Save The Last Rants For Me

[janet3 1,170]

Soooo....I've been beating myself up since yesterday....

The Algerian passed his civics/history and English test (Yay!!!!) But....the IO asked for proof that we are married (I didn't upload proof at the time of N400 submission). I (he...we all know I helped) didn't upload any "proof of ongoing relationship" because they didn't ask for anything besides the tax transcripts, marriage certificate,  proof of spouse US citizenship.....everything else could be uploaded under "unsolicited evidence". But I  didn't.....they have 1000 pages of evidence....But the IO asked if he had any current evidence to present that day that we still live together...he didn't have it in the folder I gave him...it was with me in the car (sitting outside the building). She told him he would get a notice and to upload the information. And here we are....

Looked at the case status today and the notice (Request for Information) was there....5 minutes later I uploaded bank statements, utility bills, house insurance bills, and credit card statements. I was going to upload our trip to Maine in September and pay stubs but my sister said they would just get annoyed and to wait....

I'm just angry with myself....I KNEW BETTER! WHAT WAS I THINKING????

[TBoneTX 45,591]

3 hours ago, janet3 said:

I've been beating myself up since yesterday

Flagellate-selfing JMany ma'am!  Flagellate-selfing, FLAGELLATE-SELFING JMany ma'am!

3 hours ago, janet3 said:

The Algerian passed his civics/history and English test

Highly passable Mr. 2x+y man!  Highly passable, HIGHLY PASSABLE Mr. 2x+y man!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Could barely walk, ouch man.

Nearly entire foot is red & swollen, ouch man.

Have iced it for the last couple of hours, heavenly man.

Might have to visit a doc if no improvement by morning, si and no man.

 

Din-din was the leftover fish sticks (perhaps a couple of Manyzen) and the long-refrigerated package of "salmon-flavored cheese puffs," nuke and ingest we man.

 

Mama T-B. keeps inquiring when Mini-B.'s COVID-Many shot is scheduled, pester us senior she man.

We shall have to tell her that he'll get one over our dead body, get written out of Will we man.

 

Miu currently self-tossing favorite feather-roller, Play With Daddy miu man.

Miu doesn't understand that we can't walk, going to try man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Injured foot was better in morning but worse tonight, ouch man.

Probably should get it looked at, who has time for THAT man.

 

Eve with Mini-B., Two Guys night man.

Din-din was a large salad (us) & deluxe combo (Mini-B.) from Wendy's*, respectively ingest we man.

       *both with use of coupons, need you even ask man

Looked at funny Baba-Mail items, pretty good man.

Watched some "anti-meme" YouTube stuff, whatever that is man.

Watched a Many (2+1) Stooges film that we'd seen some time ago, OK man.

 

Will take Heap Strong Medicine at bedtime, nuke foot man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Took foot to doc, see MD we man.

Differential diagnosis #1:  "You have one leg left to stand on, si man," si man.

Differential diagnosis #2:  "The shoe's on the other foot, si man," si man.

We paid the exorbitant fee of $Many -- yes, $Many -- for the above,  man.

We got a scrip for an annie-bye optic, we think doc said man.

 

No nap again for us, no man.

Stayed late at POTS office finalizing yet another agreement in a medium-sized European country, oj tak.

 

Din-din was Many (2+2) Arby's gut-bombs*, ingest we man.

     *purchased with use of coupon, financially savvy we man

 

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously withheld upvote inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling (?) Friday report, see man:

 

Our foot wasn't as recovered this morning as on the last couple, no man.

We wore softer shoes to the POTS office, no one said (dared to say) anything man.

 

Decided to visit an Urgent Care clinic, great doc there she man.

Great Doc commented on whole-foot swelling, observant she man.

Great Doc inspected wound, just glanced at by doc yesterday man.

Great Doc exclaimed, "There's glass in there, see man," exclaim she man.

Great Doc pulled a quite sizable sliver from there*, extract she man.

     *with use of Manyceps, proficient she man

Great Doc observed, "It NEVER would have healed, no man," observe she man.

 

Great Doc smeared antibiotic ointment over it, gauzed it, and wrapped it, Wrap Artist she man.

Cute nurse shot us in da butt with an antibiotic complementary to our oral one, shoot we she man.

We should see improvement in Many (2+1) days or so, not any too soon man.

 

Din-din was onecan of green beans from a previous ES, ingest we man.

 

In other news, we have a FULL series of GSs/ESs itineraried for Saturday, itinerary we man.

We shall see if we can awaken and walk, both capabilities rather necessary man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We could walk but got on the road only at Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., precluding our attending Many (2x2x2) GSs and 2 ESs, plus 2 community GSs, sigh man.

