Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Miu completely aysheep in morning, wild rampaging miu man.

 

Read Sunday newspaper atop newly decluttered and therefore strange-looking breakfast table, read we man.

Warshered our one laundry load before leaving casa, time-efficient we man.

 

Returned to Target a small item found on table during decluttering, could lay hands on receipt (from Manytober) but not item man.

 

Went to legacy supermarket with Many%-off basket coupon, financially savvy we man.

Got stuff, chief among it closeout Xmas candy, peanut M&Ms a focus man.

Total savings off retail = Many% ([2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2]%), financially savvy we man.

 

Baked laundry load upon return to casa, time-efficient we man.

Lunch = store-made sub sandwich, ingest we man.

Watched second half of Texans game*, surprisingly good and victorious man.

     *with enlapped miu for nearly entire time, lap-miu man

Folded/stashed laundry load, game & baking ended simultaneously man.

Napped for a glorious hour, zzz we man.

 

Dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Blew OPIOID crisis off pavement, ready to strangle the neighbors we man.

Hosted Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. for AFV rerun, host ex-she and wee man we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought lunch leftovers** from Mini-B.'s lunch, perhaps feed wee man.

     **spaghetti, beef, broccoli, cauliflower, no cilantro for once man

Mini-B. lobbied for Spaghettio'S + Meatballs, big surprise man.

We prepped his and kept lunch leftover for ourself, ingest respectively wee and we man.

 

After AFV, sold Ex-Mrs.-T-B. Many (2x2x2+2) rolls of toilet paper for $Many ($2+2+1), Business Typhoon we man.

 

Embedded Mini-B., excited wee element of Two Guys man.

Must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

Then miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', lurkin' Commie- and other babes with refulgent upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,594]

 

In the spirit of public service as the old year ends and the new begins, here is convenient ordering information for your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat on the upcoming week's National Days, order today man:

 

Mon., Manycember Many'th

Visit the Zoo Day = all our chimpanzee brothers own a POTS, so you too can very well buy yours today

 

Tues., Manycember Many'th

Pledge of Allegiance Day = pledge your allegiance to POTS ownership by ordering yours today

 

Wed., Manycember Many'th

Tick Tock Day = the clock is ticking -- buy a POTS today

 

Thurs., Manycember Many'th

Bacon Day = your newly ordered POTS comes with delicious, crispy bacon glued to the seat

 

Fri., Manycember Many'st

Make Up Your Mind Day = resolve to buy a POTS today

 

Sat., January 1st

Humane Day = humane beings, including you, should buy a POTS today

 

Sun., January 2nd

National Motivation & Inspiration Day = motivate and inspire yourself to buy a POTS today

 

 

The first Many (only!) customers to mention this ad when ordering will receive a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, $i man.  Get your POTS today, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,594]

No ESs/GSs this past weekend, unfortunately, but there's a "digger special" on Wednesday that we shall apply to this barren time, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man -- perhaps everyone is engrossed in selecting the perfect POTS to order, got it first try man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Night of disrupted zzz, disrupted zzz for we man.

During tedious caffeination process, Mini-B. eager if not aysheep to visit GameStop, gift card wee man.

 

Took Mini-B. to very proximal GameStop, somehow avoided accidents we man.

No game there, but referred to GameStop Many (2x2x2) miles away, chauffeur we wee man.

Mini-B. finally satiated, determined wee man.

 

Lunched at Burger King WUOCs, financially savvy we and over-ingest Two Guys man.

 

At casa, Mini-B. played nonstop for Many hours, straight to din-din time man.

Napped for a semirestorative hour, some coherence finally man.

 

Din-din was salad and hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

We inadvertently dumped half the Ranch bottle into Mini-B.'s bowl, overdrench salad we man.

Mini-B. made comments but was chiefly good-natured about it, diplomatic wee man.

 

Off-cleaned kitchen counter, domestic we and We Must Be Sick man.

First time since probably March or February*, somewhat overdue man.

      *from the looks of the store receipts thereon, Sherlock Holmes we man

Far easier than kitchen table, mostly just stuff out of place** man.

    **such as the pack of bungee cords, the legal pads, and framed photo of We man man

 

Off-scrubbed k-counter blotches with Amway stuff from earlier ES, thank heaven for it man.

Miu wondered what the dickens was going on, disbelieving miu man.

