(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[TBoneTX 45,244]

13 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

quite unlikely in overland park......that place leans so far left it almost topples over.

Is Garden City better?   

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Great!  

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Trump Trolls Dems, Drives in Garbage Truck

 

The Democrats' political dumpster fire just got worse, as Donald Trump hilariously replied to Joe Biden's "garbage" insult by driving in a garbage truck "in honor of Kamala [Harris] and Joe Biden."

This week, the trashy tyrant Joe Biden angrily condemned a pro-Trump comedian's joke about Puerto Rico's garbage problem by sputtering, "The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters."  As with Hillary Clinton's "deplorables" crack in 2016, MAGA has already embraced the insult.  And master troller Trump took a ride in a garbage truck with a massive campaign banner on the side.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/10/30/trump-trolls-dems-drives-in-garbage-truck-n4933803

[TBoneTX 45,244]

HOT TAKES:  Reactions to Trump's Garbage Truck Troll Are Terrific, As Dems Cope and Seethe

 

You probably knew it was coming.

President Donald Trump -- the master of trolling -- would have a good response to Joe Biden calling Trump supporters "garbage."  Indeed, he did, sitting in a garbage truck on Wednesday, calling out Biden for insulting millions of Americans and having a lot of fun in the process.

He already showed he has a talent for this with his McDonald's success.  That was about serving the people.

This time it's about cleaning up Washington.  What a great symbolic move it is.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/10/30/hot-takes-the-reactions-to-trumps-garbage-trump-troll-are-terrific-as-dems-seethe-and-cope-n2181318

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Even if you're not crazy about Pres. Trump, his 5-minute video here is completely funny.  I watched it twice and laughed in the same places.

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LEGEND:  Orange Vest-Wearing Trump Tells WI Crowd Hilarious Story of How Garbage Truck Ride Came to Happen

 

[...] as the media and Democrats were busy coping and seething over Trump keeping Biden's "garbage" insult of Trump's supporters in the spotlight, the former president had even more fun with it during the campaign rally, telling the hilarious story of how the garbage truck ride came to be, and how everything happened very fast.

 

At one point, he joked about how [...]

 

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/10/30/watch-trump-cements-absolute-legend-status-telling-story-of-how-the-garbage-truck-ride-came-to-happen-n2181321

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Report:  Millions Of Garbage Bags Seen Lining Up Outside Polling Stations

 

U.S. — In a bizarre sight, tens of millions of garbage bags have been reported gathering outside polling stations across America, eager to cast their vote for former President Donald Trump.

"It's the craziest thing.  These garbage bags started lining up 6 a.m., and they just kept coming," said election worker Dave Stanton, surveying the mile-long line of garbage.  "That's some seriously motivated garbage."

According to exit polls, a remarkable [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-millions-of-garbage-bags-seen-lining-up-outside-polling-station

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Read the last line of this piece.

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Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty

 

U.S. — In a huge boost for the Trump campaign coming into the final week, garbage bag company Hefty announced they will officially be endorsing former President Trump.

"It's such an honor, a tremendous honor," said Trump.  "To have the backing of so much garbage, such wonderful garbage, it means so much."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-scores-coveted-endorsement-from-hefty

[TBoneTX 45,244]

 

 

Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a renewed effort to lower the political temperature amid the lead-up to the presidential election next week, President Joe Biden called on all deplorable garbage Nazis to tone down their rhetoric.

The plea came during a late-night address from the White House, as Biden urged former President Donald Trump's vicious, extremist, domestic terrorist supporters to stop using such derogatory and divisive language to describe their opponents.

"Listen up, you Nazis. Here's the deal," Biden said.  "Dangerous, inflammatory rhetoric has no place in our political discourse.  That's why I'm calling on all of Donald Trump's nasty, disgusting, disease-infested, Hitler-loving, supporters to knock it off.  Got it?"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-deplorable-garbage-nazis-to-tone-down-the-rhetoric

[Dashinka 24,478]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Great!  

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Trump Trolls Dems, Drives in Garbage Truck

 

The Democrats' political dumpster fire just got worse, as Donald Trump hilariously replied to Joe Biden's "garbage" insult by driving in a garbage truck "in honor of Kamala [Harris] and Joe Biden."

This week, the trashy tyrant Joe Biden angrily condemned a pro-Trump comedian's joke about Puerto Rico's garbage problem by sputtering, "The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters."  As with Hillary Clinton's "deplorables" crack in 2016, MAGA has already embraced the insult.  And master troller Trump took a ride in a garbage truck with a massive campaign banner on the side.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/10/30/trump-trolls-dems-drives-in-garbage-truck-n4933803

That was great!

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Kids At Tim Walz's Door Disappointed As He Fills Candy Bags With Tampons

 

ST. PAUL, MN — Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz disappointed trick-or-treaters at his door this year by handing them tampons instead of the traditional candy.

"Here you go!  I'm sure you little girls and boys or whatever you identify as will love a few Tampax-brand tampons," Walz told the costumed children at his door.  "I know you little they/thems could definitely use some feminine products.  Hugs!"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-at-tim-walzs-door-disappointed-as-he-fills-candy-bags-with-tampons

[Dashinka 24,478]

VDH is absolutely right, and I have been saying this for some time.  If a Democrat is labeling their political rival with some form of negative label, fascist, racist, sexist, etc., you can make bank on the fact that it is in fact the Democrats that are actually more accurately described by those labels.

