Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Addendum to Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Past proper bedtime, Mini-B. wanted to try out his new Nerf bullets, investigatory wee man.

We thoroughly tested all Many Nerf-guns in turn, Quality Control Department wee and we man.

All passed with flying colors, satisfied wee and relieved we man.

Miu watched with interest but no fear, observatory miu man.

[SalishSea 17,970]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Addendum to Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Past proper bedtime, Mini-B. wanted to try out his new Nerf bullets, investigatory wee man.

We thoroughly tested all Many Nerf-guns in turn, Quality Control Department wee and we man.

All passed with flying colors, satisfied wee and relieved we man.

Miu watched with interest but no fear, observatory miu man.

Word of caution to the TB household:  a friend's Miu suffered an untimely demise due to an errant nerf bullet left in unseen place by visiting stepchild.

Edited January 16, 2022 by Jorgedig

[TBoneTX 45,598]

17 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Word of caution to the TB household:  a friend's Miu suffered an untimely demise due to an errant nerf bullet left in unseen place by visiting stepchild.

Specify, JD ma'am:  said miu ate said Nerf-bullet, huh JD ma'am?

[SalishSea 17,970]

17 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Specify, JD ma'am:  said miu ate said Nerf-bullet, huh JD ma'am?

Yes, exactly.  😢

[Ontarkie 14,305]

Happy birthday Mini-B 

 

Just popping in to say hi, still not recovered but not getting worse at least. No covid or flu but the doctor says it could be any of the other 1000's of viruses. I think my body just likes to over react to make me sleep, since it seems it's the only time I get any. 

[laylalex 7,293]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Just popping in to say hi, still not recovered but not getting worse at least. No covid or flu but the doctor says it could be any of the other 1000's of viruses. I think my body just likes to over react to make me sleep, since it seems it's the only time I get any. 

Get well soon! 

 

(No chickens were harmed in the making of this GIF, I promise!)

[TBoneTX 45,598]

23 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Yes, exactly.  😢

Strange, si JD ma'am.

"If it's not their [mius'] food, they play with it," our universal understanding man.

Poor miu, bye miu man.

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Happy birthday Mini-B

Gracias, si D ma'am.

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

No covid or flu but the doctor says it could be any of the other Many000s of viruses

Number of virii precised, see and  and the fever is affecting your brain D ma'am!

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

(No chickens were harmed in the making of this GIF, I promise!)

Responsible-chickening LL ma'am!  Responsible-chickening, RESPONSIBLE-CHICKENING LL ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

No visit to Mama T-B., yesterday's party sufficed for out-wiped senior she man man.

 

Lunch was gut-bombs & curly fries* at Arby's, ingest Two Guys man.

     * bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Read Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2 - 2) pages in 2 sittings of "Big Nate" with Mini-B., Two Guys activity man.

 

Conquered the usual Many (2+1) laundry loads, drudgery man.

 

Din-din (for Mini-B.) was the traditional onecan of S+M, ingest wee man.

We ingested no din-din, domestically busy we man.

 

Dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Beforehand, busted Mr. Coffee coffeepot, replacement needed tonight man.

Watched AFV with Mini-B., Cousin Mini-B., & ex-Mrs.-T-B., full contingent man.

Bade bye-bye to Mini-B., wee man to be a year older* when we see him next man.

     *specifically, Many years old

 

Went to Big Lots (with 2 coupons) in search of coffeepot or full machine, hopeful we man.

Big Lots had no Mr. Coffee, Black & Decker only man.

Got one with more valuable of coupons, financially savvy we man.

Danged thing is mostly plastic and quite loud, cheap piece of ____ man.

However, it seems to have made a pot of liquid caffeine, do that crucial job man.

 

Finished domestic duties, Many (2x2x2+1) p.m. man.

Will see if miu is off the miu-tower to enable brushing/playing, not done in 2 nights man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. is Many years old today, up-growing wee man.

 

Lunch was gut-bombs prepared at the casa, ingest we man.

 

Returned to casa to find miu-food all over kitchen floor, what happened man.

Miu's dry-food bowl was across the floor, what happened man.

Miu's wet-food bowl had water in it, contiguous to water bowl and what happened man.

We suspect that miu saw and tried to catch a bug, jump on wall miu man.

This did not stop miu from insisting on treats, serve miu Daddy man.

We will wait to see if miu eats food off floor, thus saving our sweeping it, efficient we man.

 

Din-din was the remaining bagged salad & chicken strips from the week, ingest we man.

 

Wonderful hourlong nap, zzz we man.

 

Cleaned miu-box and curbsided the garbage, domestic we man.

Par-TAY Animal we man, si man!   

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

(Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!)

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was our casa-prepared gut-bombs, ingest we man.

Din-din was Many (2+2+2) McDonald's cheeseburgers, ingest we man.

