(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,663]

39 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

the finnish have it right

You just Finnished her off.

I like the Spanish "Que Mala."

 

Y'know, with both of the above, she'd be better off if her name was "Kommie."

[TBoneTX 45,663]

We'd all better pray that no one in the world takes advantage of this before Trump takes office.

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Biden Goes Full-On Incoherent in Pittsburgh, What He Says About Kamala Is Incredible

 

Joe Biden is back before the cameras.

In some ways, it would be better if he stayed on vacation, as he may do less damage then when he's actually before the cameras and talking.  How wrong it is that the Democrats have put us in that position with him, by not being honest about his condition.  Kamala Harris is chief among those who has not been honest with the American people about Biden's issues.

 

After making bizarre comments before and after a meeting in the Situation Room about the situation in Israel, Biden went with Harris to Pittsburgh for a campaign event with union people.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/09/02/biden-goes-full-on-incoherent-in-pittsburgh-and-what-he-says-about-kamala-being-a-saint-is-incredible-n2178849

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese

 

U.S. — After skeptics questioned Kamala Harris's claim that she once worked at Mcdonald's, researchers have found evidence of her employment — and rapid promotion to shift manager — after a sordid affair with Mayor McCheese.

"It's now clear how Kamala was able to rise through the ranks from a lowly crew member at the fry station to running the entire restaurant in spite of her glaring incompetence," said Journalist Chet Cruggs, who broke the story.  "This seems to be Harris's modus operandi at every place she has worked."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/source-says-kamala-was-promoted-at-mcdonalds-after-having-affair-with-mayor-mccheese

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Exclusive Interview With Kamala Harris

 

With Joe Biden stepping aside from the 2024 presidential race, the Democratic Party has put its money, manpower, and fate in the hands of Kamala Harris.  The Onion sat down with the vice president to discuss her political career, her whirlwind nomination, and her vision for the future of the United States of America.  [...]

 

https://theonion.com/exclusive-interview-with-kamala-harris/

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Panicked Tim Walz Trapped In Football Metaphor For Third Consecutive Day

 

SAVANNAH, GA—His voice growing increasingly hoarse as he entered his 72nd hour of contextualizing the 2024 campaign through sports, vice presidential candidate Tim Walz reportedly panicked Monday while trapped inside a football metaphor for the third consecutive day.

 

"It's the fourth quarter, we're down by a field goal, but we're on offense, we're driving to the end zone, and, boy, do we have the right team to win this—please, help me, help me," Walz reportedly said in a plea to a baffled swing voter, tears spilling from the Minnesota governor's eyes as [...]

 

https://theonion.com/panicked-tim-walz-trapped-in-football-metaphor-for-third-consecutive-day/

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Aides Beg J.D. Vance To Stop Carrying Model Of Woman's Pelvis While Meeting Voters

 

LEXINGTON, KY—Stating that the anatomical facsimile of the female groin was having the opposite of the vice presidential candidate's intended effect, aides begged J.D. Vance on Monday to stop carrying around a model of a woman's pelvis while meeting with voters.

 

"I can't stress enough how much people don't like it when you [...]

https://theonion.com/aides-beg-j-d-vance-to-stop-carrying-model-of-womans-pelvis-while-meeting-voters/

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Fact-Checking The GOP's Claims About Kamala Harris

With the Democratic National Convention complete and election day drawing closer, Donald Trump and his supporters have stepped up their attacks on opponent Kamala Harris.  The Onion fact-checks Republicans' claims about the Democratic nominee.  [...]

https://theonion.com/fact-checking-the-gops-claims-about-kamala-harris/

[Ban Hammer 13,445]

46 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese

 

U.S. — After skeptics questioned Kamala Harris's claim that she once worked at Mcdonald's, researchers have found evidence of her employment — and rapid promotion to shift manager — after a sordid affair with Mayor McCheese.

"It's now clear how Kamala was able to rise through the ranks from a lowly crew member at the fry station to running the entire restaurant in spite of her glaring incompetence," said Journalist Chet Cruggs, who broke the story.  "This seems to be Harris's modus operandi at every place she has worked."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/source-says-kamala-was-promoted-at-mcdonalds-after-having-affair-with-mayor-mccheese

 

[Dashinka 24,654]

Interesting.  Another great reason not to keep a listening device in one’s home.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Alexa is obviously a "Kommie" operative.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Tulsi Gabbard Expertly Reminds Dana Bash Who Should ACTUALLY be the Focus of the Arlington Story (WATCH)

 

Tulsi Gabbard has had quite enough and she is pushing back on the nonsense.  This is a must watch.  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/09/03/tulsi-dana-bash-trump-arlington-n2400500

[TBoneTX 45,663]

This is worth reading and considering.

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What Really Happened to JD Vance in Erie

 

[...]  Vance said that if he was going to discuss any questions related to Abbey Gate, "It's that Kamala Harris is so asleep at the wheel that she won't even do an investigation into what happened, and she wants to yell at Donald Trump because he showed up. ... She can go to hell."

 

His remarks came in response to a reporter's question about an alleged incident that occurred when former President Donald Trump visited Arlington National Cemetery with family members of those who were killed in the attack.

While the "go to hell" quip made headlines, it was all the other things Vance did last Wednesday and the groundswell of support he received that are important in understanding where voters' sentiments lie toward either ticket.  [...]

 

https://townhall.com/columnists/salenazito/2024/09/04/what-really-happened-to-jd-vance-in-erie-n2644270

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Surprise!

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Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, And Barack Obama Back Brazil-Style Censorship

 

[...] Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris and vice presidential candidate Tim Walz both repeatedly endorsed the three main censorship tactics used by the Brazilian government: censorship of election "misinformation," de-platforming political opponents, and cross-platform bans, which ban a person not just from one social media platform but from many or even all of them.  [...]

 

https://x.com/shellenberger/status/1830742234561683628

[TBoneTX 45,663]

10 Ways Kamala Addresses Crowds Of Different Races

 

At this point in the race, Kamala has made it abundantly clear that she is willing and able to deploy literally any accent under the sun she believes will win her votes.  You may be wondering: how in the world does she do it?

Well, never fear, for we public servants at the Babylon Bee have conducted a thorough journalistic investigation and discovered Kamala's top-secret notes for how to address each crowd she encounters.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-kamala-addresses-crowds-of-each-race

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