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[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling (and belated) Wednesday report, see man:

 

Hyperactive miu knocked stuff off shelves, hyper miu man.

Mini-B. again lobbied not to go to skool, persistent and future Sales Director wee man.

Mini-B. sang his seductive "Can I Put My Bird in Your Oven" Thanksgiving song Many times, whacko wee man.

 

Lunch was a nuked lasagna, last refugee from Uncle T-B.'s freezer ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B. for her weekly evening, after skool man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Costco chili, a banana, and a can of sardines-in-water*, ingest we man.

     *from a recent ES, financially savvy we man

 

Miu aysheep again in the evening, aysheep miu man.

At this writing, miu racing like a wildmiu and jumping/chewing on everything, aysheep miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu a morning wildmiu again, wild miu man.

Mini-B. lobbied hard not to go to skool, sorry but wee man must go man.

 

We got damaged, ouch man.

We swiveled chair to get up just as miu aimed for our lap, unfortunate timing man.

Have long scratch and Many (2+2) puncture wounds, miu badly needs all-wheel manicure man.

 

Lunch was a Subway, with use of coupon financially savvy we man.

 

SIM card for new phone arrived, mirabile dictu man.

More than an hour in phone caucus with provider, caucus we man.

Managed to recapture most data from old phone, partial miracle man.

Later, while fiddling, managed to recapture remaining data, complete miracle man.

However, we want audible alerts ONLY FOR TEXTS, please man.

Infernal thing beeps for ALL notifications, help us man.  

 

Din-din was nuked bagged corn and bagged Gen. Tso's chicken, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. upset because of a visible pimple, poor wee man.

Mini-B. terrified of how to get rid of it, sorry we presented options man.

We sure handled this more poorly than Papa T-B. handled it with us, sigh man.

Will have to think up more options more diplomatically, search we man.

Edited December 3, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Miu not quite as aysheep in the morning, race-then-veg miu man.

 

Mini-B. eager to vanquish his first zit, desirous wee man.

We told him, "After skool, si man," si man.

 

Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them both man.

Itineraried Many GSs/ESs for Saturday, plan we man.

 

Upon skool pickup, Mini-B. could talk of nothing but vanquish-zitting, inspired wee man.

Zit duly pre-vanquished, with Round 2 imminent, impressed and brave wee man.

We shall vanquish this 2-stage zit on Saturday, previously self-experienced we man.

 

Din-din was air-fryered Costco hamburgers, ingest and highly approving wee man.

Miu kept occupying kitchen counter for close inspection, invasive miu man.

 

Friday is movie night, Two Guys man.

Watched "Home Alone 2," Two Guys man.

A record Many (2+2+1) -- yes, Many (2+2+1) -- bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Got Mini-B. showered, brush-teethed, read to x2, and asleep in <1 hour, proficient we man.

A good Two Guys day, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We overslept horribly and skipped the last Many (2+1) on the itinerary, see the take man:

 -- half-box heavy Kraft envelopes = half-of-half a buck, steal man

 -- Many (2x2x2) handkerchiefs; Many (2x2x2-1) Handi-Foil containers = $1 + half a buck, 

        steal man

 -- Pyrex bowl; huge framed picture from Mexico Bureau of Tourism = $2, steal man

 -- Many (2+1) books for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+1), deal man

Total = $Many + half + half-of-half a buck ($[2+2+2] + half a buck + half-of-half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Overslept badly, see above man.

Got Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for playdate, caught up on time man.

Record-setting warm temperatures, Texas weather Many man.

 

Lunch was chicken salad* sandwich from a Chevron food mart, ingest we man.

    *ongoing question, see man:  what part of the chicken is the salad, huh man?

 

Retrieved perspiring Mini-B., play-basketballing wee man.

Fed Mini-B. S&M as late lunch, Ex-Mrs.T-B. fed him too little grrrr man.

Napped for a glorious hour, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was nuked bagged corn + air-fried grilled chicken strips**, ingest Two Guys man.

   **ongoing question, see man:  what part of the chicken is the strip, huh man?

 

Mini-B. wanted to watch a movie again tonight, persuasive wee man.

Picked Home Sweet Home Alone, actually not bad man.

Many (2+1) bowls Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Got Mini-B. in bed, reading as usual man.

Reviewed week, Two Guys man.

