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  1. 1. do you fart in front of your so?

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My mom never farted in front of us. Instead she'd go to the bathroom, sit on the hopper and THEN fart.............which of course magnified the sound by like 100!!!! :lol::lol:

Yes well, I kinda figured that one out too...the hard way. :blush:

I was raised in a family that let 'em rip...no matter where we were. *sigh* My parents would even see which one could outfart the other - and nearly die laughing from it all. Honestly, there were times I wondered if I was placed in the wrong bed at the hospital...but I look too much like my dad. :D

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My mom never farted in front of us. Instead she'd go to the bathroom, sit on the hopper and THEN fart.............which of course magnified the sound by like 100!!!! :lol::lol:

Yes well, I kinda figured that one out too...the hard way. :blush:

I was raised in a family that let 'em rip...no matter where we were. *sigh* My parents would even see which one could outfart the other - and nearly die laughing from it all. Honestly, there were times I wondered if I was placed in the wrong bed at the hospital...but I look too much like my dad. :D

That's how my family and very close friends are! lol

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Sometimes they can make you laugh for some odd reason. :lol:

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.. a few months back I started increasing the fiber I eat! Holy Moses! I could darn near toot myself from point A to B! :o That's when it happened....

Fiber makes you gassy?! good to know!

Hmm, does anyone knkow if that Activia stuff works for making you less gassy? THat's the message I got in the commercial.. or are they just saying that it makes you more regular?

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well :blush: i was raised with 5 brothers... and now i live on my own until adam gets here... so i am used to "passing gas" as I please... :innocent: hehe adam was raised with his sister mom and grandmother so he is much more quiet about it and doesnt do it in front of people ...

well when he gets here... i will still pass gas as usual ... i just dont want to be rude about it and do it all up in his space... :devil:

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He's the farter, I'm the burper - together we make beautiful music.

Liz - fiber helps clean you out. Good for dieting!

As for Activa, not sure what its for but Beano or Gas-X are pretty common gas meds.

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I can't wait for Charles to find this thread ...

i don't fart :blush:

i just assist with global warming for scientific purposes :whistle:

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Seriously guys, would someone please explain farting to me?

How does it work? Do you do it purposely because you want to?

Does it feel good when you do it? Or because it's funny? Is it involuntary?

I'm not joking, I've never farted and don't even know how (or why I would want to.)

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In fact, she ripped one in front of me before I ever did.....

Is it involuntary?

In most cases, it is involuntary for me, I have Crohn's Disease.......................a very sh1tty disease.

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In fact, she ripped one in front of me before I ever did.....
Is it involuntary?

In most cases, it is involuntary for me, I have Crohn's Disease.......................a very sh1tty disease.

SqdnGuns...Me too. I don't have symptoms very often, but when I do :blink: Back on to the OP...I haven't...I am waiting for her to first :whistle:

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Let's just say my grandmother told me she had to eat Activa.... :whistle:

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Seriously guys, would someone please explain farting to me?

How does it work? Do you do it purposely because you want to?

Does it feel good when you do it? Or because it's funny? Is it involuntary?

I'm not joking, I've never farted and don't even know how (or why I would want to.)

fart(färt) Vulgar Slang

intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts

1. To expel intestinal gas through the #######; break wind.

2. To fool around; fritter time away.

n.

1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.

2. An annoying or foolish person.

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