VAWA, Part 26

[TBoneTX 45,579]

15 minutes ago, Koi1 said:

I’m about to break down. It’s torture

Hang in there.  Keep the faith.  Everything WILL turn out all right.  

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Wednesday means that it's time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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THE BLONDE'S POINT

 

A blonde became sick and tired of blonde jokes.  She was determined to show her husband that not all blondes were stupid.

 

The next day, after her husband had left for work, she decided to paint a couple of rooms in their house.

 

Her husband came home at 5:30 and smelled the odor of paint.  He walked into the living room and saw his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat -- wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

 

"Are you OK?" he asked.

"I'm great!" she replied.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are stupid.  So I painted the house!"

 

"That's wonderful, honey -- thank you!" he said.  "Just one question, though... why are you wearing your ski jacket over your fur coat?"

 

"Well, the directions on the can of paint said, 'For best results, put on two coats.'"

 

[Sorrowhope 71]

On 3/7/2023 at 1:07 PM, sandranj said:

Did you file a motion to terminate the removal ? .In order for the USCIS to adjudicate your case the removal must be terminated prior Uscis adjudication.

Nope I didn’t file , what I know , my attorney didn’t file they told me first we will get receipt (I-485)  from uscis and then we will file a motion to terminate the removal .

Uscis received my I-485 file  2 weeks ago How long it will take to receive a receipt from them? How is process after they received I-485?

Edited March 16, 2023 by Hope21

[Gratefulone 23]

Any has a guesstimate for how long Vermont takes to transfer a case after approval?

[Sandra G. 5,054]

10 hours ago, Hope21 said:

Nope I didn’t file , what I know , my attorney didn’t file they told me first we will get receipt (I-485)  from uscis and then we will file a motion to terminate the removal .

Uscis received my I-485 file  2 weeks ago How long it will take to receive a receipt from them? How is process after they received I-485?

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It can take 30/90 days .

[Sandra G. 5,054]

11 minutes ago, Gratefulone said:

Any has a guesstimate for how long Vermont takes to transfer a case after approval?

Usually they transfer the case 

within 30 days, but legally speaking they can take even 90 days to transfer.

[Koi1 19]

Is there someone who has experience filling their own application who can help me step by step on how to file my own adjustment packet? My insane attorney decided to charge me $2500 more, $3500 if i request fee waiver, just to file and not even to attend the interview for adjustment if I’m requested to go. #######!!! 
As if me asking for fee waiver means i have more money to spend on her. 
 

i have never filed anything on my own and i need all the help i can find. 

[Keepinghope 32]

Hello

my case was finally approved after so long!!

Vawa submitted Dec 6 2019 and it was approved on march 10 2023!! Just waiting for the next step! Keep the hope alive for those waiting, your turn will surely come! 

[TBoneTX 45,579]

58 minutes ago, Keepinghope said:

my case was finally approved after so long!!

Yee-HAAAAA!   

 

[Note to T-B.'s self:  Jokes worked again... jokes worked again...  ]

[CDIRL 32]

I just received RFE for I-693 for Medicals.

 

I received all my mandatory shots in Ireland while in Elementary School (MMR/Polio/HiB/ Hep B) but they don't keep a national database of vaccination history.

 

Will this be a problem when I go for my medical, or will they be able to tell from my blood work that I have had these vaccinations?

 

Thanks

 

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone 🇮🇪

[TBoneTX 45,579]

2 minutes ago, CDIRL said:

Will this be a problem when I go for my medical

Can you get your clinic(s) in Ireland to supply a list of your vaccinations, on letterhead, stamped or signed?

Do you have a vaccination record or copy of the I-693 from your earlier immigration paperwork?

5 minutes ago, CDIRL said:

will they be able to tell from my blood work that I have had these vaccinations?

Doctors can perform titer tests, but these are tedious and probably expensive.  For some of the shots, the timing might be medically appropriate for you to get boosters.  Your county medical service may be able to provide these at reasonable cost.

7 minutes ago, CDIRL said:

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone 🇮🇪

May the luck o' the Irish wash over you and everyone on this forum.  

As for me, I shall go out and beat the bushes, looking for leprechauns.

     Sincerely,

    T-O'Bone

[CDIRL 32]

32 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Can you get your clinic(s) in Ireland to supply a list of your vaccinations, on letterhead, stamped or signed?

Do you have a vaccination record or copy of the I-693 from your earlier immigration paperwork?

Doctors can perform titer tests, but these are tedious and probably expensive.  For some of the shots, the timing might be medically appropriate for you to get boosters.  Your county medical service may be able to provide these at reasonable cost.

May the luck o' the Irish wash over you and everyone on this forum.  

As for me, I shall go out and beat the bushes, looking for leprechauns.

     Sincerely,

    T-O'Bone

 

I'm currently in the US and my I-131 has expired, so not opportunity to go back to Ireland unfortunately. In Ireland, I received all my vaccinations through a national program, which was provided by the health department, who are also the ones who don't keep a national database. Go figure!

 

[TBoneTX 45,579]

6 minutes ago, CDIRL said:

a national program, which was provided by the health department, who are also the ones who don't keep a national database

Sounds as efficient as the U.S. government is.   

 

Can a family member procure the vaccination records for you?

If not, titer tests or getting booster shots may be the only option.

 

If you get more than one shot at once, don't drink beer until you're sure the injection sites have healed up.

Don't want to waste any beer by having it all leak out.  

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Sunday!  Time for our lucky and hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

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THE DICTIONARY OF TRUTH

 

Calories, n. - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

 

Synonym, n. - a word used in place of the one that you can't spell

 

Money Can't Buy Happiness, phr. - a saying created by poor people to help curb their jealousy of the rich

 

Feet, n. pl. - a device used for finding Legos in the dark

 

WebMD, n. - something that makes a mild cold into a deadly disease that will kill you within 24 hours

 

Balanced Diet, n. - one cheeseburger in each hand

 

That's Nice, phr. - what you say when you're talking on the phone and you zone out in the middle of the other person's story

 

Best Friends, n. pl. - the people you can get mad at for only a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them

 

Cell Phone, n. - a device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself

 

Golf, n. - an excuse for old fat men to say that they still play a sport

 

Relationship, n. - the state of putting up with someone else's (usually of the opposite sex's) bullpoop for a very long period of time

 

Pets, n. pl. - the only members of your family that you really like

 

Poor, adj. - when you have too much month at the end of your money

 

Tomorrow, n. - the best time to do everything that you had planned for today

 

Vegetarian, n. - a bad hunter; someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats

 

Clapping, v. - repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments

 

Bachelor, n. - a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

 

[Pinkrlion 2,724]

On 3/17/2023 at 8:21 PM, CDIRL said:

I just received RFE for I-693 for Medicals.

 

I received all my mandatory shots in Ireland while in Elementary School (MMR/Polio/HiB/ Hep B) but they don't keep a national database of vaccination history.

 

Will this be a problem when I go for my medical, or will they be able to tell from my blood work that I have had these vaccinations?

 

Thanks

 

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone 🇮🇪

Without proof they will have you redo the shots