at the pink, lacy bra but then Robin spanked his hiney until his hand blistered and oozed icky puss. The pain however continued to excite him. So he asked Robin to smack his little willy but Robin refused. Looking horrified and confused he proceeded to take off his pants, but Friar stopped him, laser gun pointed at his head while he slowly threw the pansies in and out of the tuba.

Snow White thought about Robin's fetish. He really liked to eat the jellyroll, and had tons of them. He got someone to pull his finger out of the jellyroll because he needed to give Friar a kiss because the jellyroll was stuck to his lips and the poor guy had jelly in his teeth. He didn't want to get upset over Friars apparent dislike of the jelly.

Robin was heartbroken to learn his favourite pet was a stupid ** who couldn’t even touch the end of his foot. The faggy pig danced while the mother of his buddy sang a beautiful song about a hairy fairy and everyone slept soundly.

The next paper on the toilet roll holder was too small, so Friar grabbed cornhusks from Robin but then Robin's ####### exploded and Friar was knee deep in smelly, icky poop. UGH! *Gasp* *Choke* … Friar gagged and spit up a cupcake. Robin looked at his feet, erotically. He began to strip down and saw his very small wee-wee.

“Oh my”, said Robin, “What happened to your pants?”

The friar could not speak because he was too busy looking at Snow White's knee that had a strange looking tattoo. She looked alluringly at Robin but could not decide if Robin was scratching his butt or picking at his swollen hemorrhoids, alas the hemorrhoids burst.

Michael Jackson appears to have vanished only to reappear while applying make-up upon helpless children.

It poured rain and I told Spot to “run spot run” but not into traffic. Do it somewhere far away, where raindrops glisten and children listen to a story about bunnies and strange people with funny little Marilyn P phobias :P.

Got on the off topic thread! To see DRAMA, visit a theatre.

No reason for being scared cos she held secret, “I need advice”, she said, “Cos of hairy legs as worn by the 2 ladies who were trannies with Adam's apples, a 5'oclock shadow & deep voices.”

So the trannies pranced off to Neverland to visit the Queen Mother and to drink some…

tequila as they made whoopie under the table. The next morning they felt guilty because they didn't seem to realize that the Queen was really an old broken horse that used to frolic madly in the woods.

The Queen mother went insane over Jimmy's green and juicy fried tomato sandwich with a side of french fries.

As the skies darkened over Pasadena, a tornado appeared. They left for the Sherwood Forest in a small puddle filled with warm chocolate pudding and pistachio nuts. The skies darkened with red clouds and thunder erupted. Everybody jumped as a spaceship hurtled towards the group as they cowered beneath the crusty old blanket.

The spaceship emitted a terrible sound as death rays were directed toward the news channels. The crowds cheered as the victims made the headlines with biased views and twisted logic.

So people decided to lift the president up to the very top of a very beautiful old church to crucify him. The president was rescued by some….

little green aliens with x-ray vision.

Meanwhile in Sherwood, Maid Marion and her dog Fluffers were getting ready to hunt the horrible nuts and bolts when suddenly they tripped over a large wooden log. Fluffers was wounded and started whining when suddenly they dusted themselves off with a pickled magical fern leaf.

Suddenly, a Chinese Food Restaurant appeared. So they decided on an appetizer that was far too greasy, so they chased it down with some lukewarm gnats piss, which served as a good appetizer for the main dish.

Fluffers was a big floppy dog who everyone wanted to pet. Maid Marion was secretly going to take Fluffers to be neutered at the animal clinic. Fluffers wasn't happy at the thought of getting his nuts lopped off. So then Fluffers escaped his leash and ran away. Maid Marion Screamed and then fainted.

Fluffers ran back to see what happened, and saw Robin Hood looking down his pants at the spot right between his knee and foot. He was very shocked to see Maid Marion naked. Maid Marion asked Robin Hood to take off her blue hat and stamp on it with his big ugly wart that grew bigger in the sunlight.

With a grin Robin took Marion to his palace to perform the wedding ceremony he wanted. But before they made their plans, the evil twosome planned their escape. They were digging a hole and then they found something. It was gold and they noticed that it had writing on the bottom of it. They were so excited to see that it was very unusual writing that they couldn't understand.

Robin and Marion took it over to the Professor so he could see the thing and tell them because they couldn't see his face as it exploded into a big red and black ball of fire. The fire was the main source of the huge energy source.

Robin looked distraught and began to cry so hard that his balls exploded. The tennis balls were all over Maria Sharapova's body. What a horrible waste of balls. Robin didn't know what to do so he jumped out of the tenth story window and landed on someone holding a Sandwich board that broke his fall. He then looked dazed and amazed at the woman who was without arms and legs. She was sitting next to a man with no teeth, so she kissed him because there was only one thing she…..

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Jamaica
Timeline
Posted

AWeSome....STOry.. :lol:

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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  • 3 months later...
Filed: Other Country: Canada
Timeline
Posted

Early one morning VJ exploded. Everyone didn't know what to do. Confused and lost they called upon Captain Underpants. But he was drunk under the big brown paper bag. So we sent in the big investigator.

