(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[Dashinka 24,480]

Officer Tatum makes so much sense.  Trump needs to stay away from this, and let the surrogates on social media handle the lifting on these topics.

 

‘Left-leaning lunatic’ Kamala Harris ‘does not understand black struggle in America’, fumes Brandon Tatum

 

In a fuming rant, Tatum said: "Kamala Harris's track record is abysmal, and I think that she's going to get exposed on these things.

 

"Kamala Harris is not a qualified candidate, and the only reason she is in her position is because she's allegedly black and she's a woman. You can virtue signal as long as you want, but when you get down to the meat and potatoes of what's going on, the American people want to hear some actual tangible things.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/left-leaning-lunatic-kamala-harris-does-not-understand-black-struggle-in-america-fumes-brandon-tatum/ar-BB1qLPyy

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I'm willing to bet on this guy's opinions being accurate.  Comments?

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Washington Riots Just a Preview of What Awaits Dems in Chicago

 

The anti-Israel violence and vandalism last week in Washington, D.C., merely hints at what might await Democrats in Chicago later this month.  The infamous mayhem at the 1968 Democratic National Convention already ensured that protests would be a storyline, but the lax law enforcement in Chicago and other cities run by Democrats has set the stage for a reprise of 1968.

Last week's lawlessness in Washington must not be brushed away simply as protests.  What began as marches through the city's streets culminated in riots. Organizers had vowed a "day of rage."  They delivered on that promise.  [...]

 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/08/01/washington_riots_just_a_preview_of_what_awaits_dems_in_chicago_151367.html

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent

 

WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent.

The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-meets-with-kamala-to-help-her-improve-her-black-accent

[TBoneTX 45,259]

It's Kommie.

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Kamala Harris Grabs Enough Biden Delegates to Clinch Democrat Presidential Nomination

 

Vice-President Kamala Harris has now taken enough of President Joe Biden's delegates to clinch the Democrat nomination for president next week.

Despite grabbing all of Biden's delegates and never winning a primary, Harris is now at the top of the ticket, after party insiders removed her boss from the race for president.

 

According to Democratic National Convention Chair Jaime Harrison, Harris was able to acquire the minimum 2,350 votes needed, after a 9 a.m. virtual roll call began on August 2.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2024/08/02/kamala-steals-enough-biden-delegates-to-take-nomination-next-week-n4931309

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Someone jumped Kommie's gun!

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BREAKING:  Kamala Harris VP Pick Leaked by Incompetent Philly City Staffer

 

Kamala Harris' vice presidential pick was leaked on Friday due to an incompetent staffer not understanding how to schedule posts on social media. 

 

In a move that will no doubt rankle the Harris campaign, a video promoting Josh Shapiro as the choice was pushed out by the X account owned by Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle Parker.  It was immediately apparent that the post was meant to be scheduled for early next week when Harris is set to join Parker and others in the city to officially announce the VP pick.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/08/02/breaking-kamala-harris-vp-pick-leaked-by-incompetent-staffer-n2177679

[TBoneTX 45,259]

White House Assures Journalists They Only Have To Pretend Kamala Is Likable For A Couple More Months

 

[...] "Don't worry, you don't have to do this forever," one White House insider told reporters.  "We just have to make people think she's a bright, likable person until they cast their votes… or until we cast their votes for them, am I right?  But for real though, once the election is over, you can stop trying so hard."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-assures-journalists-they-only-have-to-pretend-kamala-is-likable-for-a-couple-more-months

 

[Pooky 3,780]

I’m pretty sure this ISN’T what should be regarded as a coherent election strategy. Kudos to Secretary of Defence Lloyd Austin for revoking their plea deals, but who on Earth thought that granting plea deals for those accused of murdering 2986 people on 9/11 was a good idea in the first place?

 

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/pentagon-chief-revokes-plea-deal-with-three-sept-11-suspects-2024-08-03/#:~:text=Aug 2 (Reuters) - U.S.,prison at Guantanamo Bay%2C Cuba.

 

Given the overwhelming and bipartisan reaction, whoever thought taking the death penalty off the table has some explaining to do.

 

And the claims from the White House that they were not involved ring distinctly hollow. There is no way a decision of this magnitude could have been taken, and then publicised, without their knowledge and approval.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

14 hours ago, Pooky said:

There is no way a decision of this magnitude could have been taken, and then publicised, without their knowledge and approval.

