Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 44,792]

13 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

!!!

Our closet, not ex-her's nonexistent current closet, si and  JD ma'am.

13 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Rubia in the grocery store?!

Very jolly and rather chubby black lady, sorry JD ma'am.

Even had it been a rubia, we'd have been too groggy to communicate, truth man.

13 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

No one dare enter the Jorgedig sardine bubble of doom!

Do not challenge, intrude upon, or rankle the fearsome JD ma'am, no man!

[SalishSea 17,515]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Was probably time to replace that old flip phone anyway.

Purchased for many (2x2x2x2+2) @ GS, circa 2011.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

15 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Purchased for $Many ($2x2x2x2+2) @ GS, circa Many.

Proofreading applied to valiant-yet-incomplete P-math efforts, see and be edified JD ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

14 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

As a card-carrying Seattle Swede/Finn from Ballard, I approve this dietary choice.  Sardines are a major part of the JDig luncheons.

Shouldn't you more logically be Sardinian, huh JD ma'am?

And you are probably a rubia, do we guess correctly JD ma'am?

[SalishSea 17,515]

11 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Shouldn't you more logically be Sardinian, huh JD ma'am?

And you are probably a rubia, do we guess correctly JD ma'am?

I am.  And with zero ability to tan.  The kiwi frequently mocks as if blinded by my ghostly pallor.  However, after three years in the PNW, his nice southern hemisphere tan has faded, and he is forced to take vitamin D like the rest of us 😅

[Ontarkie 14,145]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

At 2 a.m. Sun., it struck us that a strange rattle/thump that we heard during pre-noon errands on Sat. meant that the phone fell off the top of the T-B.-mobile where we'd left it before beginning our drive, si and needed-zzz we man.

 

We phoned the local police dept., which sent its beat officer to scope the street & curb, see man.

However, he saw nothing, no see man.

We went out on Sun. morning after sunrise to look ourself, no see we either man.

We bought a new phone from Worst Buy for $Many00, however a $Many00 discount man.

We then caucused with service provider, caucus we man.

They will expedite a new SIM card, wait till Tues. or Wed. we man.

They are cautiously hopeful that the data, contacts, etc. can be restored, fingers crossed man.

Oh man that really sucks. 

 

Congrats on airfryer. I use mine a lot. I even tossed out my deep fryer. There is only a few things I still like deep fried better and that is deepfried pickles and egg rolls. I don't eat either enough to justify the big old bulky deepfryer now. 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

6 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I am.

Admittedly rubia* JD ma'am!  Admittedly rubia*, ADMITTEDLY RUBIA* JD ma'am!   

    *fotos (Spanish spelling) or it isn't so, see or no JD ma'am

[TBoneTX 44,792]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh man that really sucks.

Si, D ma'am.  Maybe the SIM card will arrive on Tuesday, si man.

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Congrats on airfryer.

Gracias, D ma'am.  See Thrilling Monday report, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Awoke at o'dark-Many to sit in on Mini-B.'s doc appointment, attend we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was also there, of course man.

Purpose was to discuss Mini-B.'s weight and possible COVID-Many shot, two issues man.

 

Mini-B. on the higher side of normal height/weight, relief man.

Doc recommended watching diet, sleeping enough, and more exercise, sensible man.

 

At our request, Mini-B. was put outside, confidential caucus with doc man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked doc's opinion of pediatric COVID-Many shot, ask doc ex-she man.

Doc bubbled merrily about its value and recommended it unconditionally, our fear man.

 

We had reservations, accompanied by much data, and attempted to discuss it, try we man.

Doc talked over us about "misinformation" and "absolutely no adverse side-effects," egad man.

We respectfully tried again, fruitless man.

Mini-B. came back into room, readmit we man.

Doc asked him, "Do YOU want a COVID-Many shot?", unbelievable man.

We said, "Excuse us, huh man?"

Doc bubbled, "Oh, children often want to be included in decisions," unbelievable man.

This is not going to be an easy fight for us, sigh man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. at skool with excuse note, no problem man.

Lunch was Many (2x2x2+2) chicken tenders in fridge from 2 weeks ago, mushy but edible man.

 

Assiduously continued selling Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, buy yours today man.

CyberMonday special is "Buy one for the price of two & get the second absolutely FREE," whee man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from after-skool chess class, pumped wee man.

On short drive to casa, Mini-B. said, "I want to exercise when we get home, si man!", si man.

Kids next door were playing basketball and we let Mini-B. join, perfect man.

 

Din-din appetizer was nuke-in-the-bag green peas, ingest Two Guys man.

Planned entree was Costco chicken-teriyake meatballs, often snubbed by Mini-B. man.

We said, "Let's use the air fryer, si man," si man.

Mini-B. eagerly agreed and helped show us which buttons to push, tech-savvy we man.

We first lined the basket with tin foil for cleanliness, advice from Ex-Mrs.-T-B. she man.

We inserted Many (2x2x2x2 + 2+2) meatballs, Two Guys man.

 

Meatballs took Many (2x2x2+2) minutes to fry, just as suggested by owner's manual man.

