Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We attended one ES, see the take man:

-- hand-towel, dental floss, 2 soap dishes, Many (2+1) sardines-in-water, nearly full 

       Mary Kay moisturizer = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck), OK man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck)

[Ontarkie 14,304]

14 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Rant, grrrr man:

 

Our cell phone is lost and goes straight to voicemail when we call it, grrrr man.

Last time that we saw it was midday in the casa, kitchen table man.

We then went on errands and quickly realized that we'd not brought it,  man.

However, it was not where we thought we'd left it, no man.

We have searched everywhere, no see we man.

Remote possibility is that it was left on top of the T-B.-mobile, but we'd have put it in man.

If left there, rubber case would have kept it from sliding off or someone would've honked, reason we man.

Various online methods of "find your lost phone" are a joke, grrrrRRRRR man.

Google refuses to work, "Google can't find your phone because it's not on"  man.

We are out of ideas and would appreciate some, man.

Oh man that sucks. If you had FB you could message yourself or call it through FB that way it wouldn't go to VM. But it sounds like your phone is off too. 

Hmm I know there is something that will call your phone I think it turns it on if it's off too. I could be making this up because I have zero memory of what I heard from my kids. 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Awoke groggier than usual to sounds of workers trimming trees in mini-park, start LATER man.

Hosted Ex-Mrs.-T-B. to pick through leftover Mini-B. clothes to send to Ecu, pick ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. went into bedroom closet to scavenge her leftover stuff, eyeroll we man.

"Don't let Miu get in the closet!" cautioned we to ex-she man.

 

Let on errands as follows, see man:

-- oil-change + annual inspection of T-B.-mobile, assiduous we man

-- ES, see above man

-- Many (One-Cent-Less-than-a-Buck Only), spend we man

-- Dollar General, spend we man

 

Returned to casa and didn't see cell phone, see rant above man.

Didn't see miu either, no miu see we man.

 

Lunch/din-din (at half-past 2 p.m.) = Many (2+2) hot dogs, ingest we before buns went bad man.

Nap for a wholly inadequate hour-plus, zzz and need more we man.

No sign of miu before or after, strange man.

 

Awoke even groggier than before, grog we man.

Went to legacy supermarket* for weekly pre-Mini-B. shopping, $pend we man.

   *with Many%-off coupon and $Many gift card, financially savvy we man

Got next year's T-B.-mobile registration sticker at service desk, get it done and $pend we man.

Began shopping, wander aimlessly groggy we man.

So groggy that we made off with someone else's cart, very good-natured she man.

Spent $Many, which would have been $Many without card/coupon, either good or bad deal man.

 

Returned to casa, cupboarded groceries, and saw neither cell phone nor miu man.

Performed fruitless search for cell phone, see above man.

Phoned Ex-Mrs.-T-B., who was out for din-din with the Rojo, regards & sympathies man.

 

Performed fruitful search for miu, found in bedroom closet man.

Miu quite vocal and demanding of amends, affectionate we man.

Miu eventually settled down, mollified miu man.

Such an exciting day, party-animal we man.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

I'm going to guess you tried the find my phone and that is what you were complaining about with google

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Just now, Ontarkie said:

Oh man that sucks. If you had FB you could message yourself or call it through FB that way it wouldn't go to VM. But it sounds like your phone is off too. 

Hmm I know there is something that will call your phone I think it turns it on if it's off too. I could be making this up because I have zero memory of what I heard from my kids. 

The mystery is why it is off, si and sigh man.

 

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

I could be making this up

Devious deceptive Ontarklar!  Devious, DEVIOUS deceptive DECEPTIVE Ontarklar!

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I have zero memory

Welcome to our mental capacity, si D ma'am.

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm going to guess you tried the find my phone and that is what you were complaining about with google

That and other "services" found on the Web, si and sigh and grrrr ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

20 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The mystery is why it is off, si and sigh man.

 

Devious deceptive Ontarklar!  Devious, DEVIOUS deceptive DECEPTIVE Ontarklar!

Welcome to our mental capacity, si D ma'am.

That and other "services" found on the Web, si and sigh and grrrr ma'am.