 

We do not imminently plan to declutter other half of k-counter, bowls & paper plates within reach man.

Nor do we imminently plan to declutter k-floor, unless we trip again and this time fall man.

Too clean a casa raises questions about red-blooded Guy status, must maintain appearances man.

 

Somebody (or somemiu) has put paw-prints on k-table already, not hard to identify culprit man.

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We are reminded of how unimpressed we are with Walmart bread products, go stale fast man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Miu exceptionally active/aysheep all day, maybe someone put a wildmiu up her rectum man.

Lunch was PB&J sandwiches* for Mini-B. and a banana for us, ingest respectively Two Guys man.

    *on already-deteriorated Walmart sandwich-buns, stale man

Played kickball in back yard for half-of-half an hour, unwilling play-computer-gaming wee man.

Din-din was air-fried Costco hamburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Played Many games of Uno, win all but one wee man.

Our reputation as a party-animal is again confirmed,  man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Special Wednesday ES report, see man:

 

Went to ES with surprisingly non-impatient Mini-B., amazed we by wee man.

The take, see man:

  -- 2 books for Mini-B.; Many (2+2+2) business-card holders = $Many ($2+2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 12/27/2021 at 12:21 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thurs., Manycember Many'th

Bacon Day = your newly ordered POTS comes with delicious, crispy bacon glued to the seat

Long ago, I inquired about scented POTS, and was told "no."  I want to speak to your supervisor.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

7 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

I want to speak to your supervisor.

Bow and scrape before confirmed royalty when you say that, insouciant JD ma'am.

 

And if you were to read the advertisement, real bacon is glued to the POTS,  JD ma'am!  None of this mere "scented" business, no man.

 

No handsome 0.000001% discount for you, no JD ma'am.

 

Insouciant noncomprehending JD ma'am!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT noncomprehending NONCOMPREHENDING JD ma'am!

Edited December 29, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating (and insouciant) Wednesday repartee, yawn and Do Not Incur Our Wrath man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Route from ES took us by a Vietnamese-run fish restaurant, lunch we and wee man.

We had fried fish with 2 egg rolls, ingest we man.

Mini-B. had fried shrimp with French fries and an egg roll, ingest wee man.

Both of us very well pleased, pleased Two Guys man.

 

Went to Costco, stock up on essentials such as movie-night popcorn man.

Mini-B. insisted on pushing cart, basket-case wee man.

Mini-B. impressed on being able to see his breath in the milk department, impressed wee man.

Total expense = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2-1), good restraint we man.

 

Went to GameStop, want another game wee man.

Wee man getting good at budgeting/allocating his funds, junior Business Typhoon man.

 

Napped for a glorious nearly-2 hours, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Hungry Man boneless-chicken-patty meals, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Took Mini-B. to a holiday lights display, second consecutive year man.

This time, Mini-B. not as excited, unsure man.

We had bought all-event carnival passes this time, $Many ($2x2x2x2x2-2) for Two Guys man.

However, Mini-B. didn't want to go on any rides, reluctant wee man.

Tried to convince him, unsuccessful we man.

Even went on one ourself, space needle man.

Got Mini-B. cotton candy, outrageous $Many ($2+2+1) man.

Mini-B. still reluctant, wouldn't say why man.

Mini-B. finally admitted not liking heights, not sure that was everything man.

Mini-B. then wanted to leave, barely Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) minutes at event man.

We convinced Mini-B. to walk around light display again, reluctant agreement man.

Bought Mini-B. a lighted spinning item, $Many ($2x2x2 +2) man.

Mini-B. then wanted to leave, not even an hour there man.

 

In the T-B.-mobile, Mini-B. teared up, ask why we man.

He said, "I'm just a boring kid -- I never want to do what you want to do," sad wee man.

We explained that his feelings were HIS and were therefore legitimate, pivot rapidly we man.

We explained that all it takes is a "yes" instead of a "no," experience more stuff man.

We said that ex-Mrs.-T-B. considered US boring, everything is relative man.

Mini-B. seemed to consider this, consider wee man.

 

We offered to take Mini-B. for ice cream, Baskin-Robbins man.

Mini-B. cheered up, finally man.

We got single-scoop butter pecan, ingest we man.

Mini-B. got single-scoop Oreo Cookie + cream, ingest wee man.

Sat inside B-R, convince wee man not to eat in T-B.-mobile man.