“Dang” he said, as he looked for the suspects. First he looked with the telescope, but he didn't get a good look at the people who were skinny dipping in a small pool. It was frosty. Now cold he could join the ride thru the brisk fresh morning air only to find a farmer planting a secret ingredient that VJers use to do laundry.

He suddenly saw a familiar face in the clouds passing gas but he couldn’t smell it, because his nose was blocked. Despite this setback he searched the sky and saw this weird thing that he couldn’t understand, so I will reply in code. Then the Visa Journey Troll made an a$$ out of clay to put in his collection. He thought it looked funny but he decided to go and see if he could get some more clay to make a better a$$. He failed because he didn’t have enough but the clay seemed longer than he thought.

Meanwhile the crowd was growing and looking with awe at the huge elephant that was about to dance. The elephant liked rap music and the hip hop culture will never be the same. But a passing BeeGee sang Stayin' Alive again and again.

"Oh the pain", he screamed as the elephant sang along. Suddenly from out of nowhere the Geico gecko glows, grows and bares his frightening record collection of Barry Manilow hits, Mandy and all. Everyone was so disturbed by this. All they could do was, dance and shake their trunk sized booty’s, till they dropped on the hood of the car and let loose the smelliest fart. The smell was peeling paint off the car and gagging everyone around. So the elephant reared back his trunk and sprayed HUGE amounts of milk over the entire crowd of Barry Manilow fans. They were surprised and wet, and smelled like bad underwear at a bachelor party.

Meanwhile Yogi Bear was rambling through some pic-a-nic baskets and smoking a joint that had been left behind. He noticed a purple bunny eating a large cheese pizza with whipped cream and chocolate chips, which gave him really bad diarrhea all day long. Before he could join in the orgy, he had to wash his filthy, dirty, large sheets and pillow that were covered with bodily fluids. The bunny was hopping mad at Yogi Bear for being a chopf##k, and a 1st class uphill gardener and sporting a large azz. He came up to the window of the ranger who was trying not to panic as his station was burning and Boo Boo with honey on his paw was sitting on a moss encrusted oak tree stump singing a song, “badump, badump, badump.”

Yogi Bear shouted, "Please stop singing!"

The purple rabbit jumped when he saw the mad cow coming for a big KAZOO. The rabbit was feeling frisky so he grabbed a hold of his wee friend, Tinkerbell and gently began to do the mambo on the hill.

Meanwhile back in Sherwood Forest, Robin was singing in an excited voice. He was feeling Friar Tuck on his back and it startled him and the Friar jumped up and said, "What the heck?"

Robin didn't know that the Friar was EXCITED. He couldn’t believe that Robin liked this type of game! Robin was so elated he decided to go forth and give Friar a kick in the nuts because he had a sh!tty taste in clothes. The poor Friar was wearing a push-up bra with lace and it was pink with Valentine hearts. Robin was jealous, green with envy because Friar had a pink bikini and it looked good with yellow polka dots too. So the other men laughed at him just because he looked good.

Meanwhile someone was about to spoil all the fun by calling for the fashion police but Little John tackled Yogi before he could finish dialing.

Robin didn't feel he could go and tell Friar Tuck that he really loved his new hairdo but he decided to anyway by sending him an email.

Dearest Friar Tuck,

I have always had a liking for fat men, with Afros and pink bras, and was wondering can we share from your smallest bit of bread.

They were all having a merry time but then the dark side appeared with cookies and ice cream, tempting mortal sin and Robin's men were getting worried because they really were good boys and they always ate their green boogers. So the dark side left disappointed kissing their long dark hair they bid their farewell.

Robin Hood was left to pick which friend he wanted to take to the Teddy Bears picnic. He really wanted a hot piece of azz like the girl down the street but she was gay. So Robin decided on Friar Tuck who wore a bikini.

As they skipped hand in hand they looked for pansies along the path so they could give them to John who was feeling sad because his pet speckled frog died when he sat on it and it made a loud, popping sound.

Robin and Friar farted loudly and the pansies wilted. Across the forest they heard a very loud scream. It was a loud and scary looking Snow White who was being assaulted with a large candy cane by the littlest creature, 6 inches tall. He couldn’t see that Robin had snuck up and given him a wedgie. The Creature in lincoln green, jaded trousers and purple socks was running from the big bad Wolf. He was so scared because he thought he would turn into a wuss if he got caught without his lucky underwear and rabbit’s foot.

Snow White was rescued when Friar flashed his little fella and the creature laughed as he was looking at the pink, lacy bra but then Robin spanked his hiney until his hand blistered and oozed icky puss. The pain however continued to excite him. So he asked Robin to smack his little willy but Robin refused. Looking horrified and confused he proceeded to take off his pants, but Friar stopped him, laser gun pointed at his head while he slowly threw the pansies in and out of the tuba.

Snow White thought about Robin's fetish. He really liked to eat the jellyroll, and had tons of them. He got someone to pull his finger out of the jellyroll because he needed to give Friar a kiss because the jellyroll was stuck to his lips and the poor guy had jelly in his teeth. He didn't want to get upset over Friars apparent dislike of the jelly.

