America's Secret Government by Proxy

[Ban Hammer 13,655]

44 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I did an OER for a Warrant one time. CWO XXX exceeded at eating MRE's , breathing oxygen and staying well hidden.  Not joking 

"There is no National emergency, real or imagined, that merits retention of this member."

* His / her Soldiers follow him out of curiosity alone
* Private trapped in an NCOs body
* Continues to set lows standards and fails to achieve them
* Can successfully inhale and exhale in sequence without supervision
* Routinely laces boots without causing loss of circulation to feet
* Surfs social media on his cellphone better than any other E-6 I've observed
* Maintains steady temperature in whatever chair he is occupying

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be."

"Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistantly fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts the better."

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

A room temperature IQ.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

Bright as Alaska in December.

One-celled organisms out-score him in IQ tests.

Donated his body to science before he was done using it.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

He's so dense, light bends around him.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

One neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

 

 

 

 

[Dashinka 24,892]

On 9/3/2022 at 9:25 PM, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

A top secret clearance,  does not necessarily mean you have access to sensitive James Bond info.

 

I had a top secret clearance when I worked in a brigade S2 shop.  The only thing I ever saw when they opened the safe was a Booby Trap Manuel.  I saw the same Manuel for sale at the surplus store a few weeks later.

 

 

So you are saying a lot of federal government information is grossly over-classified?

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,386]

2 hours ago, Dashinka said:

So you are saying a lot of federal government information is grossly over-classified?

Ban might have a better grasp on that, but yeah probably 

[LIBrty4all 3,754]

4 hours ago, Dashinka said:

So you are saying a lot of federal government information is grossly over-classified?

WAY over-classified.  And a lot of "top secret" stuff became unclassified very quickly.

That does NOT relieve Hilary of her atrocities with her personal email server.