Mini-B. pointed out several details in B-R that we never would have noticed, observant wee man.

Mini-B. cheered up considerably afterwards, thankful we man.

 

First we and then Mini-B. showered, good move man.

Mini-B. back to old wee self, thankful we man.

Bedtime delayed by sugar buzz, too much too late for wee man man.

Finally told Mini-B., "No more ice cream this late ever again," law-lay-downing we man.

Mini-B. promptly went to sleep, optimally threatened wee man.

 

We are sad that Mini-B. didn't avail himself of all the carnival stuff, bummer man.

However, he agreed that today was pretty good, relieved we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Today, Manycember Manyth (2x2x2x2x2 - 2 - 1) is the Many'th (2x2x2x2-1th) anniversary of the very first e-mail between us and Mrs. T-B.-to-be, history man.

 

And now we have Many (2+2+2) rubias and she has the Rojo*, how times change man.

    *and no closets

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Ran errands nearby, functional we man.

Returned one item to Amazon, free dropoff man.

Returned two items to Kohl's, long line man.

Result = Many (2+1) Happy Returns of the Day, hee hee hee man.

 

Met ex-Mrs.-T-B. to get something notarized, bureacracy man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. under the weather with sinus issues, not COVID-Many man.

We joshed her that she caught it from the Rojo, who knows could be man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked us, "If the Rojo dies, will you take us back, huh man?", si man.

We said, "If you give us a casa, child support, half your furniture, and Many closets, si man," si man.

 

Lunch was (large) beef pot pies (at Mini-B.'s request), ingest Two Guys man.

A wonderful ~2-hour nap was participated in by we, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was nuked parrots & keys, then beef pot roast, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Held Movie Night a night early, Amateur Night party planned Friday for Mini-B. man.

Watched "Home Alone Many (2+2)," actually quite good man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had plans for an Amateur Night party at the Rojo's casa, plan ex-she man.

She and Mini-B. were to go, travel ex-she and wee man.

An amiga + Mini-B.'s little amigo were to go, travel amiga and wee amigo man.

Another amiga + Mini-B.'s little amigo #2 were to go, travel amiga and wee amigo man.

Everyone was to stay overnight, distance/safety/large Rojo casa man.

 

However, Mini-B. loath to go, loath wee man.

Doesn't care for Rojo's 2 daughters, nor apparently they for him man.

Doesn't want to stay overnight there again, promise apparently extracted from Mommy man.

Doesn't want to leave us, because "Daddy might be lonely," sweet wee man.

We and ex-Mrs.-T-B. both tried to convince him otherwise, apparently fruitless man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. apparently yielding to the inevitable, under-the-weather herself ex-she man.

We shall have to find a way to make this Amateur Night special for Mini-B., reward we wee man.

 

Many (2+1) ESs possible for Saturday, begin New Year right man.

Not that geographically proximal, but we are intrepidly up for it man.

 

Saturday to be last "Texas weather Many" day for some time, freeze front coming that night man.

Manycember has been warmest on record, Texas weather Many man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Oh, and the OPIOID* crisis has been temporarily ameliorated, whee man.

      *Other People's Infernal Oak leaves Infesting our Driveway, define our terms man

 

We participated in some MLM** activity, savvy we man.

     **by paying $Many ($2x2x2x2 -1) to Miguel the Lawn-Mexican, si man

 

He used his industrial blow-leafer to blow the stuff into center of lawn, plan man.

Partner then atomized the helpless leaves with use of industrial mow-lawner, effective man.

We are quite pleased with the outcome, bye leaves man.   

Edited December 31, 2021 by TBoneTX

[Redro 4,611]

Happy New Year from the future! 

We spent the evening watching Hard Knocks... I think I love American Football. 

Edited December 31, 2021 by Kor2USA

[cdneh 3,112]

Just popping in to wish everyone a happy New Year. Herself and I have come to Heber Springs until Monday. We are right on the Little Red River. She has been busy giving the ducks and geese what for. And the motor boats and fisher folk going up and down. This place is huge. Our house would fit in here four times with room to spare. She keeps losing me

 

It has got a dog enclosure with an igloo dog house, but other that that, it is not fenced. So, that would account for my wandering about at 03:30 in my parka and gumboots.

 

There has to be one flaw in the plan of course. Severe weather ahead, and no fraidy hole here. Scoped out a closet that will have to do.

 

Cheers!