Mini-B. satisfied with Two Guys week, Two Guys we and wee man.

Go visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, doting senior she man.

Edited December 6, 2021 by TBoneTX

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 11/30/2021 at 11:32 PM, TBoneTX said:

We are still waiting to upgrade our harem with applications from even better rubias, hint man.

Any such rubia is likely to interfere with your Two Men diet of couponned fast food, dented tins of Dinty Moore (having fallen off Mexican truck), and long-forgotten freezer-burned entrees.  

 

 

Edited December 6, 2021 by Jorgedig

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 12/2/2021 at 8:01 AM, TBoneTX said:

a can of sardines-in-water

JD-approved!

[Ontarkie 14,304]

The Tornado fell off her bike Friday and is in a sling. Urgent care did not see anything broken but said they can see damage and has referred her to Ortho. I guess to make sure they aren't missing anything. 

 

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 12/3/2021 at 10:14 PM, TBoneTX said:

Mini-B. eager to vanquish his first zit, desirous wee man.

Aww.....   you're one tub of Clearasil pads away from buying him his first bottle of Axe, a likely GS find as boys reject their once beloved eau de grade 7.

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 11/29/2021 at 8:18 PM, TBoneTX said:

between the ages of Many and (if well-preserved) 

*embalmed.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

4 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Any such rubia is likely to interfere with your Two Men diet of couponned fast food, dented tins of Dinty Moore (having fallen off Mexican truck), and long-forgotten freezer-burned entrees.

That sort of rubia would not be an upgrade, no and  JD ma'am.

4 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

one tub of Clearasil pads

We shall find this wholesale, or barter a couple of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats for it, si JD ma'am.

4 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

eau de grade Many

1.  English-only outside the regional forums, oui JD ma'am!

2.  Grade precised, see JD ma'am.

4 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

*embalmed

We said "Many and Many," see JD ma'am.

Your abilities to read carefully, interpret literally, and answer completely and honestly are crucial to your success in this immigration and rubia-recruitment process, si JD ma'am.

Edited December 6, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Fended off insouciant comments from impertinent rubias on VJ, off-fend we man.

 

Unwillingly dragged our carcass from bed, need zzz we man.

Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., doting senior she man.

Lunch was a footlong Subway procured with use of coupon, financially savvy we man.

Vanquished chief elements of Many (2+1) laundry loads, victorious we man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from Mama T-B., doting senior she man.

Mini-B. performed "Can I Put My Bird in Your Oven," delighted senior she man.

 

Got roped into playing a Mario game on a dual controller, persuasive wee man.

We still have no idea what we were doing, nontransgenerational we man.

 

Napped for a glorious hour-plus, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was as follows, ingest respectively Two Guys man:

 -- canned Spaghetti-Os + meatballs, ingest wee man

 -- 2-week-old battered chicken tenders, ingest we man

No* gastrointestinal insults resulted, iron constitutionsand So There Two Guys man.

     *meaning zero, zilch, nada, Take That JD ma'am

 

AFV not on ABC network for second consecutive Sunday, anathema man.

Old AFV episodes on Disney+, watch 2 such we and wee and Ex-Mrs.-T-B. she man.

Recited "We're Two Guys" mantra and waved goodbye to Mini-B., bye wee man.

Let several of the rubias in from the back patio, waiting for the moment man.

Semisuccessfully prevented miu from hacking a hairball on new bedspread, productive miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Rant, see and grrrr man:

 

We are facing an ongoing OPIOID crisis, si and grrrr man:

  Other

  People's

  Infernal

  Oak leaves

  Infesting our

  Driveway, grrrr man.

 

And we are aware that we should simply blow it off, no need to state the obvious man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Miu completely aysheep in morning, aysheep miu man.

Thundering around upstairs like a crazed beefalo, hyperactive miu man.

An hour later, sound asleep in Mini-B.'s desk chair, zzz miu man.

 

Lunch was a footlong Subway with use of coupon, financially savvy we man.

Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs, last day of life for buns man.

 

Packing for trip, packed we man.

Might not hear from us until Thursday,  man*.

    *shut up, si man.

Mornin'/night/mornin'/night/mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously guarded upvotes!

[Asia 2,498]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Packing for trip, packed we man.

Where are you going? Or rather - where did you go?