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TBoneTX   45,201

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It is Wednesday -- time for our laugh-inducing, tension-relieving, approval-evoking* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:

     *if correlation = causation

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THE MENTAL-HEALTH HOTLINE

 

"Hello, and welcome to the mental-health hotline.

 

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

 

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
 

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

 

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.  Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

 

If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

 

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

 

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press; no one will answer.

 

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

 

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until a representative comes on the line.

 

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, Social Security Number, and your mother's maiden name.

 

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

 

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep.  Or after the beep.  Please wait for the beep.

 

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.  All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

 

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9...

:P 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1 hour ago, Poupis said:

How long does it takes to c31 card to be mailed after “new card is being produced” update? 

I got this message last Friday under my I360 and this Monday it changed to Case Approved 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳  

Heartly congratulation, you ll get the card within a week.

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@God is a good God @asimove I am confused, correct me if i am wrong, We suppose to send 601 to Vermont right? even is Asimove sent it to TX, we still need to send some letter to local office? 

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18 minutes ago, Gratefulone said:

When your I-485 under extensive review, what does this mean?

Does it really say extensive? Or "case is being actively reviewed"? Either way, I don't believe it means much. Just a filler status when nothing much is happening.

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TBoneTX   45,201

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5 hours ago, Poupis said:

new card is being produced

Yee-HAAAAA!  :dance: 

[Note to T-B.'s self:  Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... :P ]

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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@God is a good God @asimove I am confused, correct me if i am wrong, We suppose to send 601 to Vermont right? even is Asimove sent it to TX, we still need to send some letter to local office? 

Hi... if your applying first time with I-485 then you send it to Vermont... but if you already done you 485 interview, and they request you for 601... so any case in action of 485 goes to TX.... in simple word... without their asking, it goes to Vermont.... currently in process of 485 goes to TX.... 2 address in TX... 1 for only USPS....2nd for FEDEX n UPS

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@God is a good God @asimove I am confused, correct me if i am wrong, We suppose to send 601 to Vermont right? even is Asimove sent it to TX, we still need to send some letter to local office? 

 

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7 minutes ago, asimove said:

Hi... if your applying first time with I-485 then you send it to Vermont... but if you already done you 485 interview, and they request you for 601... so any case in action of 485 goes to TX.... in simple word... without their asking, it goes to Vermont.... currently in process of 485 goes to TX.... 2 address in TX... 1 for only USPS....2nd for FEDEX n UPS

3 stages 3 locations   #1 with VAWA   #2 with 485  #3 if pending decision on 485 ( you deside your stage )

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Hi guys, I filed my denied I485 (still waiting on why) in NYC, had my “hold in abeyance” interview in NYC during Covid but I moved to Miami during Covid and changed my address back then and changed back to NYC a year ago when I came back. Now, my senator said my denial came from MIAMI field office… 

 

are denials come from the field office or Vermont? Why is my denial coming from Miami and not NYC where I filed, interviewed and moved back?

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