Funniest VJ threads of all times

[Rocio0010 5,579]

Hello everyone!

Kicking off this cold Sunday with some humor. I would like to know what’s the most bizarre, funniest post you’ve ever found in here. We’re not making fun of OPs, rather, we’re looking at the situation with humorous eyes (because humor is key in a good, healthy life!).

RULES:

- Keep it respectful. Again, we’re not mocking people. No insults or demeaning language.

 

- Do not talk about politics. It gets hot quickly.

 

I will start. To me, one that has to be in the top ten is the one where OPs fiancé threw her a towel with his scent. Mind you, during her trip they never even were in the same room:

 

[Rocio0010 5,579]

 

[Timona 4,207]

Hopefully, this doesn't hit a roadblock. 

 

I'm still in search for that Ukrainian who left the airport with someone else other than the person who brought her on K-1. I think the petitioner stated that he saw her drive away with someone else. Anyone remembers this story? Please share a link. 

 

I have so many...lemme see. There's that of the Ethiopian lady, who before being petitioned for, had so much sex with the petitioner. That river dried as soon as she got her visa and even before she got to US. I think it was a CR-1.

 

Then there's a old guy who had got into a contract with some young hot lady that he'd sponsor her for GC on condition that she'd supply him with "backdoor" sex (you know what I mean) for 4 years, if I am not wrong. He stated that backdoor was his favorite and the lady was made aware before she agreed to the contract. Anyways, as soon as the young bird landed in US, she changed tune. The guy came here asking how to FedEx her because she was backtracking on their deal. In his defense, he had done his part of the contract since she was in the US now.

 

He said that he got all he wanted, when he wanted and how he wanted all while in the lady's country but she's now not cooperating as soon as she got to US. I think it was CR-1 too. 

 

Unfortunately, can't remember the thread. I should start saving all these hot stuff. 

Edited January 30, 2022 by Timona

[Rocio0010 5,579]

59 minutes ago, Timona said:

Hopefully, this doesn't hit a roadblock. 

 

I'm still in search for that Ukrainian who left the airport with someone else other than the person who brought her on K-1. I think the petitioner stated that he saw her drive away with someone else. Anyone remembers this story? Please share a link. 

 

I have so many...lemme see. There's that of the Ethiopian lady, who before being petitioned for, had so much sex with the petitioner. That river dried as soon as she got her visa and even before she got to US. I think it was a CR-1.

 

Then there's a old guy who had got into a contract with some young hot lady that he'd sponsor her for GC on condition that she'd supply him with "backdoor" sex (you know what I mean) for 4 years, if I am not wrong. He stated that backdoor was his favorite and the lady was made aware before she agreed to the contract. Anyways, as soon as the young bird landed in US, she changed tune. The guy came here asking how to FedEx her because she was backtracking on their deal. In his defense, he had done his part of the contract since she was in the US now.

 

He said that he got all he wanted, when he wanted and how he wanted all while in the lady's country but she's now not cooperating as soon as she got to US. I think it was CR-1 too. 

 

Unfortunately, can't remember the thread. I should start saving all these hot stuff. 

Links. We need links hahaha.

I hope it doesn’t hit a roadblock. 
Just some of the stories are like woowwww

[Timona 4,207]

2 minutes ago, Rocio0010 said:

Links. We need links hahaha.

I hope it doesn’t hit a roadblock. 
Just some of the stories are like woowwww

 

I'll search later today 😅😊

[TBoneTX 45,265]

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

[debbiedoo 2,339]

On 1/30/2022 at 8:02 AM, Rocio0010 said:

 

oh my lord what a ..... ummmm interesting person and posts.

[Adventine 3,196]

On 1/30/2022 at 7:02 AM, Rocio0010 said:

 

 

I really want to know what happened to Terri and Basim! Alas, account closed and timeline incomplete.

[Rocio0010 5,579]

1 hour ago, Adventine said:

 

I really want to know what happened to Terri and Basim! Alas, account closed and timeline incomplete.

Well, she might have gotten in a pickle when she entered the country with a child she had not met before! 
The best part of her first post is the stinky towel, and how she was convinced that the pics were very artistic… even though they were in different floors!

[Rocio0010 5,579]

@Adventine

 

[Rocio0010 5,579]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

The “Liberty Belt” cracked me up! I can imagine Abraham Lincoln whiplashing the slaves!!!!

[Rocio0010 5,579]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

I can totally relate to Mrs. T-Bone and her issues with pronunciation with the word “zoo”. We’re both Hispanic it seems! 
I think my English is pretty accurate, but I do have an accent, of course. And sometimes I cannot get things right!

I remember one of my first dates with my now hubby. We were cooking pizza, and I was so into my element (I love cooking) that I wasn’t paying close attention to my pronunciation. I needed him to pass me the oregano, and I told him “Can you pass me the Oregon, please?”

 

The other day I went to Lowe’s to get “one of those things you put underneath the door to stop the wind chill” (I’m sure there is a word, but I can’t remember). So between my pronunciation and the fact that I have little to no idea about stuff like that, I was frustrated. But I managed to get what I wanted. Then the shop assistant said that I needed to get some “caulk”, which to me sounds very similar to “c**k”. And I was inside the store, by myself, thinking “Yeah no, that doesn’t sound right!” I wanted to ask somebody, but what was I going to say? “excuse me, do you have c**k?”. So I came back home, explained the situation to hubby and he started laughing and said 

“Caaaaaaulk!!!! You needed caulk!”

 

[Adventine 3,196]

29 minutes ago, Rocio0010 said:

@Adventine

 

 

O. M. G.!!!!

[Rocio0010 5,579]

2 minutes ago, Adventine said:

 

O. M. G.!!!!

Seriously wondering whether this is true or not

[Redro 4,611]

On 1/30/2022 at 10:02 PM, Rocio0010 said:

 

This sounds fantastical! But, Terri is a great writer so I 100% believe this happened.  🤐

I love her offense over people questioning the composition of the balcony photos.