 

Once Joyful Harris Now Goes the Full McCarthyite

 

Recall that fascists hijack law enforcement and the military to suspend constitutional rights and punish enemies. But Trump did neither.

 

Instead, in 2016, a corrupt FBI went after Trump himself during the Obama administration with the bogus Steele dossier.

 

The FBI, which in 2016 had hired the faker Steele, in 2020, fused with social media to suppress accurate news reporting of the embarrassing Hunter Biden laptop scandal.

 

https://amgreatness.com/2024/10/31/once-joyful-harris-now-goes-the-full-mccarthyite/

[Dashinka 24,478]

Hmm, a pretty good analysis.  I loved the part where the US government would question late results in other countries, but are just fine here.

 

Is Trump right to fear election fraud? Cheating has never looked easier

 

 

Federal and state officials appear determined to validate voters’ fears. California recently passed a law preventing local governments from requiring voters to present identification in order to vote. The Department of Justice has filed suits against the states of Alabama and Virginia to keep them from purging ineligible voters, including non-citizens, from its voter rolls. Investigations are underway in Pennsylvania where two counties are reporting evidence of large-scale voter registration fraud. And, according to Michigan officials, there is a “nationwide issue” with voting terminals preventing voters from making certain selections on their ballots.

 

It seems that, as in 2020, the 2024 election will stretch out past election day. Officials from key battleground states, including Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina and Pennsylvania, have already warned of delays in announcing results. Fox News Channel’s Decision Desk anticipates at least a four-day delay before it makes a final call. To mollify, or mislead, voters, Pennsylvania’s Department of State posted on X that “Pennsylvanians won’t always know the final results of all races on election night. Any changes in results that occur as counties continue to count ballots are not evidence that an election is ‘rigged’.”

 

 

But delaying the announcement of election results is typically seen the world over as evidence of fraud. US officials once saw it that way, too, at least up until the 2020 election when contesting election results became grounds for indicting Trump, his lawyers, and other top aides.

 

For instance, delays in announcing the results of the first round of Peru’s 2000 election — which included three days for the presidential race, more than a month for congressional contests, and a “mysterious” lapse in the transport of ballot boxes to vote count centres — caught the Clinton administration’s attention. A State Department spokesman warned the Peruvian government “to take every possible measure to ensure that the next round of voting fully meets democratic standards of openness, transparency and fairness”.

 

https://unherd.com/2024/11/is-trump-right-to-fear-election-fraud/

[TBoneTX 45,244]

This is a bit cart-before-horse, but the ideas sound appealing, huh?

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The true impact Elon Musk could have if he's appointed to serve by Trump

 

Donald Trump has announced that, if elected, he will ask tech billionaire Elon Musk to lead a "government efficiency commission" that will conduct "a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government" and make "recommendations for drastic reforms."

The idea for such a commission was apparently suggested by Musk himself — and even before Election Day, he is eager to get started.

"Can't wait," he posted on X, the social-media platform formerly known as Twitter, which he happens to own.  Musk believes there's "a lot of needless waste and regulation in government that needs to go."  [...]

 

https://nypost.com/2024/10/31/opinion/the-true-impact-elon-musk-could-have-if-hes-appointed-to-serve-by-trump/

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Nation Anxiously Waits To See Which Side Will Be Denying Election Results

 

[...] Though the country remained deeply divided on a wide range of issues, Americans from across the political spectrum were eager to see which party would be left refusing to accept the outcome of the hotly contested presidential race.

 

"It's so suspenseful not to know which side will reject the new president," said Fox News political commentator Brit Hume.  "It's the most exciting part of every presidential election now, waiting to see which side will say the election was rigged and stolen.  Will it be Russia's fault?  The Dominion voting machines?  Republicans suppressing urban voters?  Democrats illegally stuffing ballot drop boxes?  We're all waiting with bated breath to find out next week."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-anxiously-waits-to-see-which-side-will-be-denying-election-results

[TBoneTX 45,244]

 

453rd Election Mailer Changes Man's Mind

 

ROGERS, AR — Nearing the end of what has been a whirlwind election season, one candidate in a race won over what could potentially be the deciding vote, as a 453rd election mailer changed a local man's mind.

Norm Cross had remained staunchly on the fence about the race for a vacant seat on the City Council, unable to decide between Linda Breckenridge and Pat Dorton.  Fate swung in Dorton's favor, however, as the 453rd flyer sent to Cross's house sealed the deal.

"This one really convinced me," Cross said.  "I [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/453rd-election-mailer-changes-mans-mind

[TBoneTX 45,244]

10 Things You Should Do One Last Time Before Trump Institutes A Totalitarian State

 

Trump is on the verge of seizing power once again and becoming Hitler a second time.  He will be banning all the things that our forefathers fought for:  life, liberty, and the right to unlimited abortions.

So hug your kids and hold on to your loved ones tight.  Here are ten things you should do before Trump bans them forever:  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/things-you-should-do-one-last-time-before-trump-institutes-a-totalitarian-state