parents at the wedding

[CityCat 0]

Yes russian tradition dictates one wife and one girlfriend and no more than that,plus 5 girlfriends would mean 5X the acclimation headaches, its hard enough with one I cant imagine 5.

I am a GIRL!!! And I meant my female friends. So as much as you, guys, would probably want (or not), there is no such a champ here who'd be able to pull out anything like that, this is not Emirates! Even for Mormons here it's impossible I would guess...

[Boris 0]

i had my parents here at the wedding.they got tourist visas really easy.without any problems.why people make it sound so complicated?

[slim 1,530]

Yes russian tradition dictates one wife and one girlfriend and no more than that,plus 5 girlfriends would mean 5X the acclimation headaches, its hard enough with one I cant imagine 5.

My wife tells me that if I were "rich guy" maybe it would be possible. But, since I'm poor, no dice.

So as much as you, guys, would probably want (or not), there is no such a champ here who'd be able to pull out anything like that, this is not Emirates!

I had a Muslim buddy one time who was telling me about his three wives. In his country (Oman) he was allowed four. I asked why he hadn't taken a fourth wife and he replied "Because three is already too many!" He elaborated "Sure, it's nice to have a different woman for sex sometimes. But, you also must have three sets of desires, hopes, dreams... and problems. With one wife, you must hear about everything bad, but, with three, it's three times the problems! I will never take a fourth wife, and I feel sorry for any man that does!"

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

My wife tells me that if I were "rich guy" maybe it would be possible. But, since I'm poor, no dice.

Wait so it would be okay as long as you were rich............

Dude stay poor I think its a trap

[slim 1,530]

My wife tells me that if I were "rich guy" maybe it would be possible. But, since I'm poor, no dice.

Wait so it would be okay as long as you were rich............

Dude stay poor I think its a trap

I don't know how long I can keep up with the "But honey, I'm only staying poor for you!" That may just help me get a girlfriend. But, not another girlfriend, I mean "back on the market looking for a girlfriend, any girlfriend," type dating.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

I don't know how long I can keep up with the "But honey, I'm only staying poor for you!" That may just help me get a girlfriend. But, not another girlfriend, I mean "back on the market looking for a girlfriend, any girlfriend," type dating.

I was poor for a really long time(acutally I am still pretty broke and every time I throw a bucket of water out of the boat the wife drills a whole in the bottom) and it never got me a girlfriend it usually made them run the other way. You must have some sick kind of mojo working voodoo on these women. You are my hero!!!

[slim 1,530]

You must have some sick kind of mojo working voodoo on these women. You are my hero!!!

I've met a lot of women from all around the world, and although I'm no expert by any means (far from it.... just ask my wife!) I've yet to meet a single one that didn't like a few basic things.

Women, regardless of culture, nationality, class, etc., want to feel special (she's the "special" one out of her friends.... "I could tell right away you're more sophisticated than your girlfriends here" - Ladies love to be singled out, especially when they're elevated over their best friends!) and necessary (Could be necessary to their group "Ah, you're the responsible one. You make sure everyone gets home safely without some big dorky guy all over them." Or, maybe she could be necessary to you, "I'm really glad you're talking to me, that big girl over there's been eyeballing me all night. If it weren't for you, I'd probably be marinating in a nice teriyaki sauce right now...")

If you can make a woman feel those two things, especially from the very start, then you're in there like swimwear.

Slim's first rule for picking up, and keeping, hot ladies. (A.k.a. "the chubby man's guide to dating out of your league")

- Break the Ice (works especially well if you can do it in their language)

I'm going to go ahead and stop before I find myself back in that doghouse I spend so much time in. (Working on getting A/C installed.....)