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I hope they use the large attachment on the colonoscopy apparatus.

I can imagine the scene in the surgical ward... "we're gonna need the larger attachment, seems that we have a HUGE arsehole here!".

Mags, you're bad! :lol:

I have my moments.... :lol:

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Perhaps they will find some WMD's
I hope they use the large attachment on the colonoscopy apparatus.

I can imagine the scene in the surgical ward... "we're gonna need the larger attachment, seems that we have a HUGE arsehole here!".

priceless! :innocent:

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I hope they use the large attachment on the colonoscopy apparatus.

I can imagine the scene in the surgical ward... "we're gonna need the larger attachment, seems that we have a HUGE arsehole here!".

Actually I hope for his sake they shove the tube in the right hole. After all, $hit comes out of both ends ;)

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Bush, #######...the only one missing is COLIN Powell.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Bush, #######...the only one missing is COLIN Powell.

Colin Powell is the one who should be getting a colinoscopy :P

sounds like a gay porn movie :lol:

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I should have said - Bush is so up his own ####### anyway I wonder why it is necessary. Surely he can see the inside of his lower intestine each time he opens his eyes :lol:

Maybe he just forgot to bring a light. :whistle:

Yep. A box of safety matches...

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This is going to be the mother of all colonoscopies. Shock and awe. :thumbs:

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If they find something bad I hope he doesn't send 25,000 US troops in for a preemptive strike.

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Bush will transfer power during the procedure? Will this become his party trick? Ladies and gentlemen, I will now, with a 5 foot endoscope shoved up my rectum sign over control of the US to my aged friend with the itchy trigger finger.

As long as Cheney doesn't sit on THE BUTTON we'll be fine...maybe...umm :P

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Bush has the WMDs hiding up his colon corn hole. :jest:

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