Robin was heartbroken to learn his favourite pet was a stupid ** who couldn’t even touch the end of his foot. The faggy pig danced while the mother of his buddy sang a beautiful song about a hairy fairy and everyone slept soundly.

The next paper on the toilet roll holder was too small, so Friar grabbed cornhusks from Robin but then Robin's ####### exploded and Friar was knee deep in smelly, icky poop. UGH! *Gasp* *Choke* … Friar gagged and spit up a cupcake. Robin looked at his feet, erotically. He began to strip down and saw his very small wee-wee.

“Oh my”, said Robin, “What happened to your pants?”

The friar could not speak because he was too busy looking at Snow White's knee that had a strange looking tattoo. She looked alluringly at Robin but could not decide if Robin was scratching his butt or picking at his swollen hemorrhoids, alas the hemorrhoids burst.

Michael Jackson appears to have vanished only to reappear while applying make-up upon helpless children.

It poured rain and I told Spot to “run spot run” but not into traffic. Do it somewhere far away, where raindrops glisten and children listen to a story about bunnies and strange people with funny little Marilyn P phobias :P.

Got on the off topic thread! To see DRAMA, visit a theatre.

No reason for being scared cos she held secret, “I need advice”, she said, “Cos of hairy legs as worn by the 2 ladies who were trannies with Adam's apples, a 5'oclock shadow & deep voices.”

So the trannies pranced off to Neverland to visit the Queen Mother and to drink some…

tequila as they made whoopie under the table. The next morning they felt guilty because they didn't seem to realize that the Queen was really an old broken horse that used to frolic madly in the woods.

The Queen mother went insane over Jimmy's green and juicy fried tomato sandwich with a side of french fries.

As the skies darkened over Pasadena, a tornado appeared. They left for the Sherwood Forest in a small puddle filled with warm chocolate pudding and pistachio nuts. The skies darkened with red clouds and thunder erupted. Everybody jumped as a spaceship hurtled towards the group as they cowered beneath the crusty old blanket.

The spaceship emitted a terrible sound as death rays were directed toward the news channels. The crowds cheered as the victims made the headlines with biased views and twisted logic.

So people decided to lift the president up to the very top of a very beautiful old church to crucify him. The president was rescued by some….

little green aliens with x-ray vision.

Meanwhile in Sherwood, Maid Marion and her dog Fluffers were getting ready to hunt the horrible nuts and bolts when suddenly they tripped over a large wooden log. Fluffers was wounded and started whining when suddenly they dusted themselves off with a pickled magical fern leaf.

Suddenly, a Chinese Food Restaurant appeared. So they decided on an appetizer that was far too greasy, so they chased it down with some lukewarm gnats piss, which served as a good appetizer for the main dish.

Fluffers was a big floppy dog who everyone wanted to pet. Maid Marion was secretly going to take Fluffers to be neutered at the animal clinic. Fluffers wasn't happy at the thought of getting his nuts lopped off. So then Fluffers escaped his leash and ran away. Maid Marion Screamed and then fainted.

Fluffers ran back to see what happened, and saw Robin Hood looking down his pants at the spot right between his knee and foot. He was very shocked to see Maid Marion naked. Maid Marion asked Robin Hood to take off her blue hat and stamp on it with his big ugly wart that grew bigger in the sunlight.

With a grin Robin took Marion to his palace to perform the wedding ceremony he wanted. But before they made their plans, the evil twosome planned their escape. They were digging a hole and then they found something. It was gold and they noticed that it had writing on the bottom of it. They were so excited to see that it was very unusual writing that they couldn't understand.

Robin and Marion took it over to the Professor so he could see the thing and tell them because they couldn't see his face as it exploded into a big red and black ball of fire. The fire was the main source of the huge energy source.

Robin looked distraught and began to cry so hard that his balls exploded. The tennis balls were all over Maria Sharapova's body. What a horrible waste of balls. Robin didn't know what to do so he jumped out of the tenth story window and landed on someone holding a Sandwich board that broke his fall. He then looked dazed and amazed at the woman who was without arms and legs. She was sitting next to a man with no teeth, so she kissed him because there was only one thing she…..

wanted and it was to be the only thing that can mean nothing.

So instead she decided to stand up for her rights, and kick his brand new set of steak knives. Then she decided it wasn't worthy of all the money it cost. So she thought, she better think how he will handle all this since she was about to jump into the pool, naked as a newborn healthy baby. So saying that she began to work on her celebrity contact list since her acting a fool was not as fun as making crème brulee with her sweety and all this work with her visa processing paperwork.

CHAPTER 2

One cat and one mouse found so much in a big piece of old rotten cheese that stunk so much like wet socks after a hot summer day. They began to surround the cheese, then stepped back and turned a flip and screamed out all before they began to run round and round until they were making a hole very deep in the tropical rain forest. Next they began to smell the banana tree blossoms while cuddling with a new teddy bear who had soft life-like fur and made awful coughing sounds like babies with pneumonia. It needed some oil in the radiator but then….

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