Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,594]

It is monsooning, with funder*, like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.

     *what Mini-B. called it when younger, cute wee man

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling non-ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Awoke after again-inadequate zzz, necessary man.

 

Collected Mama T-B. (in the monsoon) to take to Mini-B.'s piano recital, insistent senior she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., worst-dressed offspring there man.  

No long-sleeved shirt and pants way too tight,  man.

Mini-B. first on program, newest stoodent of teechur man.

Recital better than expected, occasion-rising wee man.

Non-rubia mom-of-M.-B.'s-amigo was there, too, distraction man.

Returned Mama T-B. in the monsoon, return we senior she man.

 

After Ex-Mrs.-T-B. finally returned Mini-B. to us, napped for an hour, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco hamburgers, as follows man:

 -- One fully loaded (lettuce/tomato/ketchup) for Mini-B., ingest wee man.

 -- Two fully ketchupped (both sides of meat) for us, intend-to-ingest we man.

 -- Mini-B. mooched half of #2 from us, ravenous wee man.

 -- The algebra therefore corresponds to 1 + half a burger for each of us, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Had Movie Night #2, our idea man.

Watched "Cars 2," our idea man.

Nowhere near as good as original Cars, no way man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2 +1) or Many (2x2x2 + 2) for the week, record for Two Guys man.

Shall not have our respective "blood sodium content" measured for some time, unwise man.

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 12/17/2021 at 9:03 PM, TBoneTX said:

-- cane with feet; hors d'oeuvres tray; cafeteria tray

It sounds like you are branching out from POTS Typhoonery to owning and operating a convalescent home.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

23 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

It sounds like you are branching out from POTS Typhoonery to owning and operating a convalescent home.

We are teaching the footed cane to walk, educational we man and see JD ma'am.

And there is never a need to branch out from our Busine$$ Typhoon status, no JD ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. picked up Mini-B. from Mama T-B. for a party, thus freeing us for ES-ing man.

 

The first ES was a dud, oh well man, but the second yielded the take, see man:

 -- "Peanuts Treasury" book; nearly full L'Oreal conditioner; >half-full L'Oreal shampoo; 

        can Chunky soup = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

 

We think that another ES is up-wrapping on Monday, inspect we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Awoke a full hour earlier than alarm, coughing/draining from cold man.

Miu initially aysheep but later quiescent, aysheep-then-quiescent miu man.

Mini-B.'s breakfast was waffles with pancake syrup + blueberries, appreciative wee man.

 

Took Mini-B. to Mama T-B., over-the-moon senior she man.

Mini-B. regaled receptionist & 2 elderlies with "Can I Put My Bird in Your Oven," performative wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then took Mini-B. to a party, enjoy wee and ex-she man.

Mama T-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. both complimentary of Mini-B.'s resale attire, tasteful we man.

 

Embarked on ES-ing, q.v. above man.

Lunch was at favorite Chinese buffet, ingest Many (2+2) plates of Major food we man.

Conquered the usual Many (2+1) laundry loads, Thread Laundress report we man.

Attempted siesta interrupted by Many (2+1) -- yes, Many (2+1) -- phone calls, grrrr man.

 

Hosted Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. for Disney+ reruns of AFV, enjoy we and wee man.

Mini-B. consumed the traditional onecan of Spaghetti-O's + meatballs, ingest wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. blanketed herself and fell asleep on couch, snore as usual ex-she man.

Conducted mandatory "We're Two Guys" mantra with Mini-B., Two Guys we and wee man.

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

Except for zzz-deprivation and ongoing snot-balloon-creation, a good day, conclude we man.

Edited December 20, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Miu has just dropped favorite feather-roller at our feet, wonder what miu wants man.

Miu is now vigorously play-attacking said object, wonder what miu wants man.

We should probably investigate this mystery, conclude we man.

Then we shall de-dish the warsher and up-dope on Heap Strong Medicine, also conclude we man.

[Redro 4,611]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. picked up Mini-B. from Mama T-B. for a party, thus freeing us for ES-ing man.

 

The first ES was a dud, oh well man, but the second yielded the take, see man:

 -- "Peanuts Treasury" book; nearly full L'Oreal conditioner; >half-full L'Oreal shampoo; 

        can Chunky soup = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

 

We think that another ES is up-wrapping on Monday, inspect we man.

TBone, I've started to wonder. How do you find the ESs and GSs?

