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Something we can all participate in without political affliction 

 

I will go first

 

1. The beaches of Ankara 

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48 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Something we can all participate in without political affliction 

 

I will go first

 

1. The beaches of Ankara 

2. Grand Tetons

 

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1 hour ago, Dashinka said:

2. Grand Tetons

 

You do know it is CEHST right?  :devil:

 

 

Yes I know. But with my mad grammar skills it's much easier to remember. It's been pointed out several times.

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2 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Yes I know. But with my mad grammar skills it's much easier to remember. It's been pointed out several times.

Well, when I read it the first thing that came to mind was the Tetons.  :devil:

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1 minute ago, Dashinka said:

Well, when I read it the first thing that came to mind was the Tetons.  :devil:

Not sure what CHEST has to do with epic earthly protuberances . 🤣

So back to the subject. Was Beaches of Ankra number 1 or are there other contenders 

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58 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Not sure what CHEST has to do with epic earthly protuberances . 🤣

So back to the subject. Was Beaches of Ankra number 1 or are there other contenders 

 

  There are several. The fair tax, working on the slope, and that guy over on the right who keeps repeating the middle of the road bit.

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8 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Was Beaches of Ankra number 1 or are there other contenders

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18 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Not sure what CHEST has to do with epic earthly protuberances . 🤣

So back to the subject. Was Beaches of Ankra number 1 or are there other contenders 

Any time I had to use an accident or near-miss gif was probably a contender. 😉

 

Unfortunately the most epic thread I can ever recall was with the sweaty towel chick but that wasn't in CEHST.

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1 hour ago, yuna628 said:

Any time I had to use an accident or near-miss gif was probably a contender. 😉

 

Unfortunately the most epic thread I can ever recall was with the sweaty towel chick but that wasn't in CEHST.

Yes your near misses are great 

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18 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

 

  There are several. The fair tax, working on the slope, and that guy over on the right who keeps repeating the middle of the road bit.

Mr. Big Dog " There are no such thing as man made lakes"

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3 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Mr. Big Dog " There are no such thing as man made lakes"

i think that would be tied with "there is no voter fraud."

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Just now, Ban Hammer said:

i think that would be tied with "there is no voter fraud."

indeed. Also black people can't be racist deserves a honorable mention 

 

I also like it when MAV dives into a thread full of jail house lawyers and fairy tale opinions, and ruins the whole thing with a bunch of facts 

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2 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

 

I also like it when MAV dives into a thread full of jail house lawyers and fairy tale opinions, and ruins the whole thing with a bunch of facts 

I hate that. I'm spouting off opinions like I know what I'm talking about and she shows up and beats me down using words I don't even understand. 

 

My ego can only take so much. 

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

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I swear sometimes the mods just want to flex their muscles for no good reason. 😁

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