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I suspect some 

Redneck hunting iguana caused this lol

 

 

https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news/regional/iguana-power-outage-lake-worth-beach/67-e65b7ca9-358d-4784-b549-df62ea8227ab?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot

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need to have a bounty on them

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We have a HUGE number of them in the Keys.  They seemed to like my dock and always left a horrible mess. 

Also to note, they are incredible swimmers.  

There was a push a while back to kill them to control the over population.  I understand they are great barbequed.

 

I know of a guy that lives in the Ft. Lauderdale that kills them from his back yard, but we wont talk about that here.

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44 minutes ago, Neonred said:

We have a HUGE number of them in the Keys.  They seemed to like my dock and always left a horrible mess. 

Also to note, they are incredible swimmers.  

There was a push a while back to kill them to control the over population.  I understand they are great barbequed.

 

I know of a guy that lives in the Ft. Lauderdale that kills them from his back yard, but we wont talk about that here.

I have heard of such a man 

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3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

need to have a bounty on them

Apparently they do in NC.  No worries, the FBI is on the case.

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1 minute ago, Dashinka said:

Apparently they do in NC.  No worries, the FBI is on the case.

They have iguanas in NC?

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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3 minutes ago, Neonred said:

They have iguanas in NC?

Who knows, just opining if this was a possible reason that substation was shot up.

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9 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

 

I suspect some 

Redneck hunting iguana caused this lol

 

 

https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news/regional/iguana-power-outage-lake-worth-beach/67-e65b7ca9-358d-4784-b549-df62ea8227ab?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot

I had no idea that iguanas hunted Rednecks.  Is this a new phenomenon?

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1 hour ago, LIBrty4all said:

I had no idea that iguanas hunted Rednecks.  Is this a new phenomenon?

your NB decoder ring needs a tune up.

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Every time I visit someone who has a pet iguana, I say, "Nice dinosaur you have there!"

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3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Every time I visit someone who has a pet iguana, I say, "Nice dinosaur you have there!"

When the grandchildren come down to the Keys we take them on a walk or on a boat ride through the canal looking for "baby dinosaurs".

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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