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Dee dee dee, daa daa daa, just strolling around my house naked, cleaning out things, when I tripped and fell, landing on a 57 mm round, that went right up my azz!

 

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A bomb disposal squad was sent to a hospital following reports a man had got a WWII explosive shell stuck 'in his rectum', officials have confirmed.

A team from the Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment attended the Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."

 

The MoD said: “We can confirm an Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal team was called out to Gloucestershire at the request of local police.”

A spokesperson for Gloucestershire Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust said: "We can confirm that the police and Explosive Ordnance Disposal team (EOD) attended Gloucestershire Royal Hospital yesterday.

"As with any incident involving munitions, the relevant safety protocols were followed to ensure that there was no risk to patients, staff or visitors at any time."

The explosive is understood to have been 57mm mortar round - used by the Royal Artillery in the Second World War as anti-tank rounds - reports Gloucestershire Live.

 

The patient was a military enthusiast who tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance, reported The Sun.

A source told The Sun: "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.

 

 

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-6298664

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One heck of an enema.

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Mortar round?

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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That's a rather extreme way to deal with one's hemorrhoid problem.

Is he now the butt of other people's jokes?

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NotTheBee.com supposedly has a picture of the actual shell. and says "These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length."

 

He is so lucky that he had dropped a giant jar of Vaseline on it earlier, or the trip and fall might of hurt really bad.

 

https://notthebee.com/article/bomb-squad-called-to-uk-hospital-after-man-gets-wwii-mortar-stuck-in-his-rectum?fbclid=IwAR0UJqzPqgk4bpgFPxudFN2t6DUFoJL9Le_vIDdUtVy87tIhWyQV3Qbh5q0

 

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8 hours ago, seekingthetruth said:

NotTheBee.com supposedly has a picture of the actual shell. and says "These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length."

 

He is so lucky that he had dropped a giant jar of Vaseline on it earlier, or the trip and fall might of hurt really bad.

 

https://notthebee.com/article/bomb-squad-called-to-uk-hospital-after-man-gets-wwii-mortar-stuck-in-his-rectum?fbclid=IwAR0UJqzPqgk4bpgFPxudFN2t6DUFoJL9Le_vIDdUtVy87tIhWyQV3Qbh5q0

 

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Must have slipped on the Vaseline.  Still wondering, who cleans up their clutter with no clothes on?  I am assuming this guy was sans clothes or at least pantsless considering where this thing ended up.

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55 minutes ago, Dashinka said:

Must have slipped on the Vaseline.  Still wondering, who cleans up their clutter with no clothes on?  I am assuming this guy was sans clothes or at least pantsless considering where this thing ended up.

As an animal lover I am glad no gerbil died in this experiment 

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