All Bark, No Bite? Omicron Variant Symptoms Reportedly Mild

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Highest-paid gov't. bureaucrat anywhere, it's said.

[Dashinka 24,629]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Highest-paid gov't. bureaucrat anywhere, it's said.

And he acts like it.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Just now, Dashinka said:

And he acts like it.

Or worse -- Like Louis XIV:   "I am the state!"

[Dashinka 24,629]

White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named

 

WUHAN—Thousands gathered outside the Wuhan Institute of Virology with faces of anxious anticipation over the weekend, as rumors had been circulating that a new COVID-19 variant would soon be named. The hopeful pilgrims' hours of waiting were not in vain. Cheers erupted as white smoke began pouring out of the chimney early Sunday morning, signaling the creation and naming of a new COVID-19 variant.

 

"It was a lively debate," said one source from inside the Wuhan lab. "Yuhang suggested we just keep following the Greek alphabet and name it Xi. We haven't heard from him in a few days, come to think of it."

 

"Nu" was also floated as a possibility, but scientists wanted to avoid the stigma of being associated with nu-metal, generally acknowledged as the worst musical genre on the planet. One guy kept wanting to call it "The One-Der Variant" but this was confusing as everyone kept pronouncing it as Oh-NEE-der instead of Wonder. Finally, there was a last-ditch effort to name it the Trump variant, but this was finally defeated in favor of the safer "Omicron variant" according to sources within the lab.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-lab-chimney-signaling-a-new-variant-has-been-named

 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

1 hour ago, Dashinka said:

White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named

 

WUHAN—Thousands gathered outside the Wuhan Institute of Virology with faces of anxious anticipation over the weekend, as rumors had been circulating that a new COVID-19 variant would soon be named. The hopeful pilgrims' hours of waiting were not in vain. Cheers erupted as white smoke began pouring out of the chimney early Sunday morning, signaling the creation and naming of a new COVID-19 variant.

 

"It was a lively debate," said one source from inside the Wuhan lab. "Yuhang suggested we just keep following the Greek alphabet and name it Xi. We haven't heard from him in a few days, come to think of it."

 

"Nu" was also floated as a possibility, but scientists wanted to avoid the stigma of being associated with nu-metal, generally acknowledged as the worst musical genre on the planet. One guy kept wanting to call it "The One-Der Variant" but this was confusing as everyone kept pronouncing it as Oh-NEE-der instead of Wonder. Finally, there was a last-ditch effort to name it the Trump variant, but this was finally defeated in favor of the safer "Omicron variant" according to sources within the lab.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-smoke-emanates-from-wuhan-lab-chimney-signaling-a-new-variant-has-been-named

 

A buddy a t worked showed me a Meme of them skipping the Xi in the Greek alphabet with Xi Jinping crossing it out . I will try to find it 

[LIBrty4all 3,754]

 

[Crtcl Rice Theory 2,432]

"Just the flu" 2.0

[LIBrty4all 3,754]

10 minutes ago, Crtcl Rice Theory said:

"Just the flu" 2.0

Wasn't the flu eradicated in 2020/

[Crtcl Rice Theory 2,432]

1 hour ago, LIBrty4all said:

Wasn't the flu eradicated in 2020/

One poster in here last year kept insisting that Covid was no riskier for ones health than the Flu. 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

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Racist Joe Biden Bans Travel From Africa

November 26, 2021

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Americans are appalled after learning the racist President Biden has banned travel from 8 African countries.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/racist-joe-biden-bans-travel-trom-africa  

 

Edited December 2, 2021 by TBoneTX

[LIBrty4all 3,754]

Just now, Crtcl Rice Theory said:

One poster in here last year kept insisting that Covid was no riskier for ones health than the Flu. 

Pretty much untrue, since flu deaths fell from over 50,000 to less than 700.  Right?

[Dashinka 24,629]

6 hours ago, LIBrty4all said:

Pretty much untrue, since flu deaths fell from over 50,000 to less than 700.  Right?

Hence the need to continue to allow our benevolent federal government to help keep us safe.

[jg121783 3,919]

On 11/29/2021 at 3:02 PM, TBoneTX said:

Or fired in public and criminally charged.

At the very least he should go to prison for lying to congress. People have had their house swat teamed for a lot less. 

[Dashinka 24,629]

15 minutes ago, jg121783 said:

At the very least he should go to prison for lying to congress. People have had their house swat teamed for a lot less. 

He has the wrong political leanings for that to happen.