German man's smelly feet trigger police raid

[GaryC 7]

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police broke into a darkened flat fearing they would find a dead body after neighbours complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase.

The shutters of the apartment had been closed for more than a week and the post-box was filled with uncollected mail.

But instead of a corpse police found a tenant with badly smelling feet asleep in bed next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry, police in the south-western town of Kaiserslautern said on Sunday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070708/od_uk_...dKcS9Hj.eWdk3QF

[JoeMama 0]

Can you say, "PIG"?

[Mary Lou 681]

I cant even imagine *shudders*

[L_n_O 3]

how bad must it have been if it was filling up the hallways and other ppls apartments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lance27 19]

[SqdnGuns 21]

This man will be on your next international flight.................................non-stop.

[peejay 327]

Can you say, "PIG"?

Unfortunately I have met a few Piggie Boys in the 23+ years I have lived and worked offshore in the Gulf of Mexico oilfields.

One evening several of us were watching television in the small community TV room on a production facility I used to work at. The field helicopter pilot plopped his lard azz in a chair to watch TV with us and after several minutes took off his shoes and socks. He then began flossing between his toes with the smelly socks. The entire TV room began to stink with the smell of his rotten feet and the other crew members (myself included) began screaming and cursing at him to friggin' leave immediately. He refused and stated that he had just as much right to watch TV as anyone else. I left and returned with a spray can of air freshener. I hosed this azzhole down with it from head to smelly toes until he took the hint and fled in anger.

I have found from years of experience that the same air freshener hosing technique works well against chronic farters too.

[Nessa 23]

Gross.

[Mags 112]

I used to work with a woman with really smelly feet. I used to pray for Winter, I really did.

Can you say cheese?

[Sinergy 3]

I used to work with a woman with really smelly feet. I used to pray for Winter, I really did.

Can you say cheese?

ewwwwww now i cant eat cheese anymore LOL

[Mags 112]

I used to work with a woman with really smelly feet. I used to pray for Winter, I really did.

Can you say cheese?

ewwwwww now i cant eat cheese anymore LOL

I know this is really gross, but her feet actually LOOKED like they'd smell. They had this kind of "filmy" yellow stuff on them. Made me want to puke. And her toenails were odd too, really short and stumpy, kind of stunted.

[almaty 19]

hmmm.. sounds like someone i know...