(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Yes, They Want Him Dead:  Dem. Rep. Introduces Bill to Make It Easier to Kill Trump

 

Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Racism) on Friday introduced a bill to "terminate United States Secret Service protection for felons."  Thompson evidently doesn't count a competent prose stylist among his handlers, for the "Short Title" of this bill is as verbose as it is grandiose, self-important, and silly: "This Act may be cited," it announces on its first page "as the 'Denying Infinite Security and Government Resources Allocated toward Convicted and Extremely Dishonorable Former Protectees Act' or the 'DISGRACED Former Protectees Act.'"

Thompson's bill stipulates that Secret Service protection "shall terminate for any person upon sentencing following conviction for a Federal or State offense that is punishable for a term of imprisonment of at least one year."  There is an unmistakable hint that the Democrats plan to imprison Trump for at least a year [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/04/20/yes-they-want-him-dead-dem-rep-introduces-bill-to-make-it-easier-to-kill-trump-n4928364

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Wow!  Your reaction to this?

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The Kennedy Family Is Pretty Damn Gross and Still Joe Biden Is Worse

 

[...] In a video that sounds like it was recorded at a party, featuring proof that inherited wealth is not the key to good dental work or attractive genetics, a group of unaccomplished narcissists announced they endorse a man who is accused of rape by a former staffer and of showering with his daughter when she was so old it aided her spiraling into drug addiction.  If it sounds like a bad sitcom, that’s only because it nearly is.  [...]

 

https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2024/04/21/the-kennedy-family-is-pretty-damn-gross-and-still-joe-biden-is-worse-n2638066

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Not the Babylon Bee.

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Biden Baffled in Tampa:  Confuses Woman With Man, Accidentally Tells Truth on Himself in Funny Gaffe

 

[...] But then he tried to attack former President Donald Trump and made a truly funny gaffe, accidentally saying something right in his confusion.

 

"In a sense I don't know why we're surprised by Trump, how many times does he have to prove we can't be trusted?" he said.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/04/23/biden-baffled-in-tampa-confuses-woman-with-man-makes-truly-funny-gaffe-about-trump-n2173205

[TBoneTX 44,669]

The Democrats' Plan To Steal The Presidency For Good

 

While Americans brace for another contentious presidential election, the Democrats have a better idea:  Subvert the Constitution in the name of "democracy."  Once again, the party of the left shows why it's losing Americans' trust.

Quietly but steadily, the Democratic Party has been advancing its latest bold idea to create a uni-party state:  A "National Popular Vote Interstate Compact."  [...]

 

https://issuesinsights.com/2024/04/26/the-democrats-plan-to-steal-the-presidency-for-good/

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Spineless Biden won't condemn antisemitic campus protests

 

[...] The unavoidable conclusion is that the president sees college crowds intimidating Jewish students, and his first thought is, "I can't let this cost me Michigan."  [...]

 

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/apr/25/spineless-biden-wont-condemn-antisemitic-campus-pr/

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Old Joe Biden Pleads for 'Decency,' Whines That Little Kids Give Him Middle Finger 'All The Time'

 

[...] Joe showed up in Scranton in a grumpy mood.  "I've never thought I'd see a time," said the left's second favorite octogenarian (don't forget Bernie; he hasn't forgotten you or your wallet), "when I'm going through a — a neighborhood or a rural town that's in the West and see big signs that have a Trump sign in the middle that says 'F Biden' and having a little kid standing with his middle finger — seven years old, eight years old.  Well, I promise, it happens all the time."

 

Oh, you don't have to promise, Joe.  This may be the first time that you've said something that is completely believable.  Yeah, gosh, it's a terrible shame and all that, but if seven- and eight-year-olds are giving you the finger, maybe instead of blaming Trump for once in your disastrous America-Last presidency, you could look to yourself.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/04/26/old-joe-biden-pleads-for-decency-whines-that-little-kids-give-him-middle-finger-all-the-time-n4928536

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Anybody notice how many hardhats are rallying around Trump in New York?
 

In the midst of trials, President Trump is campaigning, for president.

 

That's not how his legal persecutors planned it.  Their idea with their rushed and perfectly timed prosecutions has always been to keep President Trump tied up in court and unable to campaign.

