The Official daily Elon is the New Trump attack thread

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1 hour ago, ROK2USA said:

You spoke about people finding info to show Musk as a terrible racist that racists the racists and I'm showing you they have a slam dunk because he lived in SA.

It doesn't matter if he was the perfect "white" who only helped his domestic workers... because he a white SA people can twist his life into a racist racist who racisted. 

It doesn't really sound like he gives a you know what what people think about him.  The Left is already calling him a racist, so it makes sense he switches to the GOP side.

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Elon Musk Replaces Horn Sound On All Teslas With ‘Let's Go Brandon’

 

 

STARBASE, TX—After Tweeting today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and will be voting Republican in coming elections, many had questions regarding whether or not the Tesla line would be affected. His follow-up Tweet announced a mandatory software update on all Tesla products: effective tomorrow, the horns of all Tesla vehicles will blast “Let’s Go Brandon” instead of the traditional honking sound.

 

“Go to Controls > Software > Updates and follow the onscreen instructions for your vehicle to receive its required upgrade,” Musk said via Twitter. “Software update 2022.12.3.11 is in compliance with regulations enforcing that car horns cause enough auditory offense to startle and warn other drivers. You're welcome!”

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-replaces-the-horn-sound-on-all-teslas-with-lets-go-brandon

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4D Space Chess: Elon Musk Switches Back To Democratic Party, Harassment Accusations Immediately Withdrawn

 

STARBASE, TX—Talk about a 4D space chess move: Elon Musk has just announced he is returning to the Democratic Party just days after he moved over to the Republican Party. As soon as he made the switch back to the liberal political party, the sexual harassment allegation published by the media was withdrawn, the accuser apologized, and Musk was granted $30 million in reparations for the "false and damaging" claim against the "wonderful humanitarian and champion of the Democratic cause."

 

Clever. Genius. An impeccable move! Musk said he came up with the idea after watching the accusations come out against Brett Kavanaugh and realized he could simply switch parties back to get rid of the negative press coverage.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/ninja-level-move-elon-musk-switches-back-to-democrat-party-sexual-harassment-accusation-withdrawn