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i notice several of my fellow professionals, after a piss wash the tips of their fingers or avoid the wash basin..one reason, maybe, i am usually pissing in it..(texas urinal) :blush: ..anyway, it is usually the same chops..

and when i meet them later ( non hand washers) , they always want to shake hands... :unsure: ...

also, the other side, is meeting up with someone who has washed their hands but water dripping off them and they grasp your hand for a shake and you need a beach towel just to dry them off...

hmmmm....

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Maybe when one of these 'chops' offers you a handshake, you could pull a glove out of your pocket and put it on before you extend your hand. Maybe they'd get the hint? (I know it would embarrass me!)

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#######??? no responses on this research.,.i guess, i am the only one who has observed this behavior..or maybe, therapist are passive agressive and piss on their hands ..don't wash them and glad hand their chopf##k clients...pay backs are a #######...that be $85

Maybe when one of these 'chops' offers you a handshake, you could pull a glove out of your pocket and put it on before you extend your hand. Maybe they'd get the hint? (I know it would embarrass me!)

excellent solution...i admire the way you think :thumbs:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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yeah you can do like Jack Nicholson on that movie ''as good as it gets'' and have always a glove you can wear every time you shake someone's hand :thumbs:



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#######??? no responses on this research.,.i guess, i am the only one who has observed this behavior..or maybe, therapist are passive agressive and piss on their hands ..don't wash them and glad hand their chopf##k clients...pay backs are a #######...that be $85
Maybe when one of these 'chops' offers you a handshake, you could pull a glove out of your pocket and put it on before you extend your hand. Maybe they'd get the hint? (I know it would embarrass me!)

excellent solution...i admire the way you think :thumbs:

Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where the cook tells him in the bathroom stall he's going to prepare him a special meal personally. :lol:

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Brilliant idea, nessa...get case-packs of disposable gloves (cheap and simple solution)!

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Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where the cook tells him in the bathroom stall he's going to prepare him a special meal personally. :lol:

I remember that :lol: I love Seinfeld.



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I wash my hands before I piss. No telling where my hands have been in this dirty germ filled world. Whereas Willy Peter has been washed and residing in a clean pair of underwear.

So why would I want to shake hands with Willy Peter with my dirty germ filled hands? Think about it. ;)

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Brilliant idea, nessa...get case-packs of disposable gloves (cheap and simple solution)!

That would be so funny. And who cares if they think you're obsessive-compulsive, what is important is that you're not touching something that just touched a ####### that isn't yours :lol:



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I wash my hands before I piss. No telling where my hands have been in this dirty germ filled world. Whereas Willy Peter has been washed and residing in a clean pair of underwear.

So why would I want to shake hands with Willy Peter with my dirty germ filled hands? Think about it. ;)

excellent point..you as always, brother peejay are indeed insightful and right thinking

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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My boss is notorious for not washing his hands after taking a wiz and seems proud of it. He actually told one of my colleagues that it was clean in the morning when he left the house, so why would he need to wash his hands. :blink:

Needless to say I have never shaken his hand.

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My boss is notorious for not washing his hands after taking a wiz and seems proud of it. He actually told one of my colleagues that it was clean in the morning when he left the house, so why would he need to wash his hands. :blink:

Needless to say I have never shaken his hand.

very wise

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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That's disgusting. I don't even have a Willy Peter and I wash my hands everytime I use the restroom. This thread makes me not want to shake hands... ever.

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