But that doesn't stop President Trump.  Since he can't go anywhere while the trial is on, he's campaigning where he is, in deep blue New York City, making lemonade out of a load of very sour lemons.

 

And the results are shocking:  [...]

 

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/04/anybody_notice_how_many_hardhats_are_rallying_around_trump_in_new_york.html

[TBoneTX 44,669]

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12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump's VP Pick Is

 

U.S. — A new wave of controversy erupted as 12 women came forward alleging they had been sexually assaulted by whoever Trump's vice presidential pick would end up being.

The damning allegations began to come in despite the fact that Trump has yet to officially name a running mate or even disclose whether the pick is a man or a woman. Sources confirmed at least a dozen highly credible accusers emerged to demand justice against whoever the VP candidate might be.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States

 

U.S. — Following the revelation that a deadly parasite was once removed from his skull, political experts were shocked to learn that the dead worm found in Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s brain was already polling higher than Joe Biden in 11 states.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/dead-worm-found-in-rfk-jrs-brain-already-polling-higher-than-biden-in-11-states

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Biden Strikes Deal Where Hamas Gets To Keep American Hostages In Exchange For Fifteen Votes In Michigan

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what the media hailed as a triumphant victory for diplomacy, President Joe Biden struck a deal where Hamas gets to keep all its American hostages in exchange for Biden receiving 15 votes in Michigan this November.

Political analysts cited the deal as a crucial element in Biden's re-election strategy, with the 15 additional votes he'll receive in Michigan adding to the several hundred thousand untraceable mail-in ballots [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-strikes-deal-where-hamas-gets-to-keep-american-hostages-in-exchange-for-fifteen-votes-in-michigan

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Is This Biden's 'Supermarket Scanner' Moment?

 

Those of us who've been around a while remember when the press made an epic deal out of President George H.W. Bush's apparent amazement at an ordinary grocery store checkout scanner.  It turns out the story was a complete media fabrication, but it fed the narrative that Bush was hopelessly out of touch, and it helped cost him his reelection.

This week, Joe Biden actually did do something that shows he is perhaps the most clueless president in American history.  [...]

 

https://issuesinsights.com/2024/05/10/is-this-bidens-supermarket-scanner-moment/

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Trump Rally Draws Between 80-100k on the Beach in Wildwood, NJ; May Be 'Largest' in 'State History'

 

I wrote about the run-up to former President Donald Trump's speech in Wildwood, New Jersey, that you had people camping out on the beach since Thursday to make sure they got seats at the rally.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/05/11/trump-rally-draws-between-80-100k-on-the-beach-in-wildwood-may-be-largest-in-history-n2174079

[TBoneTX 44,669]

You make your bed, you lie in it.  Or, "out of the bedpan into the..."

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NEW:  Biden Officials Want to Make 2024 DNC Semi-Online to Avoid Their Own Crazed Voting Base

 

In a move that could leave Democrats with a lot of explaining to do, Biden officials are pushing to make the 2024 Democrat National Convention semi-online.  The reason?  They are terrified that their crazed voting base will show up and protest inside the arena, interrupting live speeches for all the world to see.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/05/11/new-biden-officials-want-to-make-2024-dnc-semi-online-to-avoid-their-own-voting-base-n2174049

[TBoneTX 44,669]

OPINION:  Republicans Need to Explain That President Biden Isn't Simply Incompetent; He's a Malicious Liar

 

[...] If we sat here in an attempt to fact-check everything that comes from an interview with President Biden, it would be an exercise in futility.  Time constraints alone would make it so.

But the fact is these aren't 'gaffes' as the media would have you believe.  They aren't the mis-rememberings of a feeble-minded old man.

 

They are lies.  They are intentional.  And they are vicious.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/05/12/opinion-republicans-need-to-explain-that-president-biden-isnt-simply-incompetent-hes-a-malicious-liar-n2174105

[TBoneTX 44,669]

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

 

U.S. — As former President Donald Trump continued to build a sizeable lead in a majority of swing states, the latest polls suggest President Joe Biden would need twice as many fake ballots to win the election this year.

The startling poll results presented the Biden campaign with a sobering reminder that the standard number of fake ballots used in previous election years needed to be increased significantly for him to win again in November.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year