Those around basket edges crisped better than those in the center, curious man.

We halved Many (2x2x2-1) for Mini-B. and Many (2x2x2 + 2+2+1) for us, Two Guys man.

Mini-B. approved and high-Many'd (high-[2+2+1]'d) us afterward, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Phoned Ex-Mrs.-T-B. with news of air-fryer success, pleased ex-she man.

Phoned Mama T-B. with same, surprised senior she man.

Neither said boo about a COVID-Many shot for Mini-B., obvious conspiracy in progress man.

 

Before bed, Mini-B. expressed hunger, Surpraaahz Sergeant Carter man.

We shared a bunch of green grapes, ingest Two Guys man.

After bedtime reading, Mini-B. fell right asleep, exhausted wee man.

 

Next time, we shall start the over-stovetop exhaust fan on high before air-frying, retrospect man.

Casa stank like it hadn't since Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and her smelly cooking left, hate that man.

Except for the doc business, not a bad day, no man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Our requirements in any Polish rubia whom anyone* might seek to introduce us to, hint man:

     *Bad negligent Asia!  Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT Asia!

 

-- between the ages of Many and (if well-preserved) approximately Many years, oj tak

-- at least Many feet Many inches (or, metrically, Many cm) in height, oj tak

-- maximally Many lb (or, metrically, Many kg) in weight, oj tak

-- fewer than Many existing children, oj tak

-- able to earn approximately $Many** (or, Polishly, Many zlotys**) annually, oj tak

       **selling Pre-Owned Toilet Seats is acceptable, oj tak

-- not psycho, deranged, or damaged, oj nie

-- a true and not a fake rubia, oj tak and nie

 

We are sure that the above prerequisites are reasonable and attainable, oj tak.

[SalishSea 17,515]

44 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Admittedly rubia* JD ma'am!  Admittedly rubia*, ADMITTEDLY RUBIA* JD ma'am!   

    *fotos (Spanish spelling) or it isn't so, see or no JD ma'am

Edited November 30, 2021 by Jorgedig
JD and the Kiwi!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Natural rubia JD ma'am!  Natural rubia, NATURAL RUBIA JD ma'am!

 

Nice-looking couple, dunno which of the two of you is luckier, si and no JD ma'am.

 

If you have any single twin (or Manyple or Manyruplet) sisters, they can apply for our harem of Many (2+2+2) rubias, shall give them every consideration ma'am.

[SalishSea 17,515]

42 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

If you have any single twin (or Manyple or Manyruplet) sisters, they can apply for our harem of Many (2+2+2) rubias, shall give them every consideration ma'am.

What type of $Many POTS discount is involved?

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Ours was LPoP (last post on page), so no POTS discount applies (other than the "buy 1 for the price of 2 and get the second one absolutely free" special), sorry JD ma'am.

 

Maybe we shall soon reinstitute the handsome 0.0000001% discount for those who buy a POTS in the next Many minutes, consider we man.

 

However, most (in fact, all) rubias are attracted to our finer qualities (brow ridges, Simian gap, et al.), see JD ma'am.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee after a promising Monday, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Miu was aysheep and thundered around the upstairs like a whiskered beefalo, aysheep miu man.

 

Mini-B.'s skool won't credit kids for a skoolday if they arrive after half-past Many (2x2x2+2) a.m., no man.

Mini-B. noted that he had arrived earlier than that on Monday and therefore had to attend, observant wee man.

Today, he asked, "Dad, can we time our arrival to Many:Many (2x2x2+2 hr + 2x2x2x2x2-1 min), huh man?"

 

Lunch was two more Lean Cuisine things from two years in Uncle T-B.'s freezer, ingest we man.

Don't know why we ever bought him that garbage (vegetables this & meatless that), no man.

 

Miu sat on our lap Many -- yes, Many -- times today, perhaps evolving into lap-miu miu man.

 

After skool, Mini-B. wanted to play driveway basketball with neighbor kids, repeat of Monday man.

They weren't out, no see wee men we or wee man.

We offered ball in back yard, mowed for that precise purpose man.

Mini-B. countered with walk around the block, negotiator wee man.

After nice walk, boys were out playing, excited wee man.

They quit barely Many minutes after Mini-B.'s arrival, one had to go home man.

Mini-B. seemed satisfied nevertheless, OK with wee man.

 

Din-din was bun-length hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

We forgot to prepare the bagged salad first,  we man.

Salad (unopened bag) was wet and soggy, sometimes happens man.

We ate our bowl, ingest unenthusiastically we man.

Mini-B. ate a few bites, ingest unenthusiastically wee man.

The moral of this story:  We did not claw our way atop the food chain to eat salad, no man.

 

Mini-B. wants us to nuke his mini-corn dogs in the air fryer in the morning, much ado and more delay than micronuking man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. lost what was left of her mind and forgot that Thursday is her Mini-B. day, switch to Wednesday we and ex-she man.   

 

We are still waiting to upgrade our harem with applications from even better rubias, hint man.

 

Miu is impatiently demanding routine nightly miu-service, feed/water/brush/play with miu we man.