Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Hurricanes in Poland, tornadoes in the U.S., oj tak.

The damage can be equally devastating, oj sigh.

That's a nice wish, oj tak.

Thoughtful communicative Asia!  Thoughtful, THOUGHTFUL communicative COMMUNICATIVE Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

In earliest morning, miu sat on our stomach, lobbying for miu-breakfast, si man.

Had to drag Mini-B. from bed, reluctant wee man.

 

Lunch was a Subway*, ingest we man.

   *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Din-din was salad & hot dogs, ingest 2 of latter each Two Guys man.

 

We are an incorrigible party-animal, no self-control we man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Had to fizzicly* drag Mini-B. from bed again, comatose wee man.

   *this should be the spelling, si man

Lunch was a can of Costco chili, ingest we man.

Din-din was nuked corn and battered** chicken strips with honey mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

   **no police report on file, to our knowledge man

Mini-B. practiced some for upcoming piano recital, much more needed man.

Am currently fending off the rubias, magnetic we man.

 

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

(Bad silent Asia!  Bad, BAD silent SILENT Asia!)

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Awoke to find Mini-B. in bed with us, wee zzz with we man.

(We are lucky that last night was the rubias' night off, free man.)

Miu jumped on bed to investigate, investigatory miu man.

 

Later than ever to skool, delay-tactical wee man.

Had to threaten general, colonel, major, lieutenant, & sergeant corporal punishment, private note man.

 

Lunch was two ham sandwiches, indict them both and ingest we man.

Excellent ham from Aldi, got to remember to get again man.

 

Mini-B.'s skool is collecting donations for needy families, donate after holidays man.

Called for canned goods and personal-hygiene supplies, all nonperishable man.

 

We compiled Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+1) cans from pantry, never use now the way we cook man.

We added Many (2+2+1) cans of miu-food, miu will never eat man.

We added Many shampoos, toothpastes, & miscellany from bathroom & closets, add we man.

We added these to a box, go out (to the garage) for boxing we man.

 

We tried to lift box, really bright man.

We think that we yelled, dimly remember miu racing for safety man.

Managed to get box into T-B.-mobile trunk, didn't faint from pain man.

Drove the short distance to Mini-B.'s skool, driven personality we man.

Rang security bell, rung bell and wrung-out we man.

Fortunately, a rolling cart was available, utilize same we man.

Skool principal himself held doors open for us, recognized us as POTS Typhoon man.

In deference to our typhoon status, skool will raise all of Mini-B.'s grades by Many points, successful we and wee man.

 

Din-din was toucans (unrelated) of soup bought at various ESs, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B. from skool, took tonight ex-she man.

Returned Mini-B. in time for nightly prep, exhausted wee man.

Mini-B. sneezing, like Daddy man.

Gave some allergy medicine, readily accepted by wee from we man.

Mini-B. sound asleep exactly one minute after end-of-reading, exhausted wee man.

 

Learned that Cousin Mini-B. was able to pack our gifts for ex-Ecu relatives, this is good man:

 -- Soft towel for CM-B.'s mom, ex-sis-in-law to we man.

 -- Tupac of new handkerchiefs for CM-B.'s dad, ex-bro-in-law to we man.

 -- Many-piece ([2+2]-piece) full sheet set for ex-MIL, no bed that size in our casa now man.

 -- Many-pack of handkerchiefs for ex-FIL, loves those things senior he man.

Total expense for all above = negligible or forgotten, but do it even if expensive we man.

We hope that CM-B. can make it on the plane, excited senior wee man.

 

We shall ourself retire not long after midnight, Heap Strong Medicine* man.

   *allergy & back, sneeze and ouch we man

Edited December 16, 2021 by TBoneTX

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 12/9/2021 at 10:11 PM, TBoneTX said:

longer than forever

If I typed this, you would assign a Pee - math demerit!

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 12/10/2021 at 8:54 PM, TBoneTX said:

book of Insults

Just in time for Festivus.

[Asia 2,498]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We compiled Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+1) cans from pantry, never use now the way we cook man.

We added Many (2+2+1) cans of miu-food, miu will never eat man.

We added Many shampoos, toothpastes, & miscellany from bathroom & closets, add we man.

That's so generous of you! 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

6 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

If I typed this, you would assign a Pee - math demerit!

