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Do you fart in front of your SO?

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  1. 1. do you fart in front of your so?

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I do, but I try to blame them on the cat. Then my wife reminds me that we don't have a cat.

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derekkj Proficient

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I do, but I try to blame them on the cat. Then my wife reminds me that we don't have a cat.

We do have a cat and Derek tries that approach too. Usually it's when the cat is not in the room though. :lol:

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just ripped one :dance: but there's stiff competition from our Rottweiler :lol:

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This topic, especially Mark's non farting life, reminded me of a silly joke my dad used to tell.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back and says "Doctor, I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent they stink terribly."

"Good" the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

:lol::lol::lol: chuckling! That is so funny!

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Seriously guys, would someone please explain farting to me?

How does it work? Do you do it purposely because you want to?

Does it feel good when you do it? Or because it's funny? Is it involuntary?

I'm not joking, I've never farted and don't even know how (or why I would want to.)

I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

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:whistle: Someone fart?? Edited by Jason-Sasha

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

Maybe you have a faulty sphincter? :unsure:

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

Maybe you have a faulty sphincter? :unsure:

Why is it faulty? I'd say my system's working fine if I don't have any excess gas.

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one...two...tree   2,762

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

Maybe you have a faulty sphincter? :unsure:

Why is it faulty? I'd say my system's working fine if I don't have any excess gas.

Because the sphincter is a muscle....prevents you from making bird droppings randomly. The sound of flatulence is much like the sound someone makes when they press their lips to play a brass instrument. No muscle flexion, no sound. :)

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

well, don't sh!t your trousers trying to figure it out..

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

Maybe you have a faulty sphincter? :unsure:

Why is it faulty? I'd say my system's working fine if I don't have any excess gas.

Because the sphincter is a muscle....prevents you from making bird droppings randomly.

Well I don't do that either.

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I'm worried about you Mawilson. I think thats how Spontaneous Human Combustion happens. :P

I think I've figured it out. I always silently expelled intestinal gas during the process of waste

discharge. I never thought about it and never even noticed.

I still cannot do it voluntarily though (nor feel the need to.)

Maybe you have a faulty sphincter? :unsure:

Why is it faulty? I'd say my system's working fine if I don't have any excess gas.

Because the sphincter is a muscle....prevents you from making bird droppings randomly.

Well I don't do that either.

LOL.... still...you should have a Proctologist examine your sphincter. Maybe there's an integrity test or something.

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