Crazy restrictions!

[seekingthetruth 1,246]

I don't mean this to indicate I am one way or the other on the vax / mask issues.  Just a humorous commentary written by someone in New York, I believe.  Someone should write one of these for the Philippines, where I am.  Crazy disconnected restrictions at their best!

 

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S ON FIRST’ ……GUANG FLU version.

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.’

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’

Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Third base.’

*Copied by someone else

This is the truth of the logic that we're seeing right now

[jg121783 3,915]

But masks and vaccines save lives. So put your mask on and get your vaccine or you are a murdering terrorist.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

23 hours ago, jg121783 said:

But masks and vaccines save lives. So put your mask on and get your vaccine or you are a murdering terrorist.

Not sure about Masks, but the Vaccine saves lives without a doubt. Look at the low rate of ICU cases that have been vaccinated.  Will I grow another head in a year. Who knows but right now I would rather have the shot, than be in ICU

[TBoneTX 45,288]

6 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Will I grow another head in a year.

Dibs on renting you out to the circus.

[LIBrty4all 3,749]

10 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Not sure about Masks, but the Vaccine saves lives without a doubt. Look at the low rate of ICU cases that have been vaccinated.  Will I grow another head in a year. Who knows but right now I would rather have the shot, than be in ICU

We can arrange for you to be shot, just say the word.

And I don't know that you'll grow another head in a year, but there's a gulag pool going on that is giving 3-1 odds that you'll be gifted a dictionary soon.

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

26 minutes ago, LIBrty4all said:

And I don't know that you'll grow another head in a year, but there's a gulag pool going on that is giving 3-1 odds that you'll be gifted a dictionary soon.

let's hope not.  the below is the NB thesaurus

Edited August 17, 2021 by Ban Hammer

[LIBrty4all 3,749]

22 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

let's hope not.  the below is the NB thesaurus

Nice try, but I happen to know that is the book that some men try to access to figure out us women.  Good luck with THAT!!

[seekingthetruth 1,246]

Here is a recent example of the nonsense in the Philippines!

 

Back a few months ago they announced that domestic tourists from ECQ (highest restrictions, high levels of covid) areas could visit Subic Bay Freeport, where I live.  If you were 18-65, no test required.  Young people and old people, who not allowed to go out at all in ECQ areas, thus are most protected,  they need a test to enter.  18-65. the people who go out, go to work, shop, etc., don't need a test to enter.  So granddad and the kids get tested, then pile in the car to Subic with the untested.  Great logic!

 

Below, this latest rule applies the same to the GCQ and MGCQ areas, except they added the "exercise" verbiage.  So at the checkpoints, they will stop and ask grandpa  "Are you going to exercise?"  "No".  Ok, good to go.

 

Truth is, rules abound in the Philippines.  Enforcement is nowhere to be found.

 

 

[jg121783 3,915]

On 8/16/2021 at 8:18 PM, LIBrty4all said:

Nice try, but I happen to know that is the book that some men try to access to figure out us women.  Good luck with THAT!!

That's just one of the books in a whole library about women. 

[Neonred 3,562]

10 hours ago, jg121783 said:

That's just one of the books in a whole library about women. 

Maybe it's just me, but seems all those books are above my reading comprehension level.

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

25 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Maybe it's just me, but seems all those books are above my reading comprehension level.

they're written only in venusian...........