Insolent insouciant JD ma'am!  Insolent, INSOLENT insouciant INSOUCIANT JD ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Thursday-morning Miu Report, see man:

 

Miu batted every binder clip & paper clip off our desk, typical of miu man.

Miu chewed up every paper on our desk, typical of miu man.

Miu fell asleep behind our computer, typical work of miu completed man.

[SalishSea 17,970]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday-morning Miu Report, see man:

 

Miu batted every binder clip & paper clip off our desk, typical of miu man.

Miu chewed up every paper on our desk, typical of miu man.

Miu fell asleep behind our computer, typical work of miu completed man.

In miuspeak, that is mild retribution for your brief border shenanigans absence.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Her retribution was impersonating (im-miu-inating?) a barnacle after our return, more accurately JD ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was Many (2x2x2+2) Costco meatballs, ingest we man; or

Lunch was Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) Costco half-meatballs, bisect and ingest we man.

 

We think that we have a cold or allergies, stuffed/sneezing we man.

 

Din-din was nuked bagged peas and air-fried fish sticks, ingest Two Guys man.

Dished & must de-dish the warsher, usual Thursday-night necessity man.

 

After showering, Mini-B.'s towel got twisted, twist and shout man.

Mini-B. said, "I have to un-weird this towel, si man."

 

Mini-B. has a half-day of skool before break, bend but not break man.

The kids are allowed to bring "devices," why even bother with skool man.

 

Miu has been quiescent since morning, quiescent miu man.

 

Cousin Mini-B. arrived in Ecu within the hour, come-homing senior wee man.

Plane was Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2+2) minutes late, no excuse man.

 

Edited December 17, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Special Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Because of storms forecast for Saturday and an obligation involving Mini-B., we hit an MS and two ESs today, resourceful we man.  The MS and #2 ES paid off with the take, see man:

 

 -- nearly full pack Office Despot printable file-folder labels, pack plastic cutlery, a Manyzen 

      plastic tumblers = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- cane with feet; hors d'oeuvres tray; cafeteria tray = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Awoke and made snot-balloons in multiple paper towels, all-day creative activity for we man.

Dropped Mini-B. for last half-day of skool before vacation, eager-for-latter wee man.

Hit MS/ESs, see above man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B., depressed wee man.

One of his long-time little amigos is leaving skool, probably moving man.

We told him that our best amigos moved away every year, truth man.

Mini-B. cheered up after resuming his computer games, thus we figured man.

 

Lunch was onecan of bean-with-bacon soup, ingest we man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. at little amigo's casa, prearranged man.

Mom-of-amigo is widowed Mexicana, we wore a Mexico t-shirt and pointed this out man.

Mom-of-amigo could make an archbishop kick out a stained-glass window, oh our god man.

However, she is not a rubia, We Have Standards man.

 

Made it back to casa for fizzicle-therapy mauling, highly necessary man.

We can walk and move again and opt to do both, flexible we man.

 

Napped for a glorious yet all-too-short hour-plus, inadequate zzz for we man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from amigo's casa, lay eyes on foxy Mexicana again we man.

 

Din-din was Hungry-Man "boneless chicken patties" frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was episodes #1 & #Many (2x2x2) of "One Strange Rock," interesting man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. fell asleep and we stealthily stole from his bedroom, tiptoe we man.

However, Mini-B. awoke with a crucial request, request wee man:

"Dad, write down on a piece of paper 'Resist (V.R. game),' please man," spaketh wee man.

We complied and left this on his computer, compliant with wee man we man.

 

Brought grapes from fridge as computer snack, healthy-eating we man.

Miu sniffed grapes thoroughly, investigatory miu man.

Miu began licking condensation off grapes, enterprising miu man.

Miu then chewed more papers on desk and fell asleep behind computer, Miu Work Accomplished man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We had a short window between becoming caffeinated and beating the rain/being back in time to get Mini-B. ready for his recital, rush we man, and we used said window to hit two ESs, enterprising we man.

 

The take, see man:

 -- Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2) shirt/pants hangers; plastic tray = $1, steal man

 -- 2 painted-plywood nightstands  = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 1)

 

Nightstands might go in the guest room, consider we man.

Or, they might go in our room with current one going into guest room, consider we man.

Till then, they stay in the garage until someone can carry them up, not supposed to we man.

 

And the nightstands were loaded into the T-B.-mobile about 2 minutes before the skies opened, raining Maine Coons and St. Bernards currently man.