 

We get Mini-B. starting Wed. night, ex-Mrs.-T-B. out of town* through Sunday man.

     *presumably on business and not with the Rojo, si and no man

Accordingly, we had to grocery-shop, legacy $upermarket $igh man.

Among purchases were 2 boxes of corn dogs, Major Food Group man.

 

Entered casa, dropped groceries, fed treats to miu, demanding miu man.

Napped for a blessed hour, zzz we man.

Partied like a wild man with the rubias, si man.

Checking who's reading, see man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

Birthday was on Monday, holiday just for me  

 

Had just pulled into parking lot of park 1 when new neighbors (who have a girl a few months younger than mini-Dave) texted PRG they were going to park 2 in half an hour. Since we're trying to make friends, went home, got a snack, and met them. Mini-Dave tried to show neighbor girl that he knows some letters; she was more interested in going down the slides than he was. Started to drizzle, we were like "this isn't bad and will probably clear up in a bit, it's San Diego", kept playing. Started to really rain, everyone packed up and went home. At conclusion of five minute drive home, had stopped raining (of course).

 

Had birthday dinner with them; sous vide another roast which came out even better, PRG made a Russian cake (had German cake and Russian cake over course of two weeks, still no plans to invade Poland) and rest of dinner. Ate at their place because they had a bigger table (carrying things to next door townhouse is not super difficult). Was fun, will do again (they've been great to spend time with every time we've done it, and also we cook more than they do 🤣 ).

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Happy Many'th birthday, si DA man!   

You have good taste to share a birthday with Mini-B., si DA man.  

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was casa-prepared gut-bombs, ingest we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from an incipiently out-of-towning ex-Mrs.-T-B., reclaim wee man we man.

Mini-B. strangely hungry & tired, didn't question wee man we man but should have man.

 

Din-din was 2 regular-sized hamburgers donated by ex-Mrs.-T-B., deja vu man.

 

Breakfast for Mini-B. will be corn dogs, begin half-week of Two Guys man.   

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Colder than blazes outside, sometimes Texas weather not Many man.

Mini-B. delighted to breakfast on corn dogs, ingest wee man as part of Two Guys man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was the Hungry Man boneless chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. objected to piano lesson, wasted time and reschedule for Friday man.

He expects to be perfect after not practicing, we dimly remember the same man.

 

Miu absolutely aysheep all day except when comatose, typical miu man.

 

Bad silent JD ma'am!  Bad, BAD silent SILENT JD ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. woke our groggy carcass with, "Dad -- Miu just barfed a hairball on her tower, si man!"

 

Lunch was onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, bought full-price* some time ago man.

    *financially unsavvy but gustatory we man

 

Din-din was hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

Aldi buns are far superior to Walmart buns, verily man.

 

Mini-B.'s rescheduled piano lesson was at half-past Many, reschedule from Thursday man.

Cousin Mini-B.'s soccer game was to end around half-past Many, hour later man.

However, C.M-B. called at Many p.m., surprise we man.

No time to get C.M-B. and also supervise Mini-B., one wee man or the other man.

 

Accordingly, we told Mini-B. to practice and handle his own lesson, what are the chances man.

We set forth for C.M-B., address supplied earlier by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

 

Address to soccer field Many00% wrong, trust NO chica or Ecuatoriana for addresses man.

Learned name of hyskool from C.M-B., backtrack in beastly traffic we man.

 

While driving there we man, piano-teechur texted, "No Mini-B. yet, no man,"  man.

Managed to call Mini-B. to get off his games and on for lesson, severe we toward wee man.

 

Finally located Cousin Mini-B., find senior wee man we man.

Team had lost game Many-nothing, oh well man.

However, Cousin Mini-B. had played whole second half, satisfied participatory wee man man.

 

Got close to casa, finally man.

Mini-B. texted, "Dad, I crushed it, si man!" si man.

Stopped at PetSmart for a Fancy Feast Petites Variety Pack, satisfy demanding miu man.

Cousin Mini-B. impressed with animals, free zoo trip man.

We noted that the name of the cuy (guinea pig) was Almuerzo, lunch man.

(Ecus eat cuy, we don't eat our PETS here man.)

 

Got Cousin Mini-B. back to casa, alone by self senior wee man man.

We instructed him to build closets, certain to please ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

We belly-laughed, laugh Two Guys man.

 

Returned to upbeat Mini-B., upbeat wee man man.

Told him that we were proud, proud we of wee man man.

 

As a reward, had a Nerf battle, Nerf Elite Destroyer weapons man.

Bullets from birthday quite handy, just what was needed man.

Mini-B. cheated, upper hand wee over we man.

Afterward, he declared, "This was my best Nerf battle ever, si man," si man.

('Twas ours, too, only one ever man.)