Any luck yet?

[TBoneTX 45,591]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Any luck yet?

At 2 a.m. Sun., it struck us that a strange rattle/thump that we heard during pre-noon errands on Sat. meant that the phone fell off the top of the T-B.-mobile where we'd left it before beginning our drive, si and needed-zzz we man.

 

We phoned the local police dept., which sent its beat officer to scope the street & curb, see man.

However, he saw nothing, no see man.

We went out on Sun. morning after sunrise to look ourself, no see we either man.

We bought a new phone from Worst Buy for $Many00, however a $Many00 discount man.

We then caucused with service provider, caucus we man.

They will expedite a new SIM card, wait till Tues. or Wed. we man.

They are cautiously hopeful that the data, contacts, etc. can be restored, fingers crossed man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling (?) Sunday report, see and groan man:

 

Phone saga per above, aarrrrgh man.

After service caucus, shopped for Uncle T-B., housebound senior he man.

Lunch/din-din (at Many p.m.) = 2 frozen Lean Cuisine entrees*, ingest we man.

    *housed in Uncle T-B.'s freezer for 2 or Many years, still quite ingestible man

Warshered/baked/folded jeans & new (ES) windbreaker, Thread Laundress we man.

Warshered/baked/folded regular load, T.L. we man.

Welcomed MIni-B., Two Guys week man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. set up our new 2-basket air fryer, Mini-B. eager to try out wee man.

Showed Mini-B. all his new clothes, pleased wee man.

Got exactly zero of Sunday paper read, sacrifice we man.

Must arise at o'dark-Many for Mini-B. doctor caucus, only available time man.

Not our funnest or most stress-free day, admit we man.

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 11/27/2021 at 7:40 PM, TBoneTX said:

Many (2+1) sardines-in-water,

As a card-carrying Seattle Swede/Finn from Ballard, I approve this dietary choice.  Sardines are a major part of the JDig luncheons.  It also works to assist in my COVID/"Seattle Freeze" introversion, in that once that tin is cracked open, I can safely isolate in the hospital cafeteria without having to issue RBF glares.   No one dare enter the Jorgedig sardine bubble of doom!

Edited November 29, 2021 by Jorgedig

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 11/27/2021 at 7:54 PM, TBoneTX said:

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. went into bedroom closet

!!!

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 11/27/2021 at 7:54 PM, TBoneTX said:

So groggy that we made off with someone else's cart, very good-natured she man.

Rubia in the grocery store?!   Need not be exclusive to Hallmark movie, see man.

[Asia 2,498]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

At 2 a.m. Sun., it struck us that a strange rattle/thump that we heard during pre-noon errands on Sat. meant that the phone fell off the top of the T-B.-mobile where we'd left it before beginning our drive, si and needed-zzz we man.

At least you know what happened.

[Neonred 3,577]

On 11/27/2021 at 10:38 PM, TBoneTX said:

Rant, grrrr man:

 

Our cell phone is lost and goes straight to voicemail when we call it, grrrr man.

Last time that we saw it was midday in the casa, kitchen table man.

We then went on errands and quickly realized that we'd not brought it,  man.

However, it was not where we thought we'd left it, no man.

We have searched everywhere, no see we man.

Remote possibility is that it was left on top of the T-B.-mobile, but we'd have put it in man.

If left there, rubber case would have kept it from sliding off or someone would've honked, reason we man.

Various online methods of "find your lost phone" are a joke, grrrrRRRRR man.

Google refuses to work, "Google can't find your phone because it's not on"  man.

We are out of ideas and would appreciate some, man.

Was probably time to replace that old flip phone anyway.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Was probably time to replace that old flip phone anyway.

Hard to type "Hhh Eee Lll Lll Ooo, Sss Iii Mmm Aaa Nnn" all the time, agreed man.

Edited November 29, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

12 hours ago, Asia said:

At least you know what happened.

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and therefore unread, no see we man.

 

However, had we read it, see reply man:

Infuriatingly logical communicative Asia!  Infuriatingly logical, INFURIATINGLY LOGICAL communicative COMMUNICATIVE Asia!