For the guys

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Ok guys tell us some of your (past) pickup lines

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day

long.

Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?

Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,

thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met

you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

[Niels Bohr 72]

Never use any pickup lines. But, here's on I've heard. " Nice legs, what time are they open? "

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Famous guys and lines they tried...

George Washington -- I cannot tell a lie. You put the hot in hotty.

Alexander Graham Bell -- Watson come here, I must have you.

Patrick Henry -- Give me Liberty, or give me that beautiful smile.

Abraham Lincoln -- Even a house divided would agree you're babe-a-licious

Jim Bowie -- If you think my knife is big, get a load of this.

Michelangelo -- Ever do any nude modeling?

Wilbur and Orville Wright -- Anybody ever tell you you're pretty enough to be a stewardess?

Paul Revere -- Honey, for you the British can wait.

Henry Morton Stanley -- Dr. Livingston I hope.

Virginia Woolf -- Would you like to see my room?

Alexander the Great -- Care to find out how I got the name, "Great?"

[SqdnGuns 21]

Hi, I'm Wade, it's a pleasure to meet you.

That usually works..................

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Hi. I'm Bill Gates

[pedroh 21]

if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

mmm did that one ever work??

Caro

[Lance27 19]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

mmm did that one ever work??

Caro

maybe it cleared out the room

[JoeMama 0]

if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true

That was so fitting! I used that line before...and it worked! I give credit to Napoleon Dynamite for introducing that one!

Aside from that, just saying, "Hey, you wanna phuck?" would do well too!

Edited July 9, 2007 by JoeMama

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Would you like to see my toenail collection? I keep it under my bed.

[~*Maria*~ 1]

u guys are so bad

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

i found "i can lick my eyebrows" to be a sure winner

[almaty 19]

i usually wear my..." i made jenna jamison choke" tee shirt

[ILoveJoy 0]

If I say you have a sexy body, will you hold it against me?

Edited July 9, 2007 by ILoveJoy

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

i usually wear my..." i made jenna jamison choke" tee shirt