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So true.

 

10 Things You Can Do With $150K Instead Of Paying A College To Brainwash Your Kid

 

 

Here are some things you can do with all that money instead:

  1. Buy a Disney+ subscription: Disney+ offers pretty much the same brainwashing benefits of a college education but it also has Star Wars.
  2. Give them a smartphone and just walk away: Their brains will be mush within hours.
  3. Pay a transgender feminist Communist with pink hair to live in your home for 4 years and undermine everything you say: Throw in a little extra and you've got yourself an okay housekeeper. Two birds with one stone!
  4. Fly your kids out to Russia for a totally legal lobotomy from Dr. Dimitri Kozlov: No one butchers a brain like ole' Dimitri! Except for maybe Harvard.
  5. Read the collected works of Ibram X. Kendi: In order to raise antiracists, you'll have to become racist. Don't try and make sense of it.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-you-can-do-with-150k-instead-of-paying-a-college-to-brainwash-your-kid

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