(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,659]

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James O'Keefe Goes Undercover As Bottle Of Wine To Score Interview With Kamala

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a highly controversial journalistic exposé, Project Veritas founder James O'Keefe recently scored a highly coveted exclusive interview with Kamala Harris by going undercover as a bottle of wine.  Videos captured during O'Keefe's conversation with the Vice-President showed Harris completely at ease during the interview, utterly failing to notice that O'Keefe was anything but a massive bottle of Pinot Noir.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-okeefe-goes-undercover-as-bottle-of-wine-to-score-interview-with-kamala

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Taliban Holds Parade In Honor Of Kamala's Achievements In Afghanistan

 

[...] "We could never have become this strong without Kamala Harris," said Taliban spokesterrorist Hassan Al-Samir.  "Though we were once a rag-tag band of goat herders causing trouble in the mountains, we are now a fully equipped military force.  Thank you, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.  You helped make us what we are today.  Death to America!"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-holds-parade-in-honor-of-kamalas-achievements-in-afghanistan

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The most popular American president in human memory was "incredibly bummed" to realize that he could have stayed in the presidential race if he had just not answered questions or never once spoken to the media.

"Wha…did that broad just get my place — you know, the thing — by not talking to the press?" Biden reportedly stuttered in frustration.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-bummed-to-realize-that-all-he-had-to-do-to-stay-in-race-was-not-answer-questions-or-speak-to-reporters

[Dashinka 24,649]

Since KK is adopting the Maga agenda, can we call her Kamaga now?

[Boiler 45,753]

Has she had a Press Conference yet? Even with the State Controlled Media?

[Pooky 3,821]

5 hours ago, Boiler said:

Has she had a Press Conference yet? Even with the State Controlled Media?

With the propaganda machine in full swing, why would she need to? 
 

[Neonred 3,579]

6 hours ago, Boiler said:

Has she had a Press Conference yet? Even with the State Controlled Media?

Hiding in the basement worked very well for Joe.

I think Kamala's version could be called hiding in plain sight.

 

[Crazy Cat 41,985]

Rasmussen says Trump is leading "comfortably in the national race".  However, many voters are victims of the info operation which currently underway. 

 

 

[Crazy Cat 41,985]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Hiding in the basement worked very well for Joe.

I think Kamala's version could be called hiding in plain sight.

 

Trump is doing another question and answer session right now......

[Ban Hammer 13,442]

best kamala ad yet!

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-fsx-Nuc5r/?igsh=MWRsczk5Z3FvcWt5cw%3D%3D

Edited August 16 by Ban Hammer

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[TBoneTX 45,659]

A Taste of Chicago:  Pro-Hamas Protesters Overwhelm Harris Rally in NYC

 

You better stock up on popcorn this weekend.  The Democratic National Convention will be in Chicago starting August 19 to August 22, and if what happened at the Harris campaign's "New York City Kickoff" is any indication, the Democrats are going to be in for one wild ride.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/08/15/a-taste-of-chicago-harris-rally-in-ny-city-overwhelmed-by-pro-hamas-protesters-n4931667

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Touching:  Kamala Announces Plan To Hang 'Joy' Sign Above Bread Lines

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Beloved presidential candidate Kamala Harris recently unveiled a touching new plan to hang a sign reading "Joy" over every bread line in America if she is elected president.

 

According to her speech, the sign would help encourage Americans who will be forced to wait in miles-long bread lines for a small government handout of watery soup and gluten-free bread.  Several journalists have already embraced Kamala's plan, pointing out the morale boost it will offer the American people.

 

"It's brilliant, actually," said Jim Acosta, a reporter for CNN.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-kamala-announces-plan-to-hang-sign-saying-joy-over-bread-lines

[Dashinka 24,649]

Kinds of dovetails off the BB article above, which is fairly realistic.  My wife often times reminds me of how it was like growing up and living under socialist rule in the USSR (yes, the USSR was a socialist system run by Communists) and it was not very nice.  Now when the USSR fell, chaos reigned which was not much better, but that has subsided some except for the ability of folks like Putin to gain power.  The US and the West could have done more to integrate the former Soviet Union into society, with its vast natural resources, and massive land area, but we did not and instead treated the newly formed Russia as a continuing enemy.  Whatever, it is what it is.

 

No, Socialism Is Not Neighborliness

 

 

The Democrat vice presidential nominee Tim Walz entered the national scene with a passive-aggressive endorsement of government-run economic activity. “One person’s socialism,” the Minnesota governor quipped, “is another person’s neighborliness.”

 

It’s easy for Walz to talk like that, living in a nation where markets allow for an unprecedented accumulation of wealth, food is plentiful, and citizens are comfortable in their standalone suburban homes. Having grown up in Soviet Ukraine, however, I happen to know that socialism does not encourage neighborliness.

 

First, there is the issue of socialist neighborhoods themselves. In the decades following the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution, Soviet leadership forcefully industrialized the backward and rural Russian Empire. The process was as murderous as it was successful: in the few short years of collectivist agriculture, Joseph Stalin diverted food from the countryside to the cities, starving millions. The Holodomor propelled the movement of farmers into urban centers where the USSR scrambled to create factory jobs. Because central planners neglected to design urban areas that would be ready to receive the inflow, the new arrivals ended up clustered in crowded kommunalkas, or communal apartments. It was not unusual for multiple families to share a room, and the number of rooms per apartment could be in the double digits. Some even slept under staircases, Harry Potter–style.

 

https://rlo.acton.org/archives/125802-no-socialism-is-not-neighborliness.html

[Crazy Cat 41,985]

20 minutes ago, Dashinka said:

“One person’s socialism,” the Minnesota governor quipped, “is another person’s neighborliness.”

That, right there, disqualifies him, imo.