(Master Thread) 2024 Election Strategies, Issues, & Candidates [merged threads]

[Pooky 3,652]

6 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Yeah, I saw things like #proofoflife, etc. were trending on X.

How can the current President of the United States be absent from public view and, apparently, his professional duties for six days, without explanation?

 

This is looking more and more like a case of the Kremlin Flu.

[Dashinka 24,018]

1 hour ago, Pooky said:

How can the current President of the United States be absent from public view and, apparently, his professional duties for six days, without explanation?

 

This is looking more and more like a case of the Kremlin Flu.

And to top it off, there is magically a new candidate on the Democrat side that has never actually won a single vote from a primary voter.  Democracy!

[TBoneTX 44,391]

15 hours ago, Dashinka said:

“Working for Harris is a nightmare, not just because she rides her staff hard, but also because she does so without the competence, decisiveness, and effectiveness that inspires people in politics to suffer under demanding bosses,”

Same could be said for Queen Sheila Jackson Lee, who just died of pancreatic cancer.

Several potential successors, all vomit-level, include slimy former Houston mayor Sylvester Turner.

[Ban Hammer 13,083]

 

[TBoneTX 44,391]

'Succession by Defenestration':  Jonathan Turley Slams Dems' Disposal of Biden, Coronation of Harris

 

As I was writing the headline, I first thought about going with "The King Is 'Dead,' Long Live the Queen" — with "dead" being in quotes so as not to suggest cognitively vacant Joe Biden was actually dead.

 

Then, after reading George Washington University Law Professor and Fox News legal analyst Jonathan Turley's column about how the Democrat Party — after three-and-a-half years of telling us Joe Biden was sharp as a tack — unceremoniously threw the poor guy under the bus, and then raced to endorse word-salad queen Kamala Harris as their 2024 presidential nominee, I had to go with Turley's "defenestration" — a perfect metaphor for what we saw happen.

As defined by Brittanica, "defenestration" refers to "the act of throwing someone out of a window.  Today it is more commonly used to describe the removal of someone from a position of power."

Turley put it this way (emphasis, mine): [...]

 

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2024/07/23/succession-by-defenestration-jonathan-turley-slams-democrats-disposal-of-biden-coronation-of-harris-n2177273

[TBoneTX 44,391]

WOW, Democrats Have OFFICIALLY Thrown Biden Under the Bus --> New Hur Case Transcripts MAGICALLY Show UP

 

Well well well, look at that.  Seems the wheels are well and truly coming off the Biden train and the people who have been working so hard to protect him over the years are officially tossing him under the bus,  [...]

 

https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/07/23/hur-report-hoo-boy-n2398730

[TBoneTX 44,391]

'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candidate No One Voted For

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic leaders have stated that Donald Trump will destroy democracy, and in order to stop him, their party will endorse a candidate who has never received a single vote in a primary election.

"Oh, yeah, if Trump gets in the White House, it's all over," stated Gayle Quimble, a staffer for Kamala Harris.  "That's why we hand-selected a very special candidate outside the democratic process in order to beat him.  Democracy itself depends on it!"

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-will-destroy-democracy-says-party-endorsing-candidate-that-didnt-receive-a-single-vote

[TBoneTX 44,391]

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'We Applaud Caesar For Doing The Right Thing And Stepping Down,' Says Senator Holding Bloody Knife

 

CURIA OF POMPEY, ROME — As details from the recent Senatorial scuffle continue to be investigated, official sources from the Senate say that Senator Gaius Cassius has come forward, bloody knife in hand, to affirm that the senators of the Roman Republic "applaud former Dictator Julius Caesar for his decision to do the right thing and step down."

Cassius and his fellow senator Marcus Junius Brutus, who were both present at a hastily organized retirement party for Caesar, said that the former Emperor who had not been seen for the last six days displayed "true patriotism" in selflessly bowing out.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-applaud-caesar-for-doing-the-right-thing-and-stepping-down-says-senator-holding-bloody-knife

[Dashinka 24,018]

3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

 

Summed it all up.  Trump needs to hire Tulsi to prep him for upcoming debates, and every ad he and the GOP runs needs to be Kamala’s own words.

[Ban Hammer 13,083]

 

[Pooky 3,652]

Target demographic ✅

 

 

Messaging ❌

[TBoneTX 44,391]

This is entertaining and pointed.

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Obama Leaves No Fingerprints Behind

 

Seconds after Barack Obama's knife was removed from Joe Biden's back—the current president having caved to the coup plotter's demands by stepping down from his re-election campaign–the Obama Left turned on their maudlin fire hose full blast.

They soaked America with overwhelming, treacly sentimentality to lock her in as the Democrat party nominee no one voted for.

It came out of that hose so forcefully that we could hardly breathe.  It came out so forcefully that we forgot there was such a thing called democracy.  And that it dies in darkness.

The breathless story they told was that Biden was heroic, like George Washington yet even more so, a selfless, magnanimous, epic American patriot who loved his country more than he loved himself.

"Joe Biden's record of accomplishments is unmatched in modern history," said his replacement, Vice President Kamala Harris  majestically.  "Yes, you may clap."  [...]

 

https://johnkassnews.com/obama-leaves-no-fingerprints-behind/

[TBoneTX 44,391]

By The Way, Kamala Harris Is A Dangerous Authoritarian

 

With some hard work, pluck, the right boyfriend, and a bit of genetic luck, Kamala Harris has found her way onto the presidential ballot without having to secure a single primary vote.  Don't tell me the American Dream is dead.

 

Sure, Harris is a demagogue who speaks in cringy, swirling, impenetrable platitudes.  And sure, according to Joe Biden, Kamala was an identity hire.  But "Morning Joe" says we're not supposed to talk about any of that.  So, let's discuss her record and stated positions.

 

It seems like a lifetime ago that Biden named Harris his running mate.  What you may not recall is that the media tried to gaslight us into believing the California senator was another apolitical dealmaker.  [...]

 

https://thefederalist.com/2024/07/23/by-the-way-kamala-harris-is-a-dangerous-authoritarian/

[TBoneTX 44,391]

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10 Questions We Dare the Media to Ask Kamala Harris

 

[...] In no particular order, when the Harris Honeymoon comes to a close, here are the 10 questions we dare the media to ask the Vice President:  [...]

 

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2024/07/24/ten-questions-we-dare-the-media-to-ask-kamala-harris-n4931022

[TBoneTX 44,391]

This objectively sounds like a problem.

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Democrats Seem Pretty Nervous About Kamala Losing Her War Chest

 

Within hours of President Joe Biden announcing he was suspending his 2024 campaign for the White House, which he did through a letter posted on X, his campaign quickly moved to change from the "Biden for President" to the "Harris for President" on official Federal Election Commission forms.  They did this so Harris can access nearly $100 million in already raised campaign funds.

 

But according to FEC Commissioner Sean Cooksey, a transfer of funds to Harris isn't that simple.  [...]

 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2024/07/24/harris-campaign-likely-breaking-federal-election-law-do-they-care-n2642445