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[PalestineMyHeart 1,897]

You guys are killing me with laughs !

Between Doodle's terrorist mole and Wael's conversations with the Cairo consulate -- not to mention Sharon's Fly thread in OT -- I'm LMAOROFLing.

Keep 'em coming.... God knows we need the levity -- got to keep our sense of humor to keep our sanity !

-MK

[monnik 0]

Yeah. I like reading funny or interesting stories. Here are a couple of funnies for you guys. These are things that my husband has said that make me so glad I have been here in Egypt to experience this whole process!

Hmmmm. OK, during the first interview at the embassy when we filed the I-130, we were separated and asked different sets of questions. Which made me very nervous cause we hadn't even practiced. I didn't know that we were gonna be interviewed that day!!! So, I was questioned first- where do we live? how many people live there? who cooks the meals?

--- anyway, when it comes his turn, I have to stand back out of hearing range and I see him fidgeting and laughing, and I am about to pass out because I have no idea what's gonna happen.........................................

they finally approved the petition. When I asked him what kind of questions they asked, he said some of the same things- what are his favorite foods? when did we meet in person? how did we communicate while I was in USA?

So, about the last question, how did we communicate while separated, he told me his answer was.......................*get this*..............."IN ENGLISH!!!" I about fell through the floor. " You have got to be kidding me!!! You really said that?!?! He should've threw the darn phone at you! If it weren't for the glass between you two, he probably would have!!! "

He was so lucky that the guy was not in a bad mood!!! Can you believe that? How did you communicate with her? IN ENGLISH! I will never let him live it down. ((and for the record, it wasn't a misunderstanding, he was actually trying to be silly!!!))

ALSO- when I taught my husband the word "faucet", he taught me the word in Egyptian Arabic - "hanafayia" , and it was kind of hard for both of us to remember the word. Until............ that fateful day when we were talking about how normally there are no bidets in american bathrooms, and he says " I can't live without the azz faucet" I thought that was so cute! And now, the word is easier to remember.

Lastly, husband's cuteness continues.............. (in my eyes anyway).............when we went to take passport pictures, and he noticed ****cause he's so observant**** that my passport is blue to match my eyes, and his passport is green just like his eyes! Don't you wanna puke? I know you do. It's ok. I almost threw up on that one myself. hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[deadbird 2]

they finally approved the petition. When I asked him what kind of questions they asked, he said some of the same things- what are his favorite foods? when did we meet in person? how did we communicate while I was in USA?

So, about the last question, how did we communicate while separated, he told me his answer was.......................*get this*..............."IN ENGLISH!!!" I about fell through the floor. " You have got to be kidding me!!! You really said that?!?! He should've threw the darn phone at you! If it weren't for the glass between you two, he probably would have!!! "

He was so lucky that the guy was not in a bad mood!!! Can you believe that? How did you communicate with her? IN ENGLISH! I will never let him live it down. ((and for the record, it wasn't a misunderstanding, he was actually trying to be silly!!!))

ALSO- when I taught my husband the word "faucet", he taught me the word in Egyptian Arabic - "hanafayia" , and it was kind of hard for both of us to remember the word. Until............ that fateful day when we were talking about how normally there are no bidets in american bathrooms, and he says " I can't live without the azz faucet" I thought that was so cute! And now, the word is easier to remember.

I shouldn't read this at work, I just about died when I saw the part about the azz faucet. hahaha

When I went to Egypt, I hadn't even been in the country 3 hours when I'd already chipped a tooth in 2 places because there was a ROCK in my bread...that my fiance had just bought from the store. Well, I knew he was going to give me a rock but this wasn't exactly what I was expecting!!

Some years before my fiance had made me a salad and there was a fly in it, so naturally after the rock in the bread I brought up the fly and then his whole family started picking on him. If this is engaged life, how's married life going to be?