(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Excuse Me?  ABC News May Change Rules of Debate to Help Kamala Harris

 

[...] CNN reports that ABC News may be willing to bend the rules to help Kamala during the debate.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/05/abc-news-might-change-rules-of-debate-to-help-kamala-harris-n4932260

[TBoneTX 45,663]

After Motorcade Involved In Fender Bender, Tim Walz Adds Purple Heart To Resume

 

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz has just added another distinguished award to his already impressive military resume.  According to sources, the battle-hardened veteran awarded himself a Purple Heart after his motorcade was involved in a fender bender yesterday.

While sources say that the incident was "relatively minor," as Walz had accidentally bumped into a parked car, the Minnesota governor decided it was a good enough opportunity for him to spiff up his military career just a little more.

"I, Tim Walz, for my outstanding bravery and courage in the face of suffering slight back pain as a result of rear-ending another person's parked car, do hereby award myself the Purple Medal for Distinguished Valor or something," Walz reportedly intoned [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-motorcade-involved-in-fender-bender-tim-walz-adds-purple-heart-to-resume

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Trump Prepares For Debate Against Kamala By Going To Bar And Arguing With Drunks

 

ORLANDO, FL — Sources close to Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump report that the former president is preparing for his upcoming debate with Kamala Harris as realistically as possible: by going to wine bars and arguing with drunk people.

"Yes, it's true, I did come up with this great way to practice for Kamala," Trump explained to several staffers.  "I thought to myself, 'Donald, where would Kamala Harris most like to be in the world, do you think?'  I kid you not — and I thought [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-debate-against-kamala-by-going-to-wine-bar-and-arguing-with-drunks

[TBoneTX 45,663]

These are great and very fair questions.

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Debate:  Questions Kamala Harris Must Be Asked

 

[...] the burden of proof should be far higher for Harris given that she was elevated to nominee status by the backroom machinations of powerbrokers, rather than citizens voting.

 

In fact, Harris has never earned a single caucus or primary vote for president, neither in 2020, nor in 2024.  Given that she came out of the Democratic Party apparatus that dominates California, in point of fact Harris has not faced serious scrutiny in her entire political career, ever.  [...]

 

If ABC News wants to find a professional conscience on behalf of the profession of journalism, then these queries really should flow from the moderators, Linsey Davis and David Muir.  But if ABC forgoes that ethical obligation, then President Trump should enter the debate hall ready to validly confront Harris on the following key dozen questions:  [...]

 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/09/06/debate_questions_kamala_harris_must_be_asked_151568.html

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Everything about Kommie becomes more and more unbelievable.

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She's SO BAD at This:  Listen As Kamala LITERALLY READS FROM A SCRIPT During Univision Radio Interview

 

How is Kamala Harris going to function as president?  How is she going to conduct meetings with foreign heads of state (except Putin, cause he endorsed her, so they'll be buddies) or her own Cabinet when she can't even do a simple radio interview without literally reading from a script?

 

LISTEN as Kamala literally turns pages while saying we have to 'turn the page' on Trump:  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/06/kamala-literally-reading-from-a-script-for-univision-radio-interview-n2400606

[TBoneTX 45,663]

The Babylon Bee Has Finally Obtained The Harris-Walz Secret List Of Policies

 

Kamala Harris has been very secretive about her policies — in fact, no one really knows if she even has any.  Unbeknownst to everyone, however, Kamala has been preparing several policies this whole time.

In a world exclusive, The Babylon Bee has gone deep undercover to find the following list of secret policies Kamala Harris and Tim Walz want to institute when they are elected:  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-finally-obtained-the-harris-walz-secret-list-of-policies

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Kamala Responds To Criticism Over Lack Of Policies By Posting Another Truck Stop Junk Food Video

 

"Look what I have — a bag of Doritos!" Kamala said as she smiled at the  camera.  "Doritos are shaped like triangles.  Triangles have three sides. Our government has three branches.  In this way, our democracy is like Doritos.  Don't you love Doritos?  HAHAHAHAHA!!!"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-responds-to-criticism-over-lack-of-policies-by-posting-another-truck-stop-junk-food-video

 

[Ban Hammer 13,445]

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[Boiler 45,767]

Vote D you know it makes sense.

 

 

[Crazy Cat 41,985]

14 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Vote D you know it makes sense.

 

 

Self-inflicted misery.   Chicago property owners are going to defect fast.

Edited September 7 by Crazy Cat

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Kamala Quietly Asks Aides If She Should Just Try Sleeping With The Economy

 

U.S. — Vice President Kamala Harris was seen by several witnesses this week ask aides if maybe she should try sleeping with the United States economy.

"Would that help?" Harris reportedly asked, the question punctuated by nervous laughter.

According to sources, it took her team several minutes to figure out what she was talking about since she first broached the subject with vague questions about the economy's idea of the perfect date and whether or not it was seeing anybody.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-quietly-asks-aides-if-she-should-just-try-sleeping-with-the-economy

[TBoneTX 45,663]

'Maybe We Took A Wrong Turn Somewhere,' Thinks Party Whose Candidate Just Got Endorsed By DickCheney And Vladimir Putin

 

[...] According to a top-ranking official in the DNC who spoke on condition of anonymity, Kamala's recent endorsements have left insiders a bit unsettled.  "I mean, DickCheney?  Seriously?" said the woman.  "I'm really starting to question where we might have gone astray.  So far, we have the support of Iran, Hamas, Putin, and DickCheney.  That is...not a great list."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/maybe-we-went-wrong-somewhere-thinks-party-whose-candidate-just-got-endorsed-by-#######-cheney-and-vladimir-putin

Edited September 8 by TBoneTX
comprehension

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Harris Campaign Admits Tim Walz Was The Only Candidate That Answered Their Craigslist Ad

 

[...] "We waited and waited," said one anonymous Harris staffer, "but no one would answer our ad.  Things were getting down to the wire — heads were about to roll — when up rolled Tim Walz.  His application mentioned experience stoking race riots and transing kids, but good grief was he a psycho in the interview.  He wouldn't stop [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-admits-tim-walz-was-the-only-candidate-that-answered-their-craigslist-ad

[Boiler 45,767]

I appreciate how the MSM have covered it but lets think about it, is you were Putin who would you want to deal with, Kam by a country mile.

[Pooky 3,824]

16 hours ago, sriarteria said:

putin did not endrose arris e was sarcastic about it . e is trumps buddy and been workin ard since 2016 for trumps victory to deflect blame e sarcastically endrosed kamala

You do realise that a second Trump term would be a disaster for Putin? The Ukraine war is being prosecuted using an outdated political strategy. Limited war is no longer the answer, but global political leadership hasn’t seemed to grasp this concept.

 

There is a reason that Russia didn’t go after Ukraine in Trump’s first term, why China ramped up its passive/aggressive notary exercises around Taiwan and why Iran was quieter. He is a disruptor. He understands that economic measures are far more effective in prosecuting political objectives than direct, or indirect, military action.

 

So, any way Putin can be seen to damage Trump’s reelection chances really has to be seen as genuine. Because the Russian connection to Trump is, and always has been, a DNC disinformation operation.