Nuke the Insurrectionists or Something

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Kurt Schlichter absolutely shreds our Puppet-in-Chief.

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Nuke the Insurrectionists or Something

Kurt Schlichter | Posted: Jun 28, 2021 12:01 AM

 

[...]  President Asterisk said something remarkably stupid last week, but that requires more specificity.  This particular nimrod monologue went as follows: "Those who say the 'blood of patriots,' you know, and all the stuff about how we’re gonna have to move against the government.  Well, the tree of liberty has not been watered with the blood of patriots.  What's happened is that there have never been, if you want to, think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."

 

Continues here:   https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2021/06/28/nuke-the-insurrectionists-or-something-n2591629  

 

[Dashinka 24,629]

I wonder if sales of F15s and nukes have gone up?

[Ban Hammer 13,421]

2 hours ago, Dashinka said:

I wonder if sales of F15s and nukes have gone up?

Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

 

U.S.—The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the

fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

 

All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less

fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against

a tyrannical government.

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starts-stocking-up-on-f-15s-after-biden-says-youll-need-them-to-overthrow-the-government

 

 

Bass Pro Shops Announces 2-for-1 Sale On All Nuclear Missiles

 

U.S.—In a bit of exciting news for firearms enthusiasts and those who wish to deter their government from becoming tyrannical, Bass Pro Shops has announced that its

semi-annual 2-for-1 nuke sale will be kicking off this weekend. Every nuclear weapon in the company's arsenal will be completely free with the purchase of any other

nuclear weapon.

 

"Running low on your supply of nukes for home defense, hunting, target practice, or overthrowing the government? Come on down!" says a salesperson in a commercial

for the sale. "Whether you're looking for an intercontinental ballistic missile, a short-range tactical nuke, or even a conventional explosive projectile, we've got you covered!

We've got big nukes, we've got small nukes, we've got nukes for every age and price range. Don't go to a competitor for one of those cheap knock-off nukes -- get your

officially certified anti-government nuke today!"

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/bass-pro-shops-to-hold-2-for-1-nuke-sale

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American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

 

 

AMARILLO, TX—Students across America have resumed the Cold War practice of weekly "duck-and-cover" drills to prepare for impending nuclear attacks ordered by the

picture of mental stability, President Biden.

 

"Living under the constant threat of nuclear holocaust really brings back memories," said Principal John Cmerek as the air raid sirens blared. "Doesn't that sound take you

back? Even found the old videos, all we have to do is edit 'The Russians are coming!' to say 'Joe Biden is coming!', and we're all set."

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/american-schoolchildren-begin-duck-and-cover-drills-in-case-biden-nukes-their-city

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1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

American Schoolchildren Begin Duck-And-Cover Drills In Case Biden Nukes Their City

 

 

AMARILLO, TX—Students across America have resumed the Cold War practice of weekly "duck-and-cover" drills to prepare for impending nuclear attacks ordered by the

picture of mental stability, President Biden.

 

"Living under the constant threat of nuclear holocaust really brings back memories," said Principal John Cmerek as the air raid sirens blared. "Doesn't that sound take you

back? Even found the old videos, all we have to do is edit 'The Russians are coming!' to say 'Joe Biden is coming!', and we're all set."

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/american-schoolchildren-begin-duck-and-cover-drills-in-case-biden-nukes-their-city

Biden/Harris, the gift that keeps on giving!   

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Harris/Biden, you mean.