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Jasman0717 Grand Master

Jasman0717   9

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A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk, taking out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the read of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”

‘My car broke down officer” says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?” asks the officer.

“Hellllloooooooo, those are my emergency flashers!”

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"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

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MaryandMian Mentor

MaryandMian   1

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I have not heard this one before and must pass it on. Very so cute. :lol::lol::lol:

Everything I respond to is from personal knowledge, research or experience and I am in no means a lawyer or do I claim to be one. Everyone should read, research and be responsible for your own journey.

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almaty Grand Master

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lol///that was good one brother jim

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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