(Master Thread) Greta!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Various threads about Greta have been merged*.

   *how DEHHHHH you!

Edited March 1, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,260]

This is a great editorial, I think.  Comments on it?

Saint Greta battles windmills

 

https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/03/02/saint-greta-battles-windmills-n534308

[seekingthetruth 1,246]

Saint Great with the toy her parents gave her on her 3rd birthday.  Hooked for life! 

 

I found this with the heading "The most annoying gifts to give to someone else's kid."

 

[seekingthetruth 1,246]

2 hours ago, seekingthetruth said:

Saint Great

Greta!    

[TBoneTX 45,260]

All hail the omniscient Greta!

Southern California Covered In 6 Feet Of Global Warming

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-california-covered-in-6-feet-of-global-warming

Edited March 6, 2023 by TBoneTX

[seekingthetruth 1,246]

Southern California Covered In 6 Feet Of Global Warming

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-california-covered-in-6-feet-of-global-warming

 

Biden is on his way to comfort the people of California!  Just like Ohio.  Oh, wait, I'm having a dementia moment!

Edited March 6, 2023 by seekingthetruth

[TBoneTX 45,260]

13 hours ago, seekingthetruth said:

a dementia moment

Those are all already spoken for by Bidementia.  Take a number in case a stray one escapes.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

How DEHHHHH you read this!

Greta Thunberg's 2018 Prediction That World Would End In Five Years Doesn't Turn Out So Well

 

Being the international spokesperson for a fake crisis can be tough, as the child actor who acts as the mouthpiece for the climate change industry has just been reminded.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/03/12/greta-thunbergs-2018-prediction-that-world-would-end-in-five-years-doesnt-turn-out-so-well-n1677637

[Dashinka 24,483]

Why does anyone even pay attention to her or the idiots that glue themselves to things?  We should treat them like VW did to the protesters that glued themselves to the floor of their display area, turn off the lights, turn down the heat, and lock the doors.  Messes and bodies can be cleaned up later.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Her most congenial junior highness is discussed herein.

Latest existential threat to the climate:  Bullwinkle

 

Scientists™ in Norway have determined moose are well on their way to mowing us all down, in a climate change manner of speaking.  [...]

 

https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/03/13/latest-existential-threat-to-the-climate-bullwinkle-n536743

[Boiler 45,451]

Here’s how many times you need to reuse your reusable grocery bags

https://krdo.com/news/national-world/cnn-world/2023/03/13/heres-how-many-times-you-need-to-reuse-your-reusable-grocery-bags-2/

The cotton tote has become a cheap status symbol for anyone — brands and individuals — wanting to eschew plastic and show off their green credentials.

But cotton is a resource-intensive crop that requires lots of water and uses a substantial amount of pesticides and fertilizers, which introduce nitrates to land and waterways and results in the creation of nitrous oxide, a greenhouse gas. This means its environmental footprint is bigger than many people appreciate.

According to the UNEP report, a cotton bag needs to be used 50 to 150 times to have less impact on the climate compared with one single-use plastic bag.

A 2018 Danish Environmental Protection Agency report suggested that a cotton bag should be used at least 7,100 times to offset its environment impact when compared to a classic supermarket plastic bag that’s reused once as a trash bag and then incinerated. (If that cotton is organic, the figure is an eye-popping 20,000 times, with the report assuming a lower yield but the same input of raw materials.)

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,260]

1 minute ago, Boiler said:

Here’s how many times you need to reuse your reusable grocery bags

Yes -- heard this on the evening local TV news, in fact.

 

Next, we'll see scenes of the pitched battle between the environmentalists and the animal-rights whackos who insisted on banning plastic bags because they choke turtles and seagulls.

[Dashinka 24,483]

7 hours ago, Boiler said:

Here’s how many times you need to reuse your reusable grocery bags

https://krdo.com/news/national-world/cnn-world/2023/03/13/heres-how-many-times-you-need-to-reuse-your-reusable-grocery-bags-2/

The cotton tote has become a cheap status symbol for anyone — brands and individuals — wanting to eschew plastic and show off their green credentials.

But cotton is a resource-intensive crop that requires lots of water and uses a substantial amount of pesticides and fertilizers, which introduce nitrates to land and waterways and results in the creation of nitrous oxide, a greenhouse gas. This means its environmental footprint is bigger than many people appreciate.

According to the UNEP report, a cotton bag needs to be used 50 to 150 times to have less impact on the climate compared with one single-use plastic bag.

A 2018 Danish Environmental Protection Agency report suggested that a cotton bag should be used at least 7,100 times to offset its environment impact when compared to a classic supermarket plastic bag that’s reused once as a trash bag and then incinerated. (If that cotton is organic, the figure is an eye-popping 20,000 times, with the report assuming a lower yield but the same input of raw materials.)

 

 

You would think if someone re-uses their cloth shopping bags that many times, that person would have to have a healthy immune system.

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Yes -- heard this on the evening local TV news, in fact.

 

Next, we'll see scenes of the pitched battle between the environmentalists and the animal-rights whackos who insisted on banning plastic bags because they choke turtles and seagulls.

I think we are already hearing these stories.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

She has blossomed into a smoking hot 20 year old 

[TBoneTX 45,260]

3 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

She has blossomed into a smoking hot 20 year old 

You would be the only one remotely interested in her, and Pelosi would smack you one.