 

However, we found stuff acutely useful for our current foot-wound, see man:

 

The take, see man:

 -- full box nonstick gauze pads; toucans Campbell's creamy chicken-noodle soup = $2, deal man

 -- T-shirt for Mini-B.; box of assorted bathroom/health items: partial Mr. Bubble;

       Many (2+1) full boxes nonstick pads; partial can Barbasol; NIP earwax tool; 

       medical paper-tape; Many (2+2) NIP toe-bandages; 2 NIP rolls self-stick wound wrap; 

       full roll flexible clear tape; 2 dental or ear picks; throat or dental mirror = $Many ($2+2), 

       steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Thrilling (& belated) Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Miu camped on our stomach in morning, lobby for breakfast miu man.

Foot hurt only at scattered times during day, not a moment too soon man.

 

Late start enabled early lunch at Favorite Small Town (FST) restaurant, becoming a regular we man.

Had the Texas-sized chicken-fried steak + double green beans + dinner rolls, ingest we man.

After consideration, carried out a whole peanut butter pie, ingest we & others all week man.

 

Got to see a couple of small towns where we'd never been, see and no man.

Made mistake of scheduling ESs in a perpetually congested area, never again man.

Instead, skipped to bottom of list and groceried at very-nearby Aldi, plan we man.

 

At casa, wanted nap but feared darkness, blast Standard Time man.

Tried to gauge whether foot would survive mow-lawning, think hard we man.

Thankfully, only front yard needed it, small so chance it we man.

Could barely squeeze swollen foot into mow-lawning shoe, hairy man.

Made it through without undue incident, success we man.

 

Medical supplies bought at ES precluded spending $Many at full retail, serendipitous man.

 

No din-din, still stuffed from FST lunch man.

 

Miu exceptionally aysheep all evening & night, hyperactive miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Special Sunday ES report, see specially man:

 

We hit 2 ESs open on Sunday and in other direction from Saturday's itinerary, thorough we man.

Both were fruitful, see the take man:

  -- up-to-date world globe; book for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2+1), OK man

  -- burger spatula, ~full roll wax paper, onecan corn, thick warshcloth, "The Prince and the 

       Pauper (Mark Twain) = $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2)

 

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday non-ES report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B. & Cousin Mini-B. to Arby's for lunch*, Many (2+1) Guys man.

     *of course with use of coupons, financially savvy we man

Then, at casa, supervised completion of monthly Home Despot kids' projects, supervise we man.

Mini-B. and C.M-B. finished within 2 seconds of each other, neat coincidence man.

Served slices of peanut butter pie from FST, ingest we and wee men man.

Mini-B. and C.M-B. both very well pleased, enjoy wee men.

 

ES-ing sucked time from domestic duties, sometimes sucks man.

Laundry/ironing conquered; warsher dished/to be de-dished, late finish man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. dropped Mini-B. in time for AFV, We're Two Guys man.

Mini-B. had been underfed din-din and requested S&M, served by we to wee man man.

We ingested no din-din ourself, stuffed from lunch we man.

Miu visibly excited to see Big Bruddah return, excited and aysheep miu man.

 

It is dawning on us that, after approx. one year of no casa-keeping, we must organize/declutter/clean, probably an opportune time man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Rant, see man:

 

We were recently stuck somewhere, and the only material to read was Woman's Day, for she man.

We idly leafed it from cover to cover, leaf we man.

Not ONE article or ad was of the slightest interest to us, first time ever for that man.

Nor shall we advertise Pre-Owned Toilet Seats in it, forget THAT man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn and get with the program man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Miu nearly aysheep all morning, hyperaysheep miu man.

Then miu slept for almost all rest of day, siesta miu man.

 

Foot still swollen but wound is healing, left uncovered just about all day man.

Lunch was the toucans of Campbell's soup from Saturday ES, ingest we man.

Din-din was Hungry Man meatloaf (ingest we man) & boneless chicken (ingest wee man) man.

Mornin', lurking Commie- and other babes with closely guarded upvote inventories!

[SalishSea 17,970]

*Catching up on the manyPaged TB podiatric debacle*

[SalishSea 17,970]

On 11/14/2021 at 9:30 PM, TBoneTX said:

Rant, see man:

 

We were recently stuck somewhere, and the only material to read was Woman's Day, for she man.

We idly leafed it from cover to cover, leaf we man.

Not ONE article or ad was of the slightest interest to us, first time ever for that man.

Nor shall we advertise Pre-Owned Toilet Seats in it, forget THAT man.

Surely you would have found a coupon, or less-compellingly:  a recipe?  Or are you one whose morality forbids the removal of coupons from dental office magazines?

[TBoneTX 45,591]

22 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

*Catching up on the manyPaged TB podiatric debacle*

Prodigal-yet-returned literary JD ma'am!  Prodigal-yet-returned, PRODIGAL-YET-RETURNED literary LITERARY JD ma'am!