I always thought the magic of them was driving down a road, seeing a sign and then going to one. I didn't realize one can plan their entire day in advance? 

[laylalex 7,293]

Very, very happy to report that my mother-in-law is finally home after over a week in hospital. Despite being fully vaccinated, in terrific health, relatively young (56), very active and having no underlying conditions, she got severe COVID. So severe her blood oxygen levels plummeted to 67%, which is when cyanosis sets in. She had some outstanding care at her local hospital and she is now resting at home with her boyfriend tending to her needs until a live-in nurse arrives later this week. She has been very, very ill for about 3 weeks, and having her on the mend and out of danger was the very best Christmas present of all. 

 

Stay safe everyone, times are really crazy right now out there. We are down two people over the weekend in my office -- both are self-isolating after exposure on Saturday to family members who went on to test positive on Sunday.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

13 hours ago, Kor2USA said:

How do you find the ESs and GSs?

We typically dislike opportunistic (road-sign-advertised) GSs, si K2 ma'am.

These are usually last-minute and paltry, almost always K2 ma'am.

People put their signs too close to the turn-in street, have to U-turn K2 ma'am.

They also usually write microscopically in #2 lead pencil, can't read signs man.

Unless we are trawling a subdivision GS activity, we usually don't bother, no K2 ma'am.

 

Here is expert advice from an expert advisor, to wit we man K2 ma'am:

 

1.a.  For GSs/MSs, go to gsalr.com & type in ZIP Code of search area, si K2 ma'am.

1.b.  For ESs, go to estatesales.net & type in ZIP Code of search area, si K2 ma'am.

2.     Compile list as late as possible on the night before the safari, si K2 ma'am.

Many.  Use Bing Maps for planning routes, si K2 ma'am.

Many.  Pay attention to opening/closing times, can influence routes K2 ma'am.

Many.  Consider that ESs are more reliably held than are GSs, si and grrrr K2 ma'am.

Many.  Be suspicious of ESs advertised by "private parties" that might be the family itself, usually to be avoided for buyer interference K2 ma'am.

 

Edited December 21, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,594]

39 minutes ago, laylalex said:

relatively young (Many)

"Relatively young" depends on the definition of Many, si LL ma'am.

40 minutes ago, laylalex said:

her blood oxygen levels plummeted to Many%

This is either not a problem at all or a major medical crisis, si LL ma'am.

40 minutes ago, laylalex said:

She has been very, very ill for about Many weeks

Not fun, no LL ma'am.

41 minutes ago, laylalex said:

having her on the mend and out of danger was the very best Christmas present of all. 

We agree, and congratulations, si LL ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Special Monday ES report, see man:

 

As alluded to above, a weekend ES spilled over into Monday, attend we man.

The take, see man:

  -- Peanuts Treasury book for Mini-B.; book; funnel; weird Many-clawed kitchen or garden 

       implement = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 - half a buck), OK* or rip-off man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 - half a buck)

 

*this if we ignore this**, see man:

**everything was advertised at Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+1]%) off but was nowhere near that, just shut up if you're going to lie man

 

The above marked our first-ever ES-ing spanning Many (2+2) consecutive days, milestone for we man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Omission from Thrilling Sunday report, see belatedly man:

Din-din was the remaining 1/Many'th (or 1/Many'th) of the cherry pie, ingest we man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Coughing/congested like an illegitimate male child, grippes of cold we man.

Miu completely aysheep in morning, aysheep miu man.

Ran Many -- yes, Many -- errands, productive/exhausted we man.

Lunch was at Mexican restaurant halfway to ES, not as good as previous times man.

After ES, hit Big Lots with Many%-off coupon, save we man.

Miu obviously delighted to see us and demanded interaction, high-maintenance miu man.

Napped for an inadequately short hour, zzz we man.

Din-din was onecan of Spaghettio's + meatballs, ingest One Guy man.

Curbsided the garbage, advance-prepared we man.

Helped Ex-Mrs.-T-B. with 2 questions for Cousin Mini-B.'s kollej application, rewrite we man.

Endured lengthy "who shot John" from Mama T-B. about latter's driver's-license appointment on Tues., chauffeur senior she we man.  

Edited December 21, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,594]

28 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Here is expert advice from an expert advisor, to wit we man K2 ma'am

For this, you owe us $Many,000,000,000, si K2 ma'am.   

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Soft, purring miu currently occupying lap, inconvenient heaven man.