(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[Nous Eb 126]

1 hour ago, Crazy Cat said:

Something I find odd, but not really surprising:  All the leftist Youtubers, who I trolled for the last several last weeks, are no longer to be found on Youtube.....at all.  I stated "Trump is headed for a landslide win" on numerous channels.  Today, I can't find them at all.   They don't even show up in my viewing history. 

That is odd.... Do you remember the channel names?

 

[Nous Eb 126]

So I just want to congratulate you all with this amazing win! They cheated HARD, there is so much that is extremely fishy, and STILL Trump won so hard they could call it quite early! I cried a little when PA was called. Now it is up to team Maga to make sure this country can never be taken over by communists EVER again. 

 

Anyone see Jill Biden vote? Or Joe Biden all of a sudden be completely coherent? 

[Crazy Cat 41,845]

1 minute ago, Nous Eb said:

Or Joe Biden all of a sudden be completely coherent? 

He looked amazingly alert during his speech yesterday. 

[TBoneTX 45,284]

11 hours ago, Nous Eb said:

Anyone see Jill Biden vote?

When Dr. Jill went to vote, she was in an all-red dress (not her usual look, which is the covering of an ugly sofa).

It was hypothesized that she was wearing the MAGA color as an "in your face" to Kommie Harris.

[Nous Eb 126]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

When Dr. Jill went to vote, she was in an all-red dress (not her usual look, which is the covering of an ugly sofa).

It was hypothesized that she was wearing the MAGA color as an "in your face" to Kommie Harris.

 

HAHAHAHAHA covering of an ugly sofa! That is both hilarious and absolutely true!

I have had my crazy theories about Joe Biden being a double agent for a couple of years now, I think we might see soon if those were true all along.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Just now, Nous Eb said:

Joe Biden being a double agent

Only thing double about him is fighting twice as hard for the one functional brain cell available to him, Kommie, and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

[Nous Eb 126]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

Only thing double about him is fighting twice as hard for the one functional brain cell available to him, Kommie, and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

 

He sounded pretty coherent to me in his last press conference!

 

I despise Joe Biden, don't get me wrong. I have a lot of words for him I am probably not allowed to post on this forum. But I do believe he might have helped Trump to make a deal for his crack head son. That plus he despises Cackling Kamala so it was probably a win-win for Sleepy Joe.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Just now, Nous Eb said:

he might have helped Trump to make a deal for his crack head son.

It has been proposed that Bidementia will indeed pardon Trump, then pardon Li'l Crackpipe.

But if Jack Smith is dropping the prosecutions, the former action will carry less weight.

And Federal pardons don't affect State cases.

[Nous Eb 126]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

It has been proposed that Bidementia will indeed pardon Trump, then pardon Li'l Crackpipe.

But if Jack Smith is dropping the prosecutions, the former action will carry less weight.

And Federal pardons don't affect State cases.

 

No I don't think Biden is going to pardon anyone, because I don't believe he has the power to do it (too long of a story and too crazy for this forum but I 100% believe that). That is why I think Biden made a deal or wants a deal with Trump that Trump will pardon some of crack head's crimes in return for some favors. Like completely derailing Kamala's campaign. Not that there was much to begin with, but we can all see Biden was not of much help by calling most Americans garbage and doing press conferences when Kamala held a rally. 

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Early reports from Capitol Hill indicated that President-Elect Donald Trump's upcoming second term was already off to a contentious start, with Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi reportedly drafting articles of impeachment against him for his involvement in the 2024 presidential election.

"He won, and that's against the law," Pelosi said.  "And, quite frankly, he's admitted it.  He's admitted to winning the election, but no one is above the law."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-begins-drafting-articles-of-impeachment

[TBoneTX 45,284]

 

To Protest Trump, Liberal Women Vow To Abstain From Casual Sex, Start Attending Church, Get Married, And Start Families

 

[...] A new social trend known as the "4B" movement directed women to abstain from having sex with men to protest the election.  Liberal women quickly took to the movement after learning Trump had won the election and pledged to stick it to conservatives by choosing to live the type of lifestyle conservatives encourage women to pursue.

 

"Yeah!  Take that MAGATS!" liberal woman Sarah Ostler said.  "We're gonna make you guys pay, bigtime.  I hereby [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-trump-liberal-women-vow-to-abstain-from-casual-sex-start-attending-church-get-married-and-start-families

[TBoneTX 45,284]

Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

 

MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump's victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O'Donnell vowed to continue her sex strike that has already reached 38 years.

O'Donnell made the vow in a video released on social media, promising to carry on her abstinence well past 40 years and into a fifth decade in an effort to show her outrage at Trump's re-election.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/rosie-odonnell-vows-to-continue-38-year-sex-strike

[TBoneTX 45,284]

I especially like #1, #6, & #9.

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The Nation Is Healing:  9 Miraculous Events Since Trump Won The Election

 

Our long national nightmare is over.  Donald Trump has been elected president again and life in the United States — and, indeed, the world — will never be the same again.  Need further proof?  Consider this selection of undeniable miracles that have taken place in just the short time since Trump won the election.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-nation-is-healing-9-miraculous-events-since-trump-won-the-election

[Boiler 45,486]

Makes you wonder how many crazies are out there.

 

Good news if you are in the cat food or boxed wine business.

[Nous Eb 126]

24 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Makes you wonder how many crazies are out there.

 

Good news if you are in the cat food or boxed wine business.

 

I don't think there are that many, they are just so loud and crazy that it's overwhelming and it seems like it's many. Mark Dice had amazing compilations, I will post!