Not saying that this happened, but sometimes people and organizations are so dumb that they can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

These people are shamelessly hypocritical.

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Josh Shapiro Doesn't Want You To Know This About Him

 

It seems inevitable that Gov. Josh Shapiro (D-Pa.) is going to be chosen as Kamala Harris's running mate.

Assuming this is correct, the goal of selecting Shapiro is to put Pennsylvania back in play for the Democratic ticket—if not completely out of play for Donald Trump.  But, Shapiro's Jewish heritage and pro-Israel positions are likely to cause a real problem with the far left.  Shapiro is one of the only candidates that is outwardly auditioning to be Kamala's running mate, and sadly, he's already trying to memory-hole his support of Israel.  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/08/03/josh-shapiro-doesnt-want-you-to-know-this-about-himself-n4931311

[TBoneTX 45,259]

This actually sounds feasible.  What are your thoughts?

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Kamala Harris Just Handed Donald Trump a Golden Opportunity Regarding the Debates

 

As RedState reported, Donald Trump challenged Kamala Harris to a debate on Fox News, and it didn't take long for her to scoff at the idea.  That has now handed the former president a golden opportunity.

 

The controversy at play centers on a previously scheduled debate on ABC News.  That was unilaterally set up by Joe Biden back when he was in the race.  Trump, recognizing his opponent's supreme weakness, accepted the lopsided terms when the dare to show up was made.  With Biden having dropped out of the race, logic would dictate that debate agreement no longer exists.

 

Harris doesn't agree, and with the help of the press, she's been caterwauling about how Trump is scared to show up to a debate she never negotiated.  Just like the Democratic Party nomination, the vice president once again wants to have everything handed to her on a silver platter with no discussion involved.  To this point, Trump has chosen to not play along.

 

Should he, though?  Because I think there's a chance here to upstage Harris in a way that leaves her completely flat-footed.  [...]

 

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/08/03/kamala-harris-just-handed-donald-trump-a-golden-opportunity-regarding-the-debates-n2177711

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Kamala Bravely Fields Hard-Hitting Questions From Reporters About Where She Got That Adorable Blouse

 

WASHINGTON, DC — Vice President Kamala Harris stood strong under extraordinary pressure from the mainstream media in a recent press conference where she was peppered with hard-hitting questions such as "Ms. Harris, where did you get that adorable blouse?"  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-bravely-fields-hard-hitting-questions-from-reporters-about-where-she-got-that-adorable-blouse

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Zing!   

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‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate

 

WASHINGTON, DC — Democrats have boldly declared President Trump to be scared of debating, just a month after their last candidate was forced to quit politics forever after a debate with Trump.

"After our candidate called off the second debate and quit the campaign entirely, now Donald Trump wants to negotiate a new debate with our new candidate.  What a chicken!" said Democratic strategist Ben Marlow.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-scared-to-debate-says-party-whose-last-candidate-had-to-quit-politics-after-debate

[TBoneTX 45,259]

DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka

 

U.S. — In order to put any questions about her ethnic background to rest, Vice President Kamala Harris took a DNA test which ultimately revealed that she is almost entirely composed of vodka.

"Essentially, Harris has just a little bit of Jamaican and Indian DNA swimming around in an ocean of Tito's," explain geneticist Dr. John Stalks.  "There's also just tiny bit of tonic water to round it all out."  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/dna-test-reveals-kamala-harris-actually-98-vodka

[Pooky 3,780]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka

Funny, I thought it was Gavin Newsom who was related to Nancy Pelosi, not Kamala. 🤔

[Boiler 45,445]

We know she is 50% Tamil

 

The rest well:

 

But according to a more precise study conducted by the local University of the West Indies - Jamaica's population is more accurately 76.3% African descent or Black, 15.1% Afro-European ( or locally called the Brown Man or Browning Class) , 3.4% East Indian and Afro-East Indian, 3.2% Caucasian, 1.2% Chinese and 0.8% Other

 

We know her father's ancestors were slave traders and he looks to have more of a sun tan than being black anyway.

 

 

Now I know the Dems go by the one drop rule, wonder if I qualify? Obviously will be identifying as such for reparations.

